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Your Simpsons character
Despite the user's more transgressive online persona, they mirror Lisa’s high-achieving but deeply disillusioned student life, particularly as an “ap lit” student who feels like an outsider. Like Lisa, they are involved in the arts but often find themselves frustrated with their peers, noting they “hate the show and everyone in it” regarding their theatre production. They share Lisa's tendency toward existential dread and social isolation, frequently tweeting about feeling “pathetic sitting at lunch” and having a “fuckeddd” schedule. Ultimately, their self-aware projection of “obnoxious chronically online behavior” reflects a cynical, modern teenage version of Lisa’s intellectual angst.

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Shotalight exhibits strong Introversion (I), frequently mentioning social isolation and feeling “pathetic sitting at lunch” while valuing the “intimate” nature of digital mutuals over physical interaction. Her Intuition (N) is evident in her fixation on fictional narratives and abstract, often transgressive, fan-fiction tropes, such as her desire for “pretty doe eyed boy light yagami time” over mundane reality. She leans toward Feeling (F), as her tweets are highly emotionally charged, self-deprecating, and focused on personal aesthetics, often “tweeting over every minor inconvenience” rather than objective logic. Finally, her Perceiving (P) trait shows in her disorganized lifestyle and lack of discipline, admitting her “schedule is so fuckeddd” and that she “can’t sleep” because she is 'cooked' by her own lack of planning.

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AP Lit student and theater enthusiast. When I’m not rehearsing for Little Women or studying the classics, I’m probably analyzing character arcs in my favorite media.– @shotalight

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This drink starts with a Sake base to honor their hyper-fixation on Death Note and the hope that it's “pretty doe eyed boy light yagami time all the time.” A Bitter Amaro represents the cynicism of a high schooler who feels “actually the lamest person alive” with a “salty” rim reflecting their constant school-induced misery. The aesthetic is completed with a red grenadine float for the “bruised and bloody” art they crave, and a single cherry to symbolize being “the only sibling not in a relationship.” It is a messy, experimental mix for someone who admits they project “obnoxious chronically online behavior” onto their timeline.

Your Hogwarts House
Shotalight exhibits strong Slytherin tendencies through her focus on self-preservation and a self-admitted disregard for conventional social norms, often positioning herself as an outsider who is “obnoxious chronically online”. Her ambition is often directed toward personal aesthetic and niche interests, though she prioritizes her own comfort and needs, such as when she expresses a desire to “isolate myself and starve and goon and take naps all day” once she reaches college. She shows a resourceful, albeit cynical, approach to her environment, frequently quitting commitments like softball because she “hate[s] my teammates” or regretting theatrical roles. This combination of self-interest, a penchant for dark humor, and an unapologetic embrace of her own controversial identity—explicitly stating “i always forget ‘basic dni’ applies to me”—firmly aligns her with the resourcefulness and pride found in Slytherin.

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This song perfectly mirrors @shotalight's blend of self-imposed isolation, apathy, and the intense emotional inner life of a high school student in the Death Note fandom. The lyrics reflect her desire to “isolate myself and starve and goon and take naps all day” in college, alongside her self-deprecating admission that she is the “lamest person alive” with few interests. Her obsession with fictional suffering, seen when she suggests others “draw light yagami bruised and bloody and crying,” aligns with the song's theme of holding onto toxic but familiar comforts. Ultimately, her bio's reference to In the Aeroplane Over the Sea and her habit of “tweeting over every minor inconvenience” highlights the same dramatic, melancholic core found in A Pearl.

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