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Your Simpsons character
They’re most similar to Lisa Simpson: sharp, self-analytical, politically and morally opinionated, but also very emotionally raw. Like Lisa, they push back hard against bigotry and hypocrisy, calling out things like KKK and Nazi propaganda and insisting on self-improvement over fatalism, as in “I was raised around and taught KKK, Nazi, and other discriminatory propaganda and you don’t see me being a white supremacist. Wanna know why? BETTERING YOURSELF !!!!!!!”. They also dissect complex topics such as paraphilias and morality with a kind of nerdy precision, e.g. “paraphilias are simply just another word for fetishes or non typical attractions Paraphilias ≠ paraphiliac disorder” and criticism of a morals-only video on the subject “No research, scientific studies, or the brain side of it — just personal beliefs”. Underneath the edgy and hypersexual humor, there’s a wounded, introspective core—processing family trauma and broken systems like in “My family’s priorities and morals/ethics are genuinely fucked” and “I have to do everything myself, I have to fix everything myself.”—which mirrors Lisa’s tendency to feel older and more responsible than the adults around her. Even their frustration at being more mature than their environment, such as mocking shallow political takes in “Those who’s political views and moral compass are influenced by tiktok edits are the weakest links”, fits Lisa’s vibe as the overthinking, morally-driven kid stuck in a chaotic world.

Your MBTI personality Type
They read as an Extrovert: they constantly narrate their life in public, joke about sex and relationships, and seem energized by sharing with a wide audience, e.g. openly bragging about sexual antics like “bf let me vomit on his dick #istaywinning” and posting loud, provocative humor like “h8tr's gunna h8 … but at za end of dah night , i iz gittin laidz and they aintz 🍼 #bbclover69”. Their focus is strongly Intuitive: they love abstract concepts, symbolism, and unusual ideas, such as “Vampirism being symbolism for disability please do we see the vision” and musing about human biology in a fantastical way like “humans should lay eggs because it’s easier and smoother than birthing a human baby”. They clearly lead with Feeling over Thinking, prioritizing values, trauma, and empathy in moral judgments, for instance calling out abuse and harassment in “There’s a difference between being mean and sexually harassing someone… You making up shit about their mom raping them IS sexual harassment. You asking them to tell you about it IS predatory”, while also discussing their own painful history and mental health in emotional, vulnerable terms like “Suddenly im 5 years old again… I have to do everything myself, I have to fix everything myself.”. Finally, they look very Perceiving: they are impulsive, messy, and spontaneous rather than structured—joking about taking extra antipsychotics without consulting a doctor in “took 2x my regular dosage of antipsychotics without consulting my doctor”, debating on a whim whether to go to the club in “hmmm do I go to the club or do I sit at home paranoid … decisions decisions”, and frequently starting new self‑indulgent art or NSFW projects instead of finishing existing ones in “I have multiple NSFW art pieces of me and my partners unfinished …hmmmm I think I’ll make new OCs”. Putting this together, their loud social presence, love of weird ideas, strong value‑driven reactions, and chaotic spontaneity best match ENFP.

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18 | artist, poly, bug enthusiast w/ too many niche kinks & opinions. Once got banned from a Wyoming funeral home. Views my own, brain a group project.– @shotaknotz

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail is loud, chaotic, and a little unhinged—just like someone proudly tweeting “h8tr's gunna h8 … but at za end of dah night , i iz gittin laidz and they aintz 🍼 #bbclover69”. Overproof spiced rum mirrors their intense, no-filter personality and trauma-forged resilience, the same person who can say “I have to do everything myself, I have to fix everything myself.”. The sour cherry liqueur captures that mix of bitterness and sweetness in tweets like “My family’s priorities and morals/ethics are genuinely fucked.” while still being playful and fruity elsewhere. Honey-ginger syrup nods to their soft affection for partners and comfort (vomit jokes and all) with lines like “bf let me vomit on his dick #istaywinning”, combining warmth (honey) with a spicy kick (ginger). The sparkling yuzu soda represents their weird, niche tastes and bright, experimental side, inspired by them gleefully exploring kinks in tweets such as “I really love stumbling across niche fetishes and kinks like yeah man how did you discover that you like inflated knees”. Finally, the black sugar rim with popping candy is a crunchy, explosive tribute to their proudly bizarre paraphilia talk like “#they couldn’t handle my oviposition and amputation fetish” and their self-described love of obscurity: “I pride myself on obscurity and oddness”.

Your Hogwarts House
They show strong Slytherin traits: self‑aware ambition, paraphilia community leadership, and a sharp focus on self‑preservation. In their bio they explicitly call themself the “#1 Leader of the EVIL gang,” and they expand on this in replies about being anti contact for harmful paraphilias, clarifying that some paras are abusive and they refuse to act on them: “Some paras, when acted on, can be harmful or abusive to me or the other subject. So for some of my paraphilias, I am no contact because they either harmful to me, or it’s abusive to act on”. That’s classic Slytherin resourcefulness and boundary‑setting: they openly enjoy being edgy and taboo (e.g. “#they couldn’t handle my oviposition and amputation fetish”, “humans should lay eggs because it’s easier and smoother than birthing a human baby with all its limbs in the way”) while carefully controlling what’s actually acted on. They’re also extremely confrontational when it comes to calling out abuse or bigotry, but do so in a way that protects themselves first: calling out sexual harassment of a minor as “predatory” and stressing consequences for adults in power (“You making up shit about their mom raping them IS sexual harassment. You asking them to tell you about it IS predatory”). Even their dark humor about being a “predator” who only targets older men (“Only mfs I be preying on is men atleast 5 years older than me”) and “my mama a predator but she ain’t raise no prey” (link) reveals a Slytherin instinct to flip victimhood into power and control the narrative. Taken together—edgy self‑branding, leadership in a stigmatized niche, careful ethical boundary‑drawing, and a relentless survival/self‑protection streak—they fit Slytherin far better than the other houses.

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A song about weaponized vulnerability and leaning into a dark, chaotic persona fits them extremely well. Their bio calls them the “#1 Leader of the EVIL gang” and “EVIL barf the EVIL bug kisser 🪱🐛,” which echoes the song’s playful embrace of being the villain. They openly own their kinks and paraphilias, joking about being controversial or ‘evil,’ like when they say they’re “doing my part to counteract all the recent ageplay hate” and tweet about niche fetishes such as “#they couldn’t handle my oviposition and amputation fetish”. At the same time, there’s a core of trauma and self-reliance under the bravado, seen in tweets like “I have to do everything myself, I have to fix everything myself.” That mix of hurt, power, and dark humor matches the lyrics’ tone of turning pain and alienation into a crown.

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