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Moe Szyslak is known for his chronic loneliness, frequent profanity, and bouts of depression that sometimes lead to suicidal thoughts, which mirrors @shreeeewd’s emotional tone. The user’s tweets like "i wish I was still loved" and "i need to fucking die" show a deep sense of isolation and self‑destructive thinking similar to Moe’s character. Their constant venting with profanity, e.g., "Jesus fucking Christ ig we won" and "the world doesn’t know how much that vando three meant to me," reflects Moe’s cynical, angry outbursts. Like Moe, the user oscillates between intense excitement for sports/gaming victories and crushing disappointment, as seen in "this shit is fucking stressful" and "the amount of no calls is funny." Both also use humor to mask pain, evident in lines like "i love hate watching" and Moe’s dark jokes about his own life.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user's frequent use of lively, outward‑focused language and many public reactions to sports events (e.g., 'Jesus fucking Christ ig we won' and 'the world doesn’t know how much that vando three meant to me') suggest extraversion. Their tweets are grounded in concrete details about games, scores, and personal experiences, such as 'Wordle 1,637 2/6 🟨🟩⬛⬛⬛' and 'mahomes tore his ACL? god damn', indicating a sensing preference. The heavy emotional tone, frequent expressions of frustration, love, and sadness ('i wish I was still loved', "I'm sorry I relapsed", 'i need to fucking die') shows a feeling orientation. Finally, the spontaneous, unplanned nature of the posts, full of impulsive venting and last‑minute plans ('maybe this winter break I’ll pick up the guitar again', 'one last day of facing the consequences…') points to a perceiving style.

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CSULB ’26 | Future sports analyst & part‑time esports fan | I once yelled 'C9 win!' while the Chargers scored a game‑winner from my dorm 🎮🏈 | he/him– @shreeeewd

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The Vando's Vortex captures the stormy mix of emotions that @shreeeewd often shares. Dark rum mirrors the heavy, introspective side of tweets like 'i wish I was still loved' and 'i need to fucking die', while cold brew coffee fuels the late‑night gaming marathons hinted at in 'big thing people like to ignore is that 2 1/2 years can bring about a LOT of mental change'. The jalapeño‑infused tequila adds a fiery kick for the explosive moments such as 'i wanna kill the fucking world but my arm is enough' and 'this shit is fucking stressful'. A splash of blue curaçao nods to their esports loyalty (#C9win, #KTwin, #THwin) and brightens the drink like the excitement in 'GET IT ROB'. Finally, tonic water offers a fizz of clarity, echoing the hopeful line 'Radiohead save me' and the desire for balance amid chaos.

Your Hogwarts House
The user repeatedly expresses ambition and a drive to achieve elite status, as seen in "who one day hopes to be an analyst or maybe even a player" and "the way rob moves with the ball makes me feel like he's supposed to be elite man he NEEDS to be elite". Their competitive language like "GET IT ROB" and constant focus on winning and domination in e‑sports mirrors the Slytherin trait of striving for success. Additionally, the user’s willingness to push boundaries and even use harsh language to motivate themselves, e.g., "I wanna kill the fucking world but my arm is enough," reflects the resourceful and daring nature associated with Slytherin. Overall, the dominant theme of ambition, cunning pursuit of greatness, and a relentless desire to be at the top aligns best with Slytherin.

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The Radiohead track "Creep" captures the feelings of alienation and self‑despair that dominate shreeeewd’s timeline. In tweets they write "i need to fucking die" and "I only cut for attention but now I don't want anyone to see because I don't want to worry them", echoing the song’s refrain "I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo." Their repeated pleas for love ("i wish I was still loved") and frustration with being let down ("I just wanna be happy but that takes work and effort and u left me when I needed your help the most you piece of shit fuck you") mirror the lyrical self‑questioning in "Creep". The user even explicitly mentions Radiohead in "Radiohead save me", indicating a personal connection to the band. Overall, the combination of depressive lyrics, yearning for acceptance, and the explicit reference to Radiohead makes "Creep" a fitting anthem.

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