Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Politically-engaged: Frequently comments on politics in Brazil and abroad, e.g. criticism of Brazilian institutions and Lula in “Impossível! Bolsonaro, generais e almirante estão presos!” and US politics in “Se registrar pra votar é honor system”.
- Technically-minded: Shows comfort with tech tools and concepts, recommending Orbot/Tor and discussing VPNs in “Todo mundo tem que ter o Orbot instalado no telefone” and referencing command-line habits in “Buddy, it's been decades and I still type tar”.
- Humor-driven: Uses jokes, memes, and exaggerated commentary, like “kkkkkkkkkkkkkk limpar piscina é COOKING METH agora, só tem retardado” and playful riffs such as “The Foidraulic Press Channel”.
- Consistent-ideology: Maintains a coherent right-wing, anti-left stance across topics, from media criticism in “Você não odeia jornalistas o suficiente” to attacks on ‘professional leftists’ in “Many more professional leftists need to be fired”.
- Loyal-patriot: Bio labels him a patriot and he repeatedly frames issues in national terms, e.g. lamenting Brazilian institutions in “Toda instituição que cataloga o 'backsliding democrático'...” and cheering ‘PATRIOTA’ in “PATRIOTA”.
Weaknesses:
- Hostile-language: Frequently uses insults and profanity toward opponents, e.g. “Hahaha you dumb fucking hicklib” and “Every leftist is a liar, no exceptions”.
- Dehumanizing-rhetoric: Describes ideological enemies in insect or subhuman terms, such as “Truly hive insects struggling to be human”, which undermines constructive debate.
- Generalizing-judgment: Makes sweeping claims about large groups (leftists, journalists, judges), e.g. “Todo comunista é assim” and “Você não odeia jornalistas o suficiente”.
- Inflammatory-politics: Uses extreme framings like “America is a communist country” and endorses institutional ‘destruction’ in “Sua renda deve ser zerada, os prédios demolidos e os destroços salgados”.
- Gender-hostility: Posts recurrently antagonistic takes about women, e.g. “Mulher de direita? Só com pinto.”, “Mulher odeia mulher”, and “These women man, they gotta stop” in this tweet.
Your Simpsons character
Homer Simpson
The mix of blunt political rage, crude humor, and sudden moments of self-awareness fits Homer Simpson best. Like Homer, he is intensely opinionated yet often expresses it in a chaotic, over-the-top way, e.g. calling journalists and leftists inherently bad in posts like “Você não odeia jornalistas o suficiente” and “Every leftist is a liar, no exceptions”. His timeline swings between ranting about politics and institutions — such as “America is a communist country” and mocking liberal elites in “Many more professional leftists need to be fired” — and joking about everyday life and internet quirks, like “Buddy, it's been decades and I still type tar help”. The bio “Father. Husband. Patriot.” mirrors Homer’s identity as a flawed but fiercely loyal family man who sees himself as defending his country. Even when he’s being harsh or vulgar, there’s a very Homer-like mix of impulsiveness, grievance, and dark slapstick humor running through his posts, such as “Hahaha you dumb fucking hicklib” and “Mulher de direita? Só com pinto.”.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTJ
They read as an Introvert (I) because nearly all content is analysis, mockery, or commentary rather than personal social sharing; there are no photos of themselves or descriptions of parties, just takes like “>watching every last DrainCleaningAUSTRALIA video in chronological order”, which is a very solitary, niche activity, and they even joke about leaving X routed through Tor as a background default: “eu literalmente esqueci o X do meu telefone no Tor desde a última censura.”. They are strongly Intuitive (N): their focus is on narratives, incentives, and ideological structures rather than concrete day‑to‑day details, e.g. “Quem acha que imigrantes não são curral eleitoral democrata é pq não chegou na aula de 'incentivos'” and meta takes like “The Left wants you to believe there are Two Lefts”. Their style is clearly Thinking (T): they are blunt, often harsh, and argument‑driven, prioritizing perceived logic over harmony, as in “Every leftist is a liar, no exceptions”, “You don't hate journalists enough”, and the analytical demolition of institutional incentives in “Toda instituição que cataloga o 'backsliding democrático' ... Sua renda deve ser zerada...”. They lean Judging (J) because they express strong, settled conclusions and a desire for decisive structures and enforcement (not open‑ended exploration), e.g. “Uma monarquia é a única forma política capaz de desalojar uma oligarquia entranhada e corrupta.” and categorical prescriptions like “Many more professional leftists need to be fired. The labor cost of a Big Mac needs to approach zero”. The combination of strategic, system‑level political analysis, long‑range thinking about incentives, and caustic but structured critique aligns best with INTJ, the archetypal ideological strategist who prefers operating from a distance, building and attacking conceptual models rather than engaging in social smoothing or detail‑level pragmatics.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said there’s zero inherent value in a 2021 BMW 530i — fair, but I’d argue there’s considerable inherent value in a Brazilian monarchist shitposter who watches DrainCleaningAUSTRALIA videos in chronological order. Coffee while we scroll the backlog?
- You can guarantee the Nazarene’s return and you’re ‘loading up at 9k’ on top of that — how about we start smaller: you predict the end of the progressive establishment, I’ll predict our first date location, and we see whose forecast model is less disqualifying.
- As someone who thinks America is a communist country and believes every leftist is a liar, I promise this is scientifically verified, peer‑reviewed truth: I like you more than you like watching journalists embarrass themselves on live TV.
- You told @grok ‘you know what to do’ — consider this my rival RAG agent inference: we skip the woke jingle composers (RIP) and go straight to co‑writing the anthem for the Nova República 2.0, starring one very patriotic father, husband… and me.
- You said ‘Mulher de direita? Só com pinto.’ Counteroffer: woman who thinks the STF is insane, prefers monarchy to oligarchy, and hates journalists sufficiently — will you make an exception, or do I have to ask BAP if ‘dissident’ now also means dating‑material retard?
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Marco in Brazil. Code, kids, and constitutional crises. Once apologized to an AI on here and meant it. Opinions mine, sarcasm usually is too.– @shotpianist
Your signature cocktail
The Patriot Shitcoin Sour
This drink channels a Bolsonaro-right, Brazil-rooted edge with cachaça as the base, mirroring his patriot stance and Brazil focus in tweets like “PATRIOTA” and “O salvador da Nova República”. The overproof rum is his volatility and intensity, the kind of energy behind lines like “America is a communist country” and “Every leftist is a liar, no exceptions”. Fresh lime juice brings acidity that matches his cutting sarcasm in posts like “Você não odeia jornalistas o suficiente” and “Mulher de direita? Só com pinto.”. A black coffee reduction adds bitterness and depth, echoing his dark, world-weary takes like “Toda instituição que cataloga o 'backsliding democrático'... Sua renda deve ser zerada, os prédios demolidos e os destroços salgados” and the jaded tone of “we're all shitcoins now”. Finally, a smoked salt rim represents the abrasive, lingering aftertaste of his mockery, as in “Hahaha you dumb fucking hicklib” and his gleeful pile-ons like “kkkkkkkkkkkkkk limpar piscina é COOKING METH agora, só tem retardado”.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Marco consistently shows Slytherin-style ruthlessness and in-group/out-group thinking rather than the warmth of Hufflepuff or the earnest heroism of Gryffindor. He frames politics as a zero-sum struggle where enemies should be crushed institutionally, e.g. calling that institutions tracking ‘democratic backsliding’ should have their funding ‘zeroed’ and their buildings demolished and salted: “Sua renda deve ser zerada, os prédios demolidos e os destroços salgados para que nada mais cresça”. He advocates strategic, instrumental treatment of opponents and their livelihoods, as when he says that many professional leftists need to be fired and that McDonald’s should drive labor costs toward zero: “Many more professional leftists need to be fired. The labor cost of a Big Mac needs to approach zero”. His focus on power and regime change comes through in tweets like the one criticizing a police delegate for openly being ‘anti’ half the country and saying this should be grounds for immediate dismissal: “Um absurdo um indivíduo ser delegado de polícia, abertamente declarar ser 'anti' mais da metade do país e não ser imediatamente exonerado”. He is also strategically minded about censorship and circumvention, recommending specific tools (Orbot/Tor) to route around state and platform controls: “Todo mundo tem que ter o Orbot instalado no telefone... eu literalmente esqueci o X do meu telefone no Tor desde a última censura”. This blend of power-consciousness, willingness to use harsh means against perceived enemies, and practical resourcefulness in service of his side fits Slytherin far better than the other houses.
Your movie
Your song
Killing in the Name - Rage Against the Machine
A song defined by anger at corrupt authority and institutional hypocrisy fits Marco’s online persona almost perfectly. He is intensely hostile to journalists and left-wing institutions, as seen in posts like “Você não odeia jornalistas o suficiente” and “Toda instituição que cataloga o 'backsliding democrático' ... Sua renda deve ser zerada, os prédios demolidos e os destroços salgados para que nada mais cresça”. Killing in the Name is about rejecting those in power who claim moral authority while abusing it, which mirrors his contempt for what he sees as leftist hypocrisy and authoritarianism, for example calling America a communist country in “America is a communist country”. The song’s repeated refusal to comply — the famous "I won’t do what you tell me" — matches his defiant stance toward censorship and speech controls, as in “Mais um 'jornalista' querendo excluir o que quer que um burocrata Europeu decida que é 'desinformação russa'...”. Even his open, combative style — mocking ideological opponents in tweets like “Hahaha you dumb fucking hicklib” — fits the aggressive, confrontational energy of the track.
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