Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Humorous: Frequently turns annoyances into jokes, like mocking fandom drama and chart stats in a playful way in tweets such as “eu se ganhasse 1 dolar toda vez que um grupo da hybe fosse bem no spotify mas fracassase em todas as outras plataformas”.
- Affectionate: Shows warmth toward artists and people, calling them “RAINHA”, “PERFEITA” or “eu te amo” in tweets like “RAINHA” and “EU TE AMO”.
- Passionate: Engages intensely with music, series, and fandoms, tracking charts and reacting strongly, as in “apple music global how sweet: 69 days dirty work: 12 days…” and comments on Stranger Things like “the duffer brothers se matem”.
- Self‑aware: Recognizes and jokes about their own habits and flaws, e.g. “sou cry baby sim” and admitting overeating in “ja comi metade, to me segurando pra nao comer o resto”.
- Socially engaged: Actively interacts with mutuals and online communities, calling mutuals, quote-tweeting constantly, and doing things like “sorteando um mutual pra eu virar posse dele”.
Weaknesses:
- Verbally aggressive: Uses harsh insults like “vocês são retardados meu deus” and “retardado mental” when annoyed.
- Threatening language: Mentions violent threats casually, e.g. bragging in “levei ban enterno no roblox so pq chamei uma cis de prostituta e ameacei ela de morte”.
- Impulsive decisions: Shows impulsivity with money and food, as in “gastei o dinheiro da conta do meu celular em lanche” and ordering extra food after dinner in “pedi um lanche depois de ja ter jantado”.
- Harshly critical: Expresses dislike in extreme ways, e.g. repeated posts about wanting to “acabar com o le sserafim” like “'esse ovo te dá poderes de acabar com o le sserafim' eu imediatamente:”.
- Easily irritated: Gets very annoyed by small issues, such as “voces nao sabem o quanto me irritou essa foto do wayv com o lucas” and comments like “timeline chatissima”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They come across as sharp, opinionated, and very online, with strong pop‑culture tastes and moral stances, much like Lisa channelling all her intensity into niche interests. Their passionate K‑pop and TV commentary – for example “the duffer brothers se matem” and “nao poderia cagar mais pra esses shows do bts no brasil” – mirrors Lisa’s tendency to go all‑in on media and ethics. They also show a kind of melodramatic self‑awareness and sensitivity, such as “sou cry baby sim” and “assistindo o primeiro episódio inteiro de heated rivalry triste por não viver um romance”, echoing Lisa’s mix of vulnerability and introspection. Their ratio of following/followers and constant commentary on charts and performances, like “internet girl by katseye on apple music global chart”, feel very Lisa‑coded: brainy, fixated on stats, and eager to debate taste. Even their annoyance at others’ behavior, as in “vocês são retardados meu deus”, fits Lisa’s exasperation with what she sees as everyone else’s stupidity.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extraverted: they constantly engage with mutuals, invite interaction, and talk about parties and social settings, like the k‑pop open bar in “to contando os dias pra essa kpoc open bar” and jokingly offering themselves up in “sorteando um mutual pra eu virar posse dele”. Their focus is more on impressions, fandom narratives, and jokes than on concrete step‑by‑step details, pointing to Intuition; for instance, they spin dramatic, imaginative scenarios about groups like LE SSERAFIM in tweets such as “'esse ovo te dá poderes de acabar com o le sserafim' eu imediatamente:” rather than discussing real‑world specifics. Their style is highly emotional and value‑driven, showing clear Feeling preference: they lash out when irritated or passionate (e.g. “ta me adoecendo esses tweets comparando a olivia com a gracie... voces merecem serem espancados ate a morte”) and gush with affection over idols and ships, like “deus abençoe esse casal lindo”. The chaotic, spur‑of‑the‑moment decisions—e.g. “pedi um lanche depois de ja ter jantado”, “gastei o dinheiro da conta do meu celular em lanche”, or getting drunk all day before napping in “bebi o dia todo com apenas o cafe da manha no estômago...”—fit a flexible, spontaneous Perceiving style more than a structured Judging one. Their dramatic humor, romanticized view of everything (reflected in the bio "everything is romantic"), and intense fandom engagement combined with emotional spontaneity align best with ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You stressing for an hour on ‘I Am Fish’ and still going back to it is exactly my type of toxic relationship energy. Want to upgrade from guiding a fish to guiding me home after the K‑pop open bar you’re counting the days for?
- Since you’re banning iPhone users from seeing your profile, I guess I’ll just have to see you in person instead. Don’t worry, I’m more stable than your Twitter name change and almost as iconic as your eternal hatred for LE SSERAFIM.
- You said everything is romantic and that not even Connor Storrie’s big… presence cured your sadness during Heated Rivalry. What if we fix that by watching the ‘campiest series in history’ together and letting you project your main‑character feelings on me instead?
- You: eating half the salty biscuits your mom gave you and holding back from the rest, and ordering a snack after already having dinner. Me: volunteering as tribute to be the next unnecessary snack you can’t resist.
- You lost 360 Robux for calling a cis a prostitute and threatening her on Roblox, got a ‘ban enterno’ and still came back to stan WAYV, aespa and drag BTS shows in Brazil… with that dedication and chaos, how do I apply to be the mutual you ‘turn into your posse’ for real?
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Your new Twitter bio
Roblox perma‑banned, Stranger Things overanalyzer, k‑pop chart watcher. Once ate half a cookie jar in an afternoon and called it self‑care.– @sichengismo
Your signature cocktail
Heated Rivalry Highball
This drink is chaotic, salty, sweet, and a little unhinged, just like them eating half a tub of snacks and struggling not to finish it: “minha mae me deu um pote de biscoitos salgados de tarde e ja comi metade, to me segurando pra nao comer o resto”. The cachaça base reflects the messy party energy of someone who drinks all day on an empty stomach and then resurrects after a nap: “bebi o dia todo com apenas o cafe da manha no estômago e tava pronto pra vomitar todos os meus orgaos, tirei uma soneca de duas horas e to renovado”. Pink grapefruit soda and cotton-candy syrup capture their camp, k-pop stan romanticism, screaming over idols and shows like Heated Rivalry: “assistindo a série mais camp da história” and “assisti o primeiro episódio inteiro de heated rivalry triste por não viver um romance”. The energy drink splash matches their dramatic, hyper-online timeline, from yelling about bans and charts to plotting against groups: “levei ban enterno no roblox so pq chamei uma cis de prostituta e ameacei ela de morte, perdi mais de 360 robux” and “fada sensata: no domingo de manhã iremos pisar no katseye eu no sabado ja com ansiedade”. Finally, a few drops of bitters represent the sharp-tongued, shaded side that drags boygroups, actors, and whole fandoms without blinking: “nao poderia cagar mais pra esses shows do bts no brasil” and “eu se ganhasse 1 dolar toda vez que um grupo da hybe fosse bem no spotify mas fracassase em todas as outras plataformas”.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
They show a consistently cutting, confrontational edge that aligns more with Slytherin than the other houses. For instance, they brag about being permanently banned from Roblox for calling someone a slur and making death threats: “levei ban enterno no roblox so pq chamei uma cis de prostituta e ameacei ela de morte, perdi mais de 360 robux”, which suggests ruthlessness and a willingness to go too far to win an argument. Their timeline is full of vengeful or elimination fantasies toward groups or people they dislike, like the running gag about destroying LE SSERAFIM: “'esse ovo te dá poderes de acabar com o le sserafim' eu imediatamente:” and “bang pd: se você pular pela janela eu dou disband no le sserafim eu imediatamente:”, which reads as darkly humorous but still very Slytherin in its intensity and fixation on "winning." They’re also unapologetically self-interested and dramatic about their own comfort and pleasures, like blowing their phone money on food: “gastei o dinheiro da conta do meu celular em lanche” and repeatedly ordering extra food even after eating: “pedi um lanche depois de ja ter jantado”. Their sharp pop‑culture stan behavior, obsessive chart watching, and willingness to insult or dismiss others (“vocês são retardados meu deus”, “retardado mental”) all point to ambition, competitiveness, and a cunning, cutting tongue far more than to Gryffindor nobility, Hufflepuff warmth, or Ravenclaw intellectualism.
Your movie
Your song
girls like me don't cry - thuy
A song that fits them well is girls like me don't cry because it mixes vulnerability, a bit of chaos, and self-aware drama in the same way they do. They openly call themselves emotional, like when they say “sou cry baby sim” and admit being stressed or sad over small things, such as “baixei o i am fish e me estessei por uma hora seguida” and watching Heated Rivalry but still feeling lonely in romance in “triste por não viver um romance”. At the same time, they project a tough, sharp-tongued exterior, joking about bans and insults like “levei ban enterno no roblox so pq chamei uma cis de prostituta e ameacei ela de morte” and dragging idols or groups they dislike in multiple tweets about LE SSERAFIM. The song’s theme of acting strong while feeling deeply underneath mirrors their bio, “everything is romantic,” and their mix of fangirl passion, petty fights, and soft-core melancholy across their timeline. Overall, it captures someone who laughs through the drama, loves hard (especially their faves), but is constantly negotiating between being a crybaby and pretending they’re unbothered.
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