Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Humorous: Uses self-deprecating and situational jokes, like turning mishaps into memes in “Drove an hour one way to go to a restaurant and store that are fifteen minutes from the house” and “power bi crash wiped out the last week of work on my final project minutes before presenting it”.
- Social: Frequently references roommates, coworkers, and friends, such as reconnecting with old friends in “reconnecting with the old crew while one plays radiohead on his guitar” and group dynamics in “group sweat suddenly wants a glup shitto, let’s see what happened here”.
- Hardworking: Talks about long shifts and demanding work/school schedules, like “another long day at the long day factory” and juggling thesis and classes in “Professor hitting me with a look of bewilderment at how put together my thesis presentation that I started over 3 weeks ago was”.
- Sports-obsessed: Shows detailed engagement with sports and fantasy leagues, e.g. “If the Spurs get a legit lights out shooter, Harper might average 8 assists in his sleep” and multiple fantasy/football complaints like “How it feels making the wrong lineup decisions every single week”.
- Candid: Openly shares personal frustrations and small life events, like losing money in “Lost $60 on the last hand of the night” or internship stress in “power bi crash wiped out the last week of work on my final project minutes before presenting it”.
Weaknesses:
- Hostile: Frequently uses aggressive language and insults, such as “Only people who follow can reply. Fucking coward.” and “Bill O’Brien, you are a terrorist!”.
- Misogynistic: Targets women with contemptuous language, e.g. “You are a coward who is afraid to hold females accountable for their actions.” and “How it feels watching @topcheddington be genuinely scared of any human with a vagina”.
- Insensitive: Makes light of serious topics like rape and terrorism, such as “Me 8 months ago signing up for the year long rape and torture class instead of taking two jerk off electives” and “yeah we’re sending you to our office on the gaza strip, it’s a great opportunity!”.
- Body-shaming: Mocks people’s bodies, as in “missed the train because every suicidal obese white woman in the new england area was walking to fenway 5 across on the sidewalk” and calling Wendell Carter Jr. “permanent chud face”.
- Confrontational: Shows a pattern of picking fights and focusing on conflict, like calling others cowards for reply settings in “'...so replies only available for those I follow.' Cowards move.” and mocking people who block after arguments in “3 comments from folks talking shit and immediately hitting the block button ❄️❄️❄️”.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
This user most closely matches Bart Simpson, with a mix of mischief, sarcasm, and a tendency to push boundaries while still being social and playful. Like Bart, they’re constantly clowning on others and calling out “cowardice,” as in “Only people who follow can reply. Fucking coward.” and “Why did you turn off your replies coward?”. Their timeline is full of juvenile but sharp humor about work, school, and bodily functions, such as “Being a Good Guy™️ last night by filling and running the dishwasher then waking up to this shit in my clogged toilet” and “The shit that has been brewing for 2 days hitting while you’re at the thrift”. They also show a chaotic, prankish side in social and online life, like “going to a tropical island to rage bait and scroll all day” and mocking others in sports/politics as in “Bill O’Brien, you are a terrorist!”. Under the sarcasm, there’s a hint of real feeling and camaraderie—e.g., “Never kill yourself #timcore” and joking about friends and roommates—which fits Bart’s mix of rebelliousness and underlying loyalty.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTP
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Some pickup lines for you
- If you can lose $60 on the last hand of the night and still crack jokes, maybe we should hit the casino together—I’ll spot the buy-in if you spot me a seat next to you.
- You walking through Boston alone at night with a Miller High Life in hand is cool and all, but have you considered upgrading to ‘walking through Boston with someone who actually laughs at your dynasty trade rants’?
- Your professor was bewildered that you started your thesis three weeks early; I’d be bewildered if someone that on top of things isn’t already taken—wanna schedule a study date before I miss my shot like your roommates did on that cheaper spring break trip?
- You said the Spurs just need a legit lights-out shooter for Harper to average 8 assists—lucky for you, I’m absolutely wide open for a pick-and-roll into dinner.
- Seeing you camp at the bins, grind an internship, rage over fantasy lineups, and still get ‘posted up’ in tropical paradise scrolling X… I don’t want to turn off replies, I just want to be the one you actually reply to first.
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Data nerd, fantasy sports addict, and thrift-store scout. Once drove an hour to a restaurant 15 minutes away and still insist I’m good with directions.– @shoota3coward
Your signature cocktail
The Rage-Bait High Life
The Rage-Bait High Life starts with a Miller High Life base, a nod to him “walking through boston at night alone with a miller high life in hand”, because underneath the chaos he’s just a dude with a cheap beer and a long walk home. A double shot of overproof rum captures the extra-strong, unfiltered energy of tweets like “SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GO LOOK AT THE REPLIES OF MY POST” and calling people cowards for locking replies in “Only people who follow can reply. Fucking coward.”. A dash of bitter amaro reflects the exhausted, darkly funny grind of work, school, and life, like “another long day at the long day factory” and losing money or time at poker and commutes. The spicy chili tincture represents the sharp, sometimes vicious edge in lines like “You are a coward who is afraid to hold females accountable for their actions.” and ranting about suicidal sidewalk blockers on the way to Fenway in “missed the train because every suicidal obese white woman in the new england area was walking to fenway 5 across on the sidewalk”. Finally, a drizzle of Popeyes-honey-style simple syrup adds just enough sweetness to show that under all the rage and sarcasm there’s a guy who sprints for fried chicken in “how i was moving to get to popeyes before they stopped taking online orders” and loves goofy, joyful moments like “having a jolly overdose rn, I am Santa’s strongest soldier”.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
This account shows a strong Gryffindor profile: outspoken, confrontational, and eager to call out perceived cowardice. They repeatedly attack people for limiting or blocking replies, e.g. mocking reply restrictions as a “Cowards move” in “'...so replies only available for those I follow.' Cowards move.” and demanding accountability with “Why did you turn off your replies coward?”, which fits Gryffindor’s tendency to valorize open conflict and ‘bravery’ in discourse. Their willingness to use harsh language to defend a position, such as “if some fucking bitch forced me to shoot to save my own life, I'd call her a fucking bitch too.” and “You are a coward who is afraid to hold females accountable for their actions.”, suggests impulsive, combative courage more than calculated Slytherin cunning. Even in mundane contexts, they frame life in terms of struggle and pushing through—working long hours and still joking about it in posts like “another long day at the long day factory” and grinding through a tough academic schedule in “Me 8 months ago signing up for the year long rape and torture class instead of taking two jerk off electives”. Overall, the dominant traits are boldness, a taste for direct confrontation, and pride in not backing down—classic Gryffindor energy rather than the patience of Hufflepuff, the cerebral detachment of Ravenclaw, or the calculated ambition of Slytherin.
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Your song
Mr. Brightside - The Killers
A fitting song for @shoota3coward is “Mr. Brightside” because it captures the mix of self-aware chaos, dark humor, and underlying emotion that shows up across their timeline. They’re constantly narrating minor-life-disasters with an over-the-top, dramatic lens, like “power bi crash wiped out the last week of work on my final project minutes before presenting it” and “Drove an hour one way to go to a restaurant and store that are fifteen minutes from the house”. The song’s anxious, spiraling energy mirrors how they talk about school, work, and fantasy football meltdown moments such as “How it feels making the wrong lineup decisions every single week” and “every single one of my teams are dog shit”. There’s also a theatrical, bit-heavy performative side—seen in tweets like “having a jolly overdose rn, I am Santa’s strongest soldier” and “going to a tropical island to rage bait and scroll all day”—that lines up with the song’s melodramatic, cinematic storytelling. And under the cynicism and aggression (for example, “Only people who follow can reply. Fucking coward.”), there’s a sense of wanting connection and release that fits the cathartic, shout-along nature of Mr. Brightside.
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