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They read as a thoughtful, media-obsessed nerd who still gets pulled into community drama, which fits Lisa more than the other Simpsons. Their timeline is full of earnest, nerdy deep dives into niche games and music like “Final Fantasy 6 appreciation because after a couple days of playing it IM IN LOVE” and observations like “Something about the song 'Lapis' itches something in me. It sounds like something is beginning in the shadows and the gears are turning”, matching Lisa’s reflective, artsy side. They also have a strong moral streak and aren’t shy about calling things out, as seen in tweets like “THIS FUCKING LLOYD PFP SAID LLOYD WOULD WORK WITH ICE TO DEPORT AND I JUST WANNA SAY HE WOULD FUCKING NOT” and “Do people actually like Rance bro?”. At the same time, they feel alienated from their own community, saying “Daily feeling that I do NOT belong in this community” and “Anyway I go back to being not on Twitter despite being in the community”, which mirrors Lisa’s frequent sense of not fitting in despite caring deeply. Their mix of passion, introspection, and occasional exasperation with others lines up closely with Lisa’s personality.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert: they often mention not really being on Twitter and feeling out of place, e.g. “Daily feeling that I do NOT belong in this community” and “Anyway I go back to being not on Twitter despite being in the community”, and they prefer games/anime over talking about social life. Their interests and style suggest Intuition: they’re drawn to story-heavy JRPGs and thematic vibes, like calling Octopath and Star Ocean "peak" and describing music metaphorically in “Something about the song 'Lapis' itches something in me. It sounds like something is beginning in the shadows and the gears are turning”, which shows a focus on abstract impressions. They appear strongly Feeling: they react to moral/empathetic issues, such as defending a character’s integrity in “THIS FUCKING LLOYD PFP SAID LLOYD WOULD WORK WITH ICE TO DEPORT AND I JUST WANNA SAY HE WOULD FUCKING NOT” and calling people out as “shitbag” or a “nuisance,” judging behavior through personal values rather than detached logic. Finally, they seem Perceiving: they talk about hopping between games and not being active in a loose, spontaneous way, like “Maybe I should unfollow people cuz I do not be on here” and impulse playthrough decisions such as “Time to replay NG Sigma”, which suggests flexibility over structured planning. Overall, an INFP fit matches a values-driven, introspective fan who processes media and drama through emotion and ideals while keeping a somewhat detached, low-key online presence.

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JRPG enjoyer from Calvard. Locked out of my first account, still here yapping about Trails, Reverse: 1999 & obscure classics. Once soloed an empty CSM theater.– @shreddedleaves_

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This cocktail hits like a dramatic JRPG climax: the smoky mezcal base mirrors their tendency to call out nonsense and drama in the timeline, like “Trails Twitter beef gets worse everyday 💔 Gotta say he's a shitbag though” and “Guy might just hate niggas and everything you see everyday on the street cuz there's no way”. The yuzu and lime juice blend adds bright, energetic acidity for their hype over games and media, from “Octopath Traveler 0 is PEAAAK” to “Star Ocean Second Story R is peak go play it”. Black tea syrup infused with chili represents both their late-night, slightly bitter gamer grind and the occasional spicy takes, like “Do people actually like Rance bro?”. A light blue curaçao mist nods to their love for Trails and other JRPG aesthetics, echoing posts like “Final Fantasy 6 appreciation because after a couple days of playing it IM IN LOVE” and “Simon and Lloyd Bannings”. Finally, the pop-rock sugar rim captures their loud, meme-y, yappy energy in bursts like “GAME OVER AHHHH(its so peak everyone should go play Octopath Traveler 0 NOW)” and the chaotic joy of “We are so back I had to change my password come send me stuff”.

Your Hogwarts House
Asuko shows a strong pattern of speaking out boldly when something violates their sense of justice, which is very Gryffindor-coded. For example, they fiercely defend Lloyd’s character against an ICE-support take, writing that they “wholeheartedly believe he'd knock out the ICE agents then lead the civilians to safety” in “THIS FUCKING LLOYD PFP SAID LLOYD WOULD WORK WITH ICE TO DEPORT AND I JUST WANNA SAY HE WOULD FUCKING NOT”, which reads like a classic heroic, stand-up-for-what’s-right instinct. They’re also quick to condemn harmful or creepy behavior in the community, like calling out someone who was “underage tryna go on a date with a 21 year old” in “This the nigga that was underage tryna go on a date with a 21 year old oh my goodness” and labeling another person a “shitbag” in “Trails Twitter beef gets worse everyday 💔 Gotta say he's a shitbag though”. There’s a tendency toward emotional, impulsive reactions—like “Hang this man like they did in Inaba” and “Can I get this nigga OFF MY FEED PLEASE”—which aligns more with fiery Gryffindor temper than calculated Slytherin strategy. While they clearly care about friends and community (e.g., participating in supportive trends like “#WeLoveYouAsu”), the dominant traits on display are courage, moral outrage, and a penchant for dramatic, justice-driven declarations, all hallmarks of Gryffindor.

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A well-known song that surprisingly fits Asuko is “Stan”, because it captures the intensity of being a deeply invested, slightly unhinged fan living through media and online drama. Asuko’s timeline is full of obsessive enthusiasm for games and characters, like “Octopath Traveler 0 is PEAAAK”, “Star Ocean Second Story R is peak go play it”, and constant Trails references such as “Yuuyuu might be the embodiment of Trails itself”. The song’s themes of parasocial intensity and emotional investment mirror how they react to fandom drama and weirdos on the timeline, like “Trails Twitter beef gets worse everyday 💔 Gotta say he's a shitbag though” and “Can I get this nigga OFF MY FEED PLEASE”. At the same time, beneath the chaos there’s vulnerability and feeling out of place, echoed in “Daily feeling that I do NOT belong in this community” and them semi-jokingly retreating from Twitter in “Anyway I go back to being not on Twitter despite being in the community”. All of this makes “Stan” a fitting exaggerated mirror of their hyper-online, passionately attached, and emotionally turbulent presence.

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