Shoshyber
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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Creative: His artistic side is evident in his bio and tweets like 'Book Bond has more in common with a character of a point and click adventure game than his movie equivalent.'
- Philosophical: Bobby often muses about deeper topics, such as 'What lends further credence to the existence of God... humans seem triune as well.'
- Humorous: His absurd and dark humor is showcased in tweets like 'What if 99999999999999999 tigers raped you at 6474849484849495885858585858585km/h speed?'.
- Culturally Curious: He shows a fascination with Russian history and culture, as seen in 'The Russian Empire used an early punch card 'computer' to conduct its census.'
- Relatable: Bobby shares everyday frustrations, like forgetting to transfer his Minecraft account: 'Turns out I forgot to transfer my Minecraft account, sad!'
Weaknesses:
- Cynical: His skepticism of mainstream narratives, such as 'It’s not cool to denigrate yourselves constantly, Americans,' can come across as overly critical.
- Chaotic: His tweets, like 'DOGOVORNYAAAAAAAAAK DOGOVORNYACHOOOOOOOOOOK AIEEEEEEEEE!!!!,' reflect a chaotic energy that may overwhelm some.
- Provocative: Some of his humor, such as 'Execution for the coon ass nigga ass mandingo,' can be highly controversial and offensive.
- Overly Absurd: Bobby's humor, like 'Imagine instead of the block button you had a kill button,' can be too surreal for many to understand or appreciate.
- Distracted: His focus on random topics, such as 'If you buy bottled kwass, spit into it and close it up,' might prevent him from concentrating on more significant issues.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
Bobby's chaotic humor and irreverence resemble Bart Simpson. Like Bart's pranks, Bobby's tweet 'Imagine instead of the block button you had a kill button' showcases his mischief. His absurd takes, such as 'What if 99999999999999999 tigers raped you,' echo Bart's outlandish antics. Both thrive on chaos and challenging authority, making them kindred spirits.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENTP
Bobby's chaotic energy, curiosity, and love for debate make him an ENTP. His provocative tweets, like 'Execution for the coon ass nigga ass mandingo,' show a willingness to challenge norms. His philosophical musings, such as 'humans seem triune as well,' reflect an intuitive, abstract thinker. His humor and love for absurdity, like 'What if 99999999999999999 tigers raped you,' align with an ENTP's playful nature.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a Russian punch card? Because you've computed your way into my heart.
- Your humor is so absurd, it must be art—can I be your next masterpiece?
- Are you a bottle of kwass? Because I'd ferment my life just to get closer to you.
- Do you believe in triune humans? Because you, me, and this conversation are already one.
- If I had a kill button, I'd only use it to eliminate the distance between us.
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Artist | Russian history enthusiast | Absurdist humorist | Eternal skeptic of mainstream narratives | Moose tushonka connoisseur | Comfort character: AH | Tweets fueled by chaos and kwass.– @Shoshyber
Your signature cocktail
Chaos Kwass
The 'Chaos Kwass' embodies Bobby's chaotic, Russian-inspired personality. Vodka reflects his love for Russian culture, while fermented kwass nods to his quirky lifehack. Blackcurrant syrup adds a touch of sweetness to balance his dark humor. A dash of absinthe mirrors his philosophical musings, like 'humans seem triune as well.' Edible glitter represents the absurdity of tweets like 'Imagine instead of the block button you had a kill button.'
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Bobby would fit in Slytherin due to his cunning, ambition, and penchant for provocation. His tweet 'Imagine instead of the block button you had a kill button' shows a dramatic, mischievous streak. His fascination with power dynamics, evident in 'It’s not cool to denigrate yourselves constantly, Americans,' aligns with Slytherin's values. While not inherently evil, his chaotic energy and skepticism of norms make him a perfect fit for the house of cunning and ambition.
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Sympathy for the Devil - The Rolling Stones
This song's dark, chaotic energy suits Bobby's personality. His provocative tweets, like 'Execution for the coon ass nigga ass mandingo,' reflect the song's themes of moral ambiguity. His fascination with history, such as 'The Russian Empire used an early punch card 'computer' to conduct its census,' aligns with the song's historical references. The mix of wit and edge in his tweets matches the song's tone.
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