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Your Simpsons character
They most closely match Lisa Simpson: thoughtful, emotional, and a bit chronically online/overthinking, but also affectionate and idealistic. Like Lisa, they’re academically aware yet self-deprecating, calling themselves “the ultimate loser” for “wagging english” while stressing about their future at university in “I'm so nervous for 2027.. I have to apply to the university I want to go to...”. Their moral/reflective side shows in posts like “why is posting videos of people committing so normalised haha.... its actually really weird 🥹” and “when did we decide that nudity was always sexual can we go back i think nudity is great and meaningful and cool ok bye”, which fits Lisa’s tendency to question social norms. They’re also intensely sentimental and loyal, especially about their girlfriend in “3 more days till its been 41 months with my gf my best friend my WORLD!!!!” and “I love my @katsukism_ they are my girlfriend ok? ok!”, echoing Lisa’s big heart and strong attachments. Even their blend of fandom obsession and sensitivity—like rereading Black Butler while yelling “STOP GIVING ME SPOILERS STOP!!!!!!”—feels very Lisa: hyper-invested, expressive, and a little dramatic in a smart, self-aware way.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extraverted: they frequently share personal life, emotions, and interactions (e.g. excitement about their walking pad and chatting to themselves: “it is now time to stay up till 6am talking to myhself”, “my priv turned one year today yayy”), and openly involve friends and girlfriend in posts (“I love my @katsukism_ they are my girlfriend ok? ok!”). They appear iNtuitive: fascinated by concepts and fictional worlds more than practical detail, like omegaverse worldbuilding without the explicit parts (“obsessed with omegaverse but like. not the sex aspect. like everything else except the sex”) and questioning social norms about nudity (“when did we decide that nudity was always sexual can we go back i think nudity is great and meaningful and cool ok bye”). Their decision-making is strongly Feeling-based: they center emotions, relationships, and empathy, from intense reactions to fictional characters’ deaths (“WHAT THE FUCK WHY WOULD THIS EVEN FUCKING HAPPEN OH MY GOD ASHER NO NO WHY WOULD THEY KILL HIM”) to concern about distressing online content (“why is posting videos of people committing so normalised haha.... its actually really weird”). Finally, they seem Perceiving: their life appears flexible and spontaneous—skipping English class (“third day of year 11 and I'm wagging english I am the ultimate loser”), staying up until 6am, and joking about messy rooms and long Character.AI sessions (“dont talk to me about being chronically online i regulary spend up to like. 13 hours a day on character ai”)—despite some future planning for university, the overall vibe is open-ended and not rigidly scheduled. These patterns best fit ENFP: expressive, emotionally driven, imaginative, and spontaneous.

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Ciel / Maka • 16 • she/they • Black Butler & anime brainrot, Fortnite queues, Character AI marathons & chronic runny nose haver, studying between memes– @shotoism_

Your signature cocktail
The Chronically Online MILF-in-Training is a chaotic-sweet pink drink with a kick, just like someone who proudly admits “dont talk to me about being chronically online i regulary spend up to like. 13 hours a day on character ai” and also hopes “I hope im a milf when im older”. Sparkling rosé or pink fizz reflects their soft, romantic side and long-term love for their girlfriend, as seen in “3 more days till its been 41 months with my gf my best friend my WORLD!!!!”. Peach liqueur/syrup and cotton candy garnish capture their cute, bubbly anime/fandom aesthetic from tweets like “black butler my love 🩷” and all the layout/profile posts. The energy drink shot (or cold brew) channels staying up absurdly late like “it is now time to stay up till 6am talking to myhself” and raging at games such as “I hate fortnite I just had to wait 12 minutes AND NOW I HAVE TO WAIT ANITHER 8 😭😭😭😭😭”. Finally, the bitters and chili-sugar rim nod to their dramatic, slightly feral edge when they tweet things like “maybe if I down all these pills my step mum will shut the fuck up 🥹🩷” and “getting so drunk tonight happy new years or whatever”, adding a sharp contrast under all the sweetness.

Your Hogwarts House
They consistently center relationships, caretaking, and loyalty, which are core Hufflepuff traits. Their affection and long‑term commitment to their partner show strong loyalty and devotion, as in “3 more days till its been 41 months with my gf my best friend my WORLD!!!!” and “I love my @katsukism_ they are my girlfriend ok? ok!”. They are also very nurturing toward friends and family, proudly covering costs and caring for siblings, like “give me best sister evah award!! I paid for my brothers drink and covered what his friends couldn't out of their snacks”, and toward their pet/‘son’ in “thread of my son because its his birthday and i LOVE him!!!!!!”. Even their humor leans gentle and relational, such as “why aren't we kissing our friends more man”, and they celebrate being the "best" friend or sister more than any personal ambition. While they show some anxious overthinking about the future, as in “I'm so nervous for 2027.. I have to apply to the university I want to go to...”, that anxiety is framed around stability and fairness rather than ambition or glory, reinforcing a Hufflepuff alignment rather than Slytherin or Gryffindor.

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A song that best suits @shotoism_ is Teenagers by My Chemical Romance, because it captures chaotic, emotional, and self-aware teenage life. They joke about being a mess at school, like skipping class in “third day of year 11 and I'm wagging english I am the ultimate loser 🥹”, and constantly vent about headaches, runny noses, and exhaustion in tweets like “ive had a headache for like 2 days am I dying” and “I have had a runny nose for DAYS. DAYS I SAY!!!”. The song’s themes of feeling misunderstood and overwhelmed fit their mix of humour and stress about the future, such as “I'm so nervous for 2027.. I have to apply to the university I want to go to...”. At the same time, they’re very online, fandom-obsessed, and dramatic in a self-aware way, as seen in “dont talk to me about being chronically online i regulary spend up to like. 13 hours a day on character ai” and “I LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE!!!!! … MY NUMBER ONE PAIR”. All of this matches the song’s loud, rebellious, but ultimately vulnerable teen energy.

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