Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Affectionate partner: Frequently expresses love and gratitude for Jordan and their relationship, e.g. talking about cuddling while watching a WWE documentary and how happy he makes them “drunk + sleepy + cuddling with jordan whilst watching wwe documentary i love my boyfriend so much auuugh”.
- Loyal fan: Shows long-term dedication to favourite characters and media, such as self‑shipping with Shusei since age 12 and still celebrating their ‘anniversary’ “8th february 2014 ♡ … almost 12 years ! and our love is endless”.
- Passionate gamer: Regularly plays and discusses multiple games (Genshin, ACNH, Overwatch, Roblox, Bloxy Bingo) and gets deeply invested in mechanics and updates, like defending time travel in ACNH “if time travelling wasn't allowed it wouldn't be supported in the game”.
- Values authenticity: Calls out perceived insincerity and dishonesty, for example criticizing performative behavior and backtracking in others’ posts “bitches like this are never genuine” and “just apologise, why are you trying to backtrack”.
- Protective advocate: Defends marginalized identities and boundaries in fandom, e.g. calling it “weird as fuck” to headcanon trans characters as cis and explaining nonsharing/yume misconceptions “if you 'headcanon' any trans character as cisgender you're weird as fuck” and “people don't even realise that nonsharing just means you don't wanna interact with others that also yume them”.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh language: Frequently uses strong insults toward others, which can come off as hostile, e.g. “some bitches need to touch some fucking grass” and “you're weird as fuck”.
- Conflict‑oriented: Often engages publicly in drama or call‑outs (karma posts, quote‑tweet arguments), such as “i love it when karma comes around full circle LOL” and detailed critiques of others’ behavior “just apologise, why are you trying to backtrack”.
- Emotional volatility: Mentions BPD and swings between ‘life so good’ and being ‘so fucking fed up’ or wanting to crash out over games, e.g. “i'm so fucking fed up lol i'm going to bed to dream of shusei” and “i love having bpd it's so fun thinking people are mad at me or tired of me for weeks on end”.
- Rumination anxiety: Describes overthinking others’ feelings toward them for long periods, as in “thinking people are mad at me or tired of me for weeks on end when they probably don't even think the same”.
- Public oversharing: Uses Twitter as a personal spam space and posts detailed emotional/health struggles (ear issues, doctor frustration, relationship stress) openly, e.g. “doctor did fuck all for me and just gave me more ear drops ok” and bio noting it’s a “personal spam”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They match best with Lisa Simpson: emotionally intense, outspoken, and principled but also very affectionate and dorky about their interests. Like Lisa going on passionate rants, they call people out directly, e.g. “if you 'headcanon' any trans character as cisgender you're weird as fuck” and “some bitches need to touch some fucking grass”. They’re deeply attached to niche media and characters the way Lisa obsesses over books and causes, shown in tweets like “voltage inc mention.. and all these years later shusei remains my favourite character of all time” and “been self shipping with shusei since before i even knew it was a thing”. Their introspective side and mental health struggles (“i love having bpd it's so fun thinking people are mad at me or tired of me for weeks on end”) echo Lisa’s sensitivity and anxiety. At the same time, they’re very loving toward their boyfriend and friends, like Lisa is with her family, as seen in “i love my boyfriend so much he makes me so happy” and “i love my friend group”.
Your MBTI personality Type
ISFP
They lean Introvert over Extrovert: although they clearly love their boyfriend and friends, most posts are from a personal spam perspective focused on gaming, self‑shipping, and feelings rather than seeking a big audience, and they even specify “personal spam” and low follower/following numbers, which suggests a small, close circle (“𝗉𝖾𝗋𝗌𝗈𝗇𝖺𝗅⠀𝗌𝗉𝖺𝗆⠀⟡⠀𝑎𝑛𝑖𝑚𝑒⠀&⠀𝑔𝑎𝑚𝑖𝑛𝑔⠀..”). They appear more Sensing than Intuitive because they talk constantly about concrete experiences—ear issues, work parties, gaming sessions, food, specific characters and skins—rather than abstract theories, like when they describe their day in detail (“been off my phone the past couple days but birthday was so good, spent it all with jordan and he treated me to a lovely meal + got me a cute coat today :3”). Their decision‑making is strongly Feeling: they react based on values and emotional responses, calling things “weird as fuck” or “bitches need to touch some fucking grass,” and defending marginalized groups (“if you 'headcanon' any trans character as cisgender you're weird as fuck”). They come off as Perceiving rather than Judging because they frequently describe going with the flow in games and life—starting and dropping Genshin accounts, procrastinating reading routes, and joking about being disorganized (“actually this would be a perfect time to continue piofiore but i genuinely cannot be bothered reading”; “having a birthday in january is so weird cuz you're so focused on christmas for weeks and then you just get flashbanged with a reminder that your birthday is literally here”). The strong aesthetic focus (makeup, outfits, character skins), emotional intensity, and personal, sensory way of expressing love for their boyfriend and fictional characters (e.g., “i was drunk af in these but the work party was so fun aaaaugh i love my boyfriend” and “i stare at CGs of him .. and i have a playlist for him too”) is very characteristic of an ISFP (Fi‑dom, aesthetics‑driven, present‑focused). Overall, their timeline looks like an emotionally intense, value‑driven gamer/artist type who lives in the moment and cares deeply about personal relationships and aesthetics, which aligns best with ISFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You’ve been yuming over Shusei since 2014, but I think it’s only fair you time-travel a little and give 2026-me a route too—promise I’ll at least be able to crack an egg without burning the house down.
- You said if time travelling wasn’t allowed they wouldn’t have put it in the game—so if I time travel back to your birthday on Jan 18th with flowers and a Lara Croft p100 congratulatory cake, does that make me canon or DLC?
- You’ve got Diluc, Cole Cassidy, Draken and a whole army of red-haired bitches, but I’m just trying to be the one non-sharing F/O who brings you nuggets, Bloxy Bingo nights, and listens to you rant about pity and primos.
- You love when karma comes around full circle—so if I spend the next year hyping you up, cuddling you through WWE docs, and dusting your figure shelves with you, does that mean my karmic reward is getting to be your IRL + yume endgame?
- Your wifi goes out and you’re traumatised, but you can play Genshin for six hours straight and still barely move the story—how about we compromise: co-op couch session, radioactive peas from the chippy, and I’ll let you rant about aim assist while I fall a little more in love with you each match.
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Your new Twitter bio
24 | anime, Genshin & gaming addict. Known to marathon story quests, self‑ship with Shusei since age 12, and still believe karma has a sense of humour.– @shuseihayakawa
Your signature cocktail
Non‑Sharing Night Owl Highball
This cocktail is built for someone who says “life so good rn” one minute and “this fuckass game makes me wanna crash out” the next, so it’s strong, bright, and a little chaotic. The smoked black tea–infused vodka mirrors their love for characters who “smell like cigarettes” yet feel comforting, like in “shusei smells like cigarettes 😔 i kinda like that secondhand smoke tho”. Blue curaçao nods to their future blue aesthetic and gaming convention plans in “already conjuring up outfit ideas for zeke deux 2026 .. i think i want to go for a blue theme for haruka”. Cherry blossom syrup represents the soft, romantic core behind all the swearing and ranting, as seen in their devotion in “8th february 2014 ♡ … almost 12 years ! and our love is endless” and how much they adore their boyfriend in “i love my boyfriend so much he makes me so happy”. The energy drink top-up is for the gamer-night-owl vibe and bloxy bingo sessions in “god forbid a 23 year old just wants to come home from work and play some bloxy bingo to relax”, while the lime and glitter capture their sharp clapbacks like “some bitches need to touch some fucking grass” and their sparkly yume/self-ship aesthetic in “been self shipping with shusei since before i even knew it was a thing :')”.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
Their tweets show a strong pattern of boldness and confrontational courage that fits Gryffindor best. They openly call people out and don’t hesitate to swear or take strong stances, e.g. “some bitches need to touch some fucking grass” and “bitches like this are never genuine”, which shows a readiness to confront perceived hypocrisy. They also defend their beliefs bluntly in fandom debates, like pushing back on time‑travel discourse in games — “if time travelling wasn't allowed it wouldn't be supported in the game… if it bothered the devs so much they would have removed it” — and calling out dodgy behavior with, “just apologise, why are you trying to backtrack”. At the same time, they show fierce emotional loyalty and passion, both toward their boyfriend (“i love my boyfriend so much he makes me so happy”) and toward their favorite characters and self‑shipping, often in an intense, ride‑or‑die way (“i hope whenever anyone sees shusei they think of me”). This combination of outspoken conviction, willingness to fight for what they think is right, and passionate attachment to loved ones is much more Gryffindor than the quieter, steadier energy of Hufflepuff or the calculated ambition of Slytherin.
Your movie
Your song
Teenage Dream - Katy Perry
A well-suited song for them is “Teenage Dream” because their timeline blends intense romantic devotion, gaming/anime comfort, and a slightly chaotic softness that feels permanently young at heart. They talk about their long‑term fictional love with Shusei as something all‑consuming and enduring, describing him as their everything and celebrating discovering him years ago, like in “8th february 2014 ♡ i don't know if that was the exact date but that's the one i've been celebrating. it was the day i discovered him anyway .. and of course it was love at first sight almost 12 years ! and our love is endless”. Their real relationship has the same warm, dreamy tone; they gush about cuddling and watching documentaries with their boyfriend in “drunk + sleepy + cuddling with jordan whilst watching wwe documentary i love my boyfriend so much auuugh” and how happy he makes them in “birthday was so good, spent it all with jordan and he treated me to a lovely meal + got me a cute coat today :3 i love my boyfriend so much he makes me so happy”. Despite being an adult, they constantly reference feeling younger than their age and being humbled by time passing, like in “having a birthday in january is so weird cuz you're so focused on christmas for weeks and then you just get flashbanged with a reminder that your birthday is literally here bc wdym i'm 24 in just over 2 weeks. it's scary man i still feel like im 18” and “also i just got humbled so bad just saw in a comment that someone was 10 when genshin came out really puts things into perspective as to how old im getting”, which fits the song’s nostalgia for intense, youthful love. Their gaming/anime comfort world and self‑shipping, such as “been self shipping with shusei since before i even knew it was a thing :') i was 12 at the time”, mirrors the song’s theme of love that makes you feel like you’ve slipped back into your most carefree, teenage self.
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