Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Reliable confidant: She states that if people need to trust her, she always “keeps promises” and lets others vent to her.
- Self-reflective: She uses therapy to realize how “projecting childhood trauma” affected her relationships and actively works on self-improvement.
- Animal lover: She shows deep care for her cat, even prioritizing the “kitty's safety” by avoiding toxic flowers until she has a glass display.
- Radically honest: She is transparent about her struggles, openly discussing her “BPD and HPD” to provide context for her online presence.
- Resilient: Despite expressing that “2025 kicked her ass”, she remains “hopeful for 2026” and grateful for recent life changes.
Weaknesses:
- Suicidal ideation: She frequently posts about “hanging herself” or having a “will to die” when overwhelmed.
- Emotional instability: She admits to “feeling unstable” and experiences rapid shifts from feeling “happy and grateful” to wanting to “fucking die”.
- Low self-esteem: She describes herself as “so fucking pathetic” and struggles with a self-image rooted in trauma.
- Task avoidance: She admits that when it comes to “deadlines or doing tasks”, she is not a reliable person.
- Chronic overthinking: She notes that her “overthinking” causes her significant distress and anxiety in her daily life.
Your Simpsons character
Selma Bouvier
Like Selma, this user is defined by a cynical, cigarette-smoking aesthetic and a cycle of deep loneliness punctuated by intense romantic desires. She frequently oscillates between being deeply unhappy with her life and finding temporary solace in a partner, much like the tweet: “at least the end of this year is worth living for”. Her blunt, often dark humor regarding her mental health mirrors Selma's rasping nihilism, especially when she notes that “the line between me and hanging myself on a shibari rope today is thin”. Despite her toughness, she remains a devoted pet owner, stating she is trying to “be a good cat mom”, echoing Selma's own desperate search for connection through her pets and family. Ultimately, both share an unfiltered, noir-adjacent outlook on adulthood and trauma.
Your MBTI personality Type
ISFP
Serpentine demonstrates an Introverted (I) nature through tweets about solitary comfort, noting “all i need is a long warm hug atm” and the drain of everyday social expectations. Her Sensing (S) trait is shown through a focus on physical aesthetics and immediate experiences, such as when she “did my nails, kissed my cat's stupid little head”. As a Feeling (F) type, she is deeply in tune with her emotions and values, often sharing her internal state by saying “i feel like I'm on the right track... and i want to cry”. Finally, her Perceiving (P) preference is evident in her spontaneous emotional shifts and struggles with deadlines, admitting it “depends... if we're talking about deadlines or doing tasks” when discussing reliability.
Some pickup lines for you
- I promise I’m more reliable than the weather forecast—I’ll make it feel like a warm 19°C hug even when the site says it’s 9°C.
- Are you a level 72 Siren? Because I’d love to be the Maya to your Krieg and spend all night playing Borderlands 2 at the desk I built just for you.
- Forget the throne, I'd bring you flowers in a glass box every day just to make sure your kitty stays safe and you stay smiling.
- I heard you were looking for a 'date to marry' thing... does that mean I can skip the 'insanely misogynistic guy' phase and go straight to buying you black and teal engagement rings?
- Is your name Evanescence? Because I’ve been 'Missing' hours thinking about you, and I’d travel all the way to Berlin just to see you 'Bring Me to Life'.
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Cat mom & 25yo navigating life in the city. When I'm not managing my chronic illness or at work, I'm playing Borderlands 2 and planning my next trip to Berlin.– @shsmcllr
Your signature cocktail
The Serpentine Spiral
This drink captures a complex soul who finds beauty in the dark, blending the 'missing hours' of a Scorpio moon with a fierce, protective edge. The smoky mezcal and bitter absinthe reflect her raw honesty about mental health and her “will to die”, while the blackberry and honey represent the sweet relief found in her new relationship and her role as a “good cat mom”. Despite the cold winter she loathes, the silver glitter adds a shimmer of hope for 2026, mirroring her sentiment that “the end of this year is worth living for”. It is a high-proof, experimental concoction for someone who is “done romanticizing struggle” and finally ready for their turn to be happy.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
While she shows some Hufflepuff traits regarding her cat, she primarily exhibits a Slytherin-aligned focus on self-preservation and boundary-setting, such as when she bluntly states, “bitch i dont care unless you have a proof for his behaviour”. Her resourcefulness and ambition appear in her use of a Throne wishlist to acquire goods, even noting she “finally got a chance to buy myself flowers from the throne tips”. She is fiercely protective of her own inner circle and energy, telling unwanted advances to “no, fuck off” and prioritizing her personal healing journey. This combination of self-interest, blunt communication, and a clear desire for a high quality of life—like playing Borderlands 2 on a custom desk setup—firmly places her in the house of the ambitious and the selective.
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Gasoline - Halsey
This song perfectly mirrors the user's raw openness about living with personality disorders and feeling socially 'uninterested.' They explicitly mention their struggles with identity and stability, tweeting, “hehe feeling unstable 😁” and reflecting on how “therapy made me realized today that the love I was getting from my parents was not a healthy one”. The track’s themes of being 'low on self-esteem' and 'all messed up' resonate with their admission that “ptsd just hit me again i don't want to be like this”. Despite the darkness, the user shows a defiant, edgy side that aligns with the song’s alternative aesthetic, especially when navigating a world where they feel like a “visual representation of me today” while fighting to find happiness.
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