Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate fan: Frequently gushes over Persona characters and ships, like “I feel like staring at a picture of akechi and admiring his beauty” and “im simple boy i see #shuake I like repost”.
- Affectionate friend: Shows warmth toward others, such as calling someone “my wife” in “my wife is so cute” and being excited that a best friend shares their crush in “ok so my best friend is also into him”.
- Politically aware: Expresses clear views on LGBTQ+ issues and homophobia, as seen in “gay people have existed longer than the USA as a country so you can all go to hell” and “yes I hate straight people” (albeit harshly stated).
- Humorously candid: Uses self-deprecating humor and exaggerated reactions, like “what if you wanted to flirt with the cute boy at the party but you forgot you're a stupid gay loser” and “I really FUCKING HATE these block puzzles in endfield >:(”.
- Openly expressive: Comfortable sharing crushes and feelings, such as “hi cute boy at my college do you like boys” and “sir I am madly in love with you”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-destructive talk: Uses suicidal phrasing as expression, e.g. “I'm going to kill myself”, which can be harmful to them and others who read it.
- Harsh hostility: Expresses strong contempt toward groups, like “yes I hate straight people” and calling others “homophobic pedos” in “mind you zzz fans are mostly homophobic pedos”.
- Negative self-image: Describes themself with very harsh labels, such as “stupid gay loser”, suggesting low self-esteem around social or romantic situations.
- Oversexual posting: Frequently uses explicitly sexual language in public tweets, like “I need to have hate sex with him” and “I want to be in an evil polycule with akechi goro and akiren persona five”.
- School avoidance: Admits to skipping obligations for games, as in “skipping school to play gacha slop #yes #awesome #P5X”, which can hurt long-term goals.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They most closely resemble Lisa Simpson: a smart, emotional, politically opinionated teen who is extremely passionate about her interests and identities. Like Lisa’s obsessive fandoms and niche fixations, this user is intensely devoted to Persona and specific ships, saying things like “im simple boy i see #shuake I like repost” and “I feel like staring at a picture of akechi and admiring his beauty”. They show a strong moral and political streak similar to Lisa’s activism with posts such as “gay people have existed longer than the USA as a country so you can all go to hell” and “yes I hate straight people”. Their dramatic, often self-deprecating emotional outbursts, like “what if you wanted to flirt with the cute boy at the party but you forgot you're a stupid gay loser”, mirror Lisa’s tendency to spiral over crushes and social awkwardness. Even the dark humor and intensity in posts like “I'm going to kill myself” align with Lisa’s often overwhelmed, melodramatic inner life—just filtered through a very online, queer Gen-Z lens.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extraverted (E) because they consistently reach outward for interaction and attention, especially around crushes and social life, like directly addressing a stranger with “hi cute boy at my college do you like boys” and narrating college/party drama in “what if you wanted to flirt with the cute boy at the party but you forgot you're a stupid gay loser”. Their interests and language show strong Intuition (N): they focus on fictional dynamics, symbolism, and possibilities over concrete details, e.g. wanting an “evil polycule with akechi goro and akiren persona five” and turning game mechanics into broad vibes like “they're doing the dark souls thing”. They clearly favor Feeling (F) over Thinking, grounding their takes in emotion and values, such as blunt moral stances like “gay people have existed longer than the USA as a country so you can all go to hell” and intense parasocial affection like “sir I am madly in love with you”. Finally, they read as Perceiving (P): their behavior is impulsive, chaotic, and unstructured rather than planned, shown by skipping obligations in “skipping school to play gacha slop #yes #awesome #P5X” and repeatedly starting but not executing structured projects, as in “I wanted to make cool persona strawpage but I'm incompetent and my wifi sucks balls” and “lets remake my strawpage... yeah...”. Overall, the combination of outward emotional expression, fantasy-heavy interests, value-driven rants, and spontaneous lifestyle fits ENFP best.
Some pickup lines for you
- You skipped school for gacha slop, I skipped dignity to say this: if we party together, I promise I won’t forget I’m a stupid gay loser as long as I get to flirt with you instead.
- You want an evil polycule with Akechi and Akiren, but have you considered adding one more disaster gay who will also stare lovingly at Akira with you on a ‘2 so I can stare lovingly at akira’ date?
- You’re in the ‘yaoi dungeon,’ madly in love with pretty boys, and arguing about Wonder and P5X — can I be your IRL husbando you defend on main while we hate mobile game discourse together?
- You said, ‘women should have guns I think’ and ‘yes I hate straight people’ — I can’t offer you gun rights legislation, but I can offer being very much not straight and 100% on your side.
- You’re over here crying because Shuake are your age and admiring Akechi’s beauty; meanwhile I’m crying because you’re my age and I’m not the pretty boy you’re posting ‘boy you so pretty boy’ about… yet.
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Your new Twitter bio
17 • he/they • Persona + gacha enjoyer, part-time student, full-time overthinker. Once skipped class to farm pulls and met a cute boy instead.– @shuakebackshots
Your signature cocktail
Yaoi Dungeon Love Potion No. 17
This drink is wired and a little unhinged, just like skipping responsibilities for gacha slop, inspired by their proudly chaotic energy in “skipping school to play gacha slop #yes #awesome #P5X”. The espresso shot is pure sleep-deprived fandom grind, for nights spent staring at boys and posting things like “akiren is so fucking pretty I like boys”. Blackcurrant liqueur adds a dark, fruity sweetness that mirrors their dramatic yaoi brainrot and desire for an “evil polycule with akechi goro and akiren persona five”. Spiced rum brings warmth with a sharp kick, echoing their unapologetic takes like “yes I hate straight people” and “gay people have existed longer than the USA as a country so you can all go to hell”. The vanilla foam softens the edge, nodding to their softer, lovestruck side shown in “sir I am madly in love with you” and thirsting over the cute boy at college in “hi cute boy at my college do you like boys”. Finally, the gold shimmer is pure persona-protagonist sparkle, matching their shameless shuake obsession in posts like “im simple boy i see #shuake I like repost” and their declaration that “new username guys isn't this peak”.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
Their posting style leans heavily into impulsive, emotionally intense behavior typical of Gryffindor. They talk about directly acting on a crush with boldness and very little hesitation, e.g. saying "I'm going to ask for his number" right after tweeting "hi cute boy at my college do you like boys", which shows social bravery and willingness to put themselves out there. They also openly stake out strong positions on identity and politics, such as "yes I hate straight people" and "gay people have existed longer than the USA as a country so you can all go to hell", reflecting a confrontational, stand-your-ground attitude rather than quiet diplomacy. Even their hyperbolic negativity, like "I'm going to kill myself" and raging at puzzles in games in "I really FUCKING HATE these block puzzles in endfield >:(", fits Gryffindor’s dramatic, feelings-first impulsiveness more than calculated Slytherin or cerebral Ravenclaw. Altogether, the bold flirting, emotional intensity, and loud, values-charged statements point most strongly toward Gryffindor.
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Your song
Teenagers - My Chemical Romance
A well-known song that suits them is Teenagers by My Chemical Romance, because it channels dramatic, chaotic teen energy with a mix of angst, humor, and defiance. Their bio already frames them as a theatrical, slightly unhinged teen: “˙⋆✮ Fuck the jet, send the sleigh ✮⋆˙ he/they ... 17 ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁 .ᐟ”. They oscillate between over-the-top despair and joking threats, like “I'm going to kill myself”, in a way that matches the song’s exaggerated angst and dark comedy. Their fixation on fictional boys and messy romance—“I need to have hate sex with him”, “I want to be in an evil polycule with akechi goro and akiren persona five”—tracks with the melodramatic, rebellious vibe of the song. Their open queerness and hostility toward norms, like “yes I hate straight people” and “gay people have existed longer than the USA as a country so you can all go to hell”, echo the song’s theme of teens pushing back against a world that doesn’t get them.
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