Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Courageous Transparency: Openly shares their gender transition journey, including revealing HRT plans to their mother and documenting early progress.
- Strong Work Ethic: Maintains employment despite mental health struggles, often working long shifts and multiple days in a row.
- Proactive Self-Improvement: Actively engages with a counsellor and psychiatrist to address their emotional state and work safety.
- Social Accountability: Shows concern for workplace safety by monitoring a banned individual to protect colleagues and themselves.
- Boundaries Commitment: Took the difficult step of deleting a two-year DM history and leaving mutual servers to maintain a necessary block.
Weaknesses:
- Emotional Volatility: Experiences extreme shifts, admitting “I REALLY lost it last night” after an aggressive outburst.
- Self-Sabotaging Mindset: Frequently questions their own actions with tweets like “WHY SELF SABOTAGE MYSELF???”.
- Past Obsession: Struggles to move forward, repeatedly posting about an ex-partner, even wishing for “closure” months after the breakup.
- Self-Harm Tendencies: Expresses alarming urges, admitting they have “been so close to hurting myself” during low periods.
- Isolation Vulnerability: Admits that their “sanity falls apart” when they have days off work without specific social plans.
Your Simpsons character
Milhouse Van Houten
Shy mirrors Milhouse’s perpetual state of emotional distress and his tendency to remain fixated on a person who does not reciprocate his feelings. Like the character, Shy experiences frequent 'spiral sessions' and is vocal about his loneliness, famously stating “My brain is fucking stupid” and “Imagine crying like a bitch”. He shares Milhouse’s vulnerability and dramatic flair for self-pity, exemplified by tweets like “What if I am just doomed to fail afterall?” and “I'm so lonely and awful 😊😊😊”. Ultimately, Shy’s cycle of deleting memories only to immediately admit “Chat, I miss her” perfectly captures the desperate, unrequited longing often seen in The Simpsons’ most iconic 'unlucky-in-love' kid.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
Shy displays clear Introversion, explicitly stating they are “not active” on socials and struggle with “loneliness” while avoiding dating apps. Their Intuitive nature is shown through abstract self-reflection, calling themselves a “broken dreamer” and fixating on the symbolic meaning of past relationships rather than just the facts. The Feeling preference is dominant, as their feed is a raw stream of emotional processing and values-based distress, such as when they exclaim, “MY BRAIN REALLY JUST HATES ME TRYING TO FEEL ANY BIT GOOD TODAY”. Finally, their Perceiving trait appears in their struggle with structure, noting that their “sanity falls apart” when they have days off without a set plan, yet they remain driven by spontaneous emotional spirals rather than organized closure.
Some pickup lines for you
- I may not have a bottle of wine, but I’d happily be the reason you need to call for backup at the store today.
- Forget the Miku concert—how about we skip the VIP queue and I give you a front-row performance of someone who actually knows how to communicate?
- Is your name Rose? Because even though you’re trying to delete the history, I’d like to be the new notification that you actually want to keep.
- I heard you’re a broken dreamer working week in and week out, so how about we spend your next four days off making sure you don't have time to spiral?
- You mentioned wanting someone to say 'I can fix her,' but honestly? I'd rather just hold the violin while you tell me all the things your psych didn't unpack.
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Your new Twitter bio
Trans woman navigating life and retail in Australia. Transitioning on HRT, loving Hatsune Miku, and occasionally surviving a chaotic shift at the bottle shop.– @Shy_Joker_
Your signature cocktail
The Permanent Scar-let
This drink is a bitter-sweet contradiction for someone who admits “My mind is still fucked up and I want her back so much”. The spicy gin captures the volatile energy of someone who would post “WHY AM I SUCH A FUCKING IDIOT???”, while the grapefruit reflects their transition, specifically noting “One week on estrogen now”. It is served with a bruised rose to remind them that “No matter how much a scar may heal, it will always be permanent”. Ultimately, it’s a strong, experimental concoction for a “broken dreamer” trying to wash away the memory of an ex.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Shy displays the core Hufflepuff traits of loyalty and hard work, often describing their life as a “broken dreamer who now works week in, week out” just to afford moments of joy. Their deep-seated loyalty is evident in the intense, lingering emotional attachment to their ex, 'Rose', and the immense “sacrifice made” to travel across the world for love. They prioritize interpersonal harmony and safety, praising a boss who makes “us feel safe” and expressing a strong desire to “love dump on someone” and “shower them in affection.” Ultimately, their focus on emotional honesty and a longing for a “healthy relationship” aligns with the Hufflepuff values of kindness and steadfast devotion.
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Your song
Liability - Lorde
This song perfectly captures Shy’s intense feelings of being emotionally overwhelming and difficult to love, reflected in their self-deprecating claim, “I'm so lonely and awful 😊😊😊”. The lyrics about being 'too much' for people resonate with their struggle to move on from a toxic breakup, where they lament, “My mind is still fucked up and I want her back so much”. Shy frequently expresses a sense of being fundamentally broken, asking, “What if I am just doomed to fail afterall?”, which mirrors the song’s theme of feeling like a burden. Their constant cycle of self-sabotage and the feeling that they are a “permanent scar” align with the track's melancholic exploration of loneliness and identity during a difficult transition.
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