Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate fan: Expresses strong enthusiasm for danmei/yaoi/yuri, e.g. “I LOVE YURIIIIII” and multiple ranwan/meatbun tweets.
- Community-oriented: Actively invites interaction and shares in-group humor, like “opposite of a dni where it’s a PLEASE INTERACT” and tagging/fic-finding offers.
- Humorously expressive: Uses exaggerated, comedic phrasing such as “yaoiyaoouaoiayoiyaoiyaoiyaoiyaoiyaoi” and “This Venerable One Has Stomach Issues And Needs To Shit”.
- Creative thinker: Generates playful AU ideas and character takes, like medmal ranwan in “mo ran deadass gets into his DOCTORS medical charts” and thoughts on chu wanning’s inventions in “I feel like people don’t explore chu wanning’s invention and mechanical engineering abilities enough”.
- Self-aware identity: Comfortably names and plays with their own labels/interests, e.g. bio “i make everything sapphic!” and “my obsession with chu wanning and jiuyuan is still not over, and I am merged as a liu mingyan wu ming fusion”.
Weaknesses:
- Suicidal phrasing: Frequently uses self-harm language as hyperbole, like “If I don’t have a job within the next month I actually might just kill myslef I’m so serious” and “Let’s all kill our selves tonight”.
- Harsh negativity: Directly wishes harm or failure on others/characters, e.g. “please be dead” and “No I just hate him as a personal choice tbh”.
- Work-stress overload: Talks about extreme exhaustion and overwork, such as “three seconds away from fainting into the fryer oil” and “Bro I am so tired k feel like I’m gonna die”.
- Dramatic catastrophizing: Escalates inconveniences into life-or-death language, like “actually fucking killing me would be less cruel” when the power goes out during a drama.
- Inconsistent boundaries: Mentions a DNI in bio but also posts an open invite like “opposite of a dni where it’s a PLEASE INTERACT”, suggesting mixed signals about who they want engaging.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
The account reads like Lisa Simpson if she went full terminally online fujoshi: extremely literate about niche media, morally opinionated, and deeply earnest even when joking about unhinged things. They’re obsessive about their interests in a very Lisa way, constantly circling back to danmei/yaoi and specific ships like ranwan and Chu Wanning, e.g. “Started this account killing myself over ranwan and I will die killing myself over ranwan” and “my obsession with chu wanning and jiuyuan is still not over, and I am merged as a liu mingyan wu ming fusion”. Like Lisa, they’re self-aware and dramatic about their own legacy and identity, as in “No longer cr yuwu and it makes me sad that was my legacy” and the joking cultivation-drama metaphor of a personal power-up in “ok i lied, i am back… this is my final form i’ve reached nascent soul”. Lisa’s mix of idealism and frustration matches their posts that complain about fandom discourse while still caring a lot, like “Omegaverse takes on here are shit damn the whole point is for fate not misogyny..” and “Like do you not hear yourselves?”. Even their nerdy hyperfixation and pride in being a ‘magical fic finder’ in “I’m actually a magical fic finder!!” feels very Lisa: a brainy, passionate kid who channels all her big feelings into media, analysis, and a slightly theatrical sense of self.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extraverted: they treat Twitter like a hangout with friends, constantly addressing followers directly and craving interaction, e.g. “opposite of a dni where it’s a PLEASE INTERACT” and “Get on here u little people in my phone”. Their interests and language are highly Intuitive, centered on fictional dynamics, hypotheticals, and concepts rather than concrete details, like “medmal ranwan where mo ran deadass gets into his DOCTORS medical charts and finds his address…” and the omegaverse take in “Omegaverse takes on here are shit damn the whole point is for fate not misogyny..”. They are clearly Feeling-oriented: decisions and judgments are grounded in emotional reactions, affection, and values (e.g. “let’s all say we love you meatbun we love you suto we love you ranwan” and “also every fujoshi I’ve ever met is bisexual or a lesbian or sapphic… how do you mean heteronormative”). Finally, they appear more Perceiving than Judging: their timeline is chaotic, impulsive, and full of sudden mood/interest shifts—like “ok i lied, i am back. i was going through a heavenly tribulation but i have emerged victoriously” right after announcing a long hiatus, or “Started this account killing myself over ranwan and I will die killing myself over ranwan” showing flexible, passion-driven focus rather than structured planning. Overall, the energetic, hyper-expressive tone, rich inner fantasy life, emotional intensity, and spontaneous posting style align most closely with ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said “the lion does not concern herself with mid yaoi” — as a devoted little gazelle, may I humbly offer myself up as your next morally dubious danmei recommendation date?
- So you’re a self-proclaimed liu mingyan / wu ming fusion who wants to be a rice cake spirit in ranwan’s yard… I can’t compete with that, but I CAN stand outside your window fujoing out while we read PBD together. That’s gotta count for something.
- You’re out here begging for WIFTY fics, transmigrating into Wu Ming so the crown prince can hit it, and scissoring Xie Lian and Mu Qing in your mind — clearly you have range. Want to expand your repertoire to ‘going on a highway walk with someone who actually holds your hand instead of just the book?’
- You called yourself a magical fic finder and the himefujo who should organize my manga aisle. Statistically speaking, that makes you the perfect person to also rearrange my life into a slow-burn enemies-to-lovers arc, starting with coffee and escalating to joint yaoi dungeon pilgrimage.
- You missed your danmei days, cry over ranwan, celebrate Hua Cheng’s birthday late, and still go to work three seconds away from fainting into the fryer oil — that’s dedication. If you can love fictional men that hard, I’m terrified (and a little excited) to see how you’d treat a real sapphic disaster like me.
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Your new Twitter bio
Sapphic danmei enjoyer & retired yaoi dungeon resident. Once watched power go out at the wedding kiss scene & still trusted fiction again.– @shoujoshinator
Your signature cocktail
The Yaoi Dungeon Spritz
A base of lychee liqueur captures their unabashed love of yuri and tender queer romance, channeling the pure squealing energy of “I LOVE YURIIIIII” and “I love you my lesbifujos”. Spicy ginger beer adds a chaotic kick for the way they casually talk about killing themselves over fiction, like “Going on a long walk by the highway and I’m taking yuwu with me. If it gets too sad I’ll throw myself in front of several cars”. A splash of blue curaçao stands in for the late-night, slightly deranged fangirl brainrot of “yaoiyaoouaoiayoiyaoiyaoiyaoiyaoiyaoi” and “The lion does not concern herself with mid yaoi”. Topping it with sparkling rosé reflects their soft romantic core and desire for domestic bliss in lines like “Domestic ranwan cuddling and all the sudden rice cake spirits in the window fujoing out”. Finally, an edible glitter rim with crushed sour candy represents their performative, extra, and a little unhinged vibe, as seen when they declare “ok i lied, i am back. i was going through a heavenly tribulation but i have emerged victoriously. expect things to happen” and their desire to be the himefujo organizing your manga aisle.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
Their whole vibe is loud, impulsive, and dramatic in a way that fits Gryffindor more than any other house. They repeatedly frame their life in terms of grand, over-the-top gestures and self‑sacrifice, like “Going on a long walk by the highway and I’m taking yuwu with me. If it gets too sad I’ll throw myself in front of several cars” and “If I don’t have a job within the next month I actually might just kill myslef I’m so serious”, which reads as melodramatic courage and recklessness rather than quiet self‑preservation. They also talk about enduring hardship and “heavenly tribulation” to come back stronger — “ok i lied, i am back. i was going through a heavenly tribulation but i have emerged victoriously. expect things to happen. this is my final form i've reached nascent soul” — which fits Gryffindor’s flair for turning struggle into a heroic narrative. Their blunt stances and willingness to call things out, such as “Like do you not hear yourselves?” and setting firm boundaries in the bio with “jc/yzy stans/apologists DNI,” show a tendency to stand up for their beliefs head‑on. While they clearly value community and fandom (a Hufflepuff trait) in tweets like “I love you my lesbifujos”, the dominant impression is bold, chaotic, emotional bravery rather than quiet loyalty, making Gryffindor the best fit.
Your movie
Your song
Teenage Dirtbag - Wheatus
Their whole online persona is chaotic, deeply fannish, and proudly cringe-coded in the best way, which fits the outcast, obsessive energy of Teenage Dirtbag. They describe themselves as “the himefujo you want organizing your manga aisle” and constantly spiral over fictional men and ships, like when they say “For someone who’s a virgin I sure think about fictional men like a slut… fuck my stupid chu wanning life” and “Started this account killing myself over ranwan and I will die killing myself over ranwan”. The song’s theme of dramatic, nerdy devotion to someone resonates with their over-the-top love for BL/danmei characters, shown in tweets like “Lord reincarnate me as a rice cake spirit in ranwan’s yard” and “I LOVE YURIIIIII”. Their gallows humor and melodrama, such as “Going on a long walk by the highway and I’m taking yuwu with me. If it gets too sad I’ll throw myself in front of several cars”, lines up with the song’s mix of angst and self-aware ridiculousness. Overall, Teenage Dirtbag captures their vibe as a loud, emotional, unapologetically nerdy sapphic fujo living inside fandom brainrot.
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