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Your Simpsons character
This user most closely matches Bart Simpson: loud, chaotic, and constantly joking even when the jokes are edgy or mean-spirited. They lean into provocative humor and slurs the way Bart does with pranks and insults, like calling people “retards” in posts such as “project sekai fans are such fucking retards oh my godddddd” and “jjk is genuinely so ass the only people ive met who genuinely like it are retards”. At the same time, there’s a self-deprecating, dramatic flair that feels very Bart, like threatening exaggerated self-harm over minor inconveniences in “todays wordle is going to make me fucking kill someone im actually genuinely going to hang to my ceiling fan” and “crunchyroll subscription expired in the middle of a hetalia episode im genuinely going to kirk myself”. Their chaotic school-life complaints and ADHD-coded energy—running multiple apps while drawing in “i have Spotify, youtube and tiktok on at the same time while i draw”—mirror Bart’s restless, easily-distracted persona. Finally, the mix of genuine affection and clowning on friends (““whoever said they liked my homestuck bag today at cockburn station i love you your hair is so pretty”) fits Bart’s pattern of acting like a menace but still having a real, if chaotic, heart underneath.

Your MBTI personality Type
They come across as highly socially engaged and outward-facing, frequently talking about conventions, trains, teachers, and random strangers, e.g. following a cosplayer and recounting it online in detail: “theres a gamzee on the train and ive lowkey been following them cause idk where im going…”, which fits an Extravert (E) who processes experience by sharing it. Their interests are heavily fandom/theory oriented (Homestuck, Milgram, Hetalia), with lots of meta commentary like “archandre is proship media” and joking about discourse tags “uhm forsaken mentioned? 😂😂 #gubbytwt #prosakentwt #forsaken #proshiptwt”, suggesting an Intuitive (N) focus on concepts and discourse over concrete detail. They default to blunt, cutting humor and harsh judgments, calling people and fandoms “retards” and saying things like “jjk is genuinely so ass the only people ive met who genuinely like it are retards”, reflecting a more detached, confrontational Thinking (T) style rather than harmony-seeking Feeling. Their timeline looks chaotic and reactive—complaining about school and devices dying, impulse-buying merch, and dramatically changing topics from one tweet to the next (“just bought something so fucking amazing but i can only tell 2 people about what it is this is torture”, “i have Spotify, youtube and tiktok on at the same time while i draw”), indicating a spontaneous Perceiving (P) over structured Judging. The combination of outward energy, discourse-heavy interests, aggressive humor, and improvisational lifestyle fits ENTP best.

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15 • he/him • Australian artist & Homestuck enjoyer. Once accidentally followed a Gamzee cosplayer for directions. Opinions loud, headphones louder.– @sHonkifex

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This chaotic fizz is loud, neon, and a little unhinged—perfect for someone who tweets things like “everyone's retarded” and “project sekai fans are such fucking retards oh my godddddd” with zero hesitation. The sour apple soda captures their unserious, gremlin energy and constant complaining about school, like “i wanna draw but i have school goshhh yare yare schiol is such a drag”. Blue curaçao / blue raspberry is a nod to their Homestuck obsession and vriska brainrot, as seen in “i hate drawing any homestuck character that isnt vriska god i fuckign hate sollux fuck you” and the ita bag flex “do we #fw the homestuck ita bag”. The spicy cinnamon syrup represents their sharp tongue and hot takes, like calling JJK “so ass” and declaring “genuinely all may mains are pedophiles”. The whipped cream and fizzy candy rim are for their softer side—the excited stan who goes feral over Milgram and Mahiru, screaming “i miss mahiru milgrami miss mahiru milgram” and melting at kindness like “whoever said they liked my homestuck bag today at cockburn station i love you your hair is so pretty”. Overall, it’s sweet, sour, and explosively extra—like drinking a timeline full of “spain hetalia”, Milgram discourse, and oversharing on main.

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Their timeline shows a loud, brash willingness to say exactly what they think, even when it’s aggressive or socially risky, which fits Gryffindor’s impulsive, confrontational courage more than calculated Slytherin cunning. They regularly call people and fandoms out very bluntly, e.g. “project sekai fans are such fucking retards oh my godddddd” and “jjk is genuinely so ass the only people ive met who genuinely like it are retards”, showing a charge-ahead temperament rather than diplomacy or self-preservation. There’s also a dramatic, performative flair to their complaints and jokes, like “todays wordle is going to make me fucking kill someone im actually genuinely going to hang to my ceiling fan” and “crunchyroll subscription expired in the middle of a hetalia episode im genuinely going to kirk myself”, which reads as classic Gryffindor over-the-top dramatics. At the same time, they can be openly warm toward strangers and friends, such as “whoever said they liked my homestuck bag today at cockburn station i love you your hair is so pretty” and their excitement over mutuals and niche fandom interactions, showing a bold but affectionate social style. Overall, the combination of impulsive honesty, willingness to start or join conflicts publicly, and big emotional reactions aligns most strongly with Gryffindor.

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A song that fits them best is “Teenagers” by My Chemical Romance, because it captures a chaotic, sarcastic teen energy and frustration with people around them. They’re openly 15 and lean hard into dark humor and over-the-top dramatics, like saying “todays wordle is going to make me fucking kill someone im actually genuinely going to hang to my ceiling fan” and “i think im gonna die in this house”. The song’s rebellious tone matches their constant irritation with fandoms and media, calling others “project sekai fans are such fucking retards oh my godddddd” and “jjk is genuinely so ass the only people ive met who genuinely like it are retards.” At the same time, there’s a self-aware, performative edge to how they talk about themselves, like “i like to believe im the funniest individual on earth” and the way they dramatize school and daily life in “i wanna draw but i have school goshhh yare yare schiol is such a drag”. That mix of teenage angst, gallows humor, and being loud online is exactly the spirit of Teenagers.

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