Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Self-aware: Openly notices their own habits, like skipping club and needing to 'lock in' in “i lowkey skipped club a couple of times i needa lock in”.
- Creative: Describes themselves as a doodler and shares art like the rushed ice cream scoops in “Whimsical and funny ice cream scoops that I rushed while watching it snow FOR THE PAST 7 HOURS”.
- Emotionally honest: Openly expresses loneliness and isolation in “I don’t know I just feel fucking lonely every single time I really just feel isolated a lot.”.
- Future-oriented: Thinks about long-term goals like finishing school and studying abroad in “lowkey i hope i could finish the final school years i got then study abroad somewhere away from here”.
- Humorous: Uses playful exaggeration and memes, like the bad connection dialogue in “'How bad is your conn ' 'Yes.' 'It can't be th ' 'Yes.' 'How are you not loa ' 'Yes.'”.
Weaknesses:
- Academic avoidance: Mentions skipping club and putting off schoolwork, like “i lowkey skipped club a couple of times i needa lock in” and “Lowkey why am I chronically online I needa do my hw holy flip”.
- Chronic loneliness: Describes feeling lonely and isolated constantly in “I don’t know I just feel fucking lonely every single time I really just feel isolated a lot.”.
- Online overuse: Calls themselves 'chronically online' and notes it gets in the way of homework in “Lowkey why am I chronically online I needa do my hw holy flip”.
- Pessimistic outlook: Expresses bleak views about the time period and future, like “This is a bad time period to be even born in brutah” and “WE'RE NOT MAKING IT THROUGH 2026 without an idiot doing something absolutely”.
- Emotional rumination: Revisits sources of past depression and distress, as in “I searched up the blackhole where all my fucking depression came from from last year... why the fuck is it still active.”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
This user most closely matches Lisa Simpson, who is thoughtful, anxious about the world, and often feels isolated despite being creative and bright. The bio (“14// I’m a doodler… I do post stuff that is a bit personal.”) and art tweets like “Whimsical and funny ice cream scoops that I rushed while watching it snow FOR THE PAST 7 HOURS” mirror Lisa’s artsy, introspective side. Their posts about feeling lonely, such as “I don’t know I just feel fucking lonely every single time I really just feel isolated a lot.”, echo Lisa’s recurring struggle with isolation and wanting genuine connection. Tweets about worrying over the state of the world, like “My grandparents are paranoid rn and I think they’re going to be correct given what’s happening in the states.” and “This is a bad time period to be even born in brutah”, align with Lisa’s political and existential worries. At the same time, joking about being “chronically online” in “Lowkey why am I chronically online I needa do my hw holy flip” fits Lisa’s tendency to juggle responsibilities while feeling overwhelmed and self-aware.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They read as an introvert (I): they call themself a “hobbit” and retreat from interaction in “Happy New Year to the Early and the Late! Ok back into my hobbit hole”, and they talk about feeling lonely and isolated rather than energized by people in “I don’t know I just feel fucking lonely every single time I really just feel isolated a lot.”. Their focus leans more to intuition (N) than concrete sensing: they zoom out to the big picture and time period with “This is a bad time period to be even born in brutah” and make vague, foreboding predictions like “WE'RE NOT MAKING IT THROUGH 2026 without an idiot doing something absolutely and no im not telling anyone what i meant”, which shows a tendency toward abstract, speculative thinking. They clearly favor feeling (F): they center their inner emotional experience—loneliness, depression, paranoia, wanting to escape—in posts like “I searched up the blackhole where all my fucking depression came from from last year (if you know you know)” and the desire for connection in “Every post is empty of comments. I just want someone to talk to.”, expressing values and moods more than logical analysis. Finally, they seem more perceiving (P) than judging: they admit to procrastination and lack of structure in “Lowkey why am I chronically online I needa do my hw holy flip” and “i lowkey skipped club a couple of times i needa lock in”, and their hopes to “study abroad somewhere away from here” in “lowkey i hope i could finish the final school years i got then study abroad somewhere away from here” show open-ended, idealistic plans rather than firm, detailed structuring. Together this points most strongly to INFP: introspective, emotionally expressive, future- and meaning-oriented, and somewhat unstructured in day-to-day life.
Some pickup lines for you
- If you’re a 'whimsical and funny ice cream scoop,' then I’m definitely the snowstorm that stayed 7 hours just to keep watching you draw.
- You said you 'lowkey skipped club a couple of times' and needa lock in—can I be the reason you actually show up, or at least the distraction you blame when you don’t?
- You joked about not making it through 2026 without an idiot doing something… absolutely. I volunteer as that idiot, but only for the purpose of taking you out for snacks and doodle dates.
- You said this is a bad time period to be born in, and that you feel isolated and lonely on here—if you ever want someone to actually respond, I’d be down to be that person in your replies, no punchline needed.
- If that 'blackhole where all your depression came from last year' is still active, maybe we should study abroad from it together—new country, new sketchbook, and no gravitational pull except the one pulling me toward you.
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Your new Twitter bio
14 | sketching through school nights & snowstorms | part-time ranter, full-time doodler | once watched it snow 7 hours just to rush ice cream art– @shrapnelbites
Your signature cocktail
Lonely Blackhole Blizzard
The Lonely Blackhole Blizzard starts with midnight blackberry vodka, a dark, spacey base for all the cosmic overthinking and that ominous curiosity about the past in “I searched up the blackhole where all my fucking depression came from from last year (if you know you know) why the fuck is it still active.” A drizzle of salted honey syrup captures the sweet-but-stinging loneliness in “I don’t know I just feel fucking lonely every single time I really just feel isolated a lot.” while still hinting at the warmth they want from other people. Cold-brew green tea keeps the energy level quietly alert and studious, nodding to the school grind and self-calls like “Lowkey why am I chronically online I needa do my hw holy flip” and “i lowkey skipped club a couple of times i needa lock in”. A splash of fizzy yuzu soda adds a sharp, bright chaos that matches their anxious humor about the world in “This is a bad time period to be even born in brutah” and the snow-watching art spam in “Whimsical and funny ice cream scoops that I rushed while watching it snow FOR THE PAST 7 HOURS”. Finally, a crushed ice + popping candy rim is there for the experimental, doodler side of them, crackling like their jittery, half-joking doomsday takes in “WE'RE NOT MAKING IT THROUGH 2026 without an idiot doing something absolutely and no im not telling anyone what i meant”.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Their tweets show a reflective, analytical way of looking at life that aligns most with Ravenclaw. They step back and critique the world and time period they were born into in a big-picture way, as in “This is a bad time period to be even born in brutah”, which suggests a tendency to philosophize rather than just react. They also show a creative side, describing themselves as a doodler in their bio and talking about art in “Whimsical and funny ice cream scoops that I rushed while watching it snow FOR THE PAST 7 HOURS”, a very Ravenclaw blend of imagination and observation. Their interest in unusual, almost metaphorical concepts like the ‘blackhole’ tied to their emotions, as in “I searched up the blackhole where all my fucking depression came from from last year (if you know you know) why the fuck is it still active.”, shows introspection and abstract thinking. Even when worried about the world and the future, like in “My grandparents are paranoid rn and I think they’re going to be correct given what’s happening in the states.”, they process it through analysis and observation, which is very characteristic of Ravenclaw over the other houses.
Your movie
Your song
Modern Loneliness - Lauv
A well-suited song for them is Modern Loneliness by Lauv, because it captures feeling isolated even while being very online. They say things like “I don’t know I just feel fucking lonely every single time I really just feel isolated a lot. Probably where all my problems stemmed from I don’t know how I’m going to get someone on here to talk to me. Every post is empty of comments. I just want someone to talk to.”, which mirrors the song’s theme of having many connections but still feeling alone. Their bio mentions they’re a doodler and that they “do post stuff that is a bit personal,” and their timeline swings between humor and anxiety, like “This is a bad time period to be even born in brutah” and “My grandparents are paranoid rn and I think they’re going to be correct given what’s happening in the states.”. The song’s mix of vulnerability, internet-era angst, and self-awareness fits with posts such as “Lowkey why am I chronically online I needa do my hw holy flip” and their wish to eventually study abroad away from their current environment “lowkey i hope i could finish the final school years i got then study abroad somewhere away from here”. Overall, Modern Loneliness reflects their mood of being plugged in, overwhelmed by the world, and still searching for genuine connection.
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