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Gary embodies Comic Book Guy through his hyper-critical obsession with animation continuity and a cynical, gatekeeping attitude toward his favorite media. He frequently lashes out at minor production errors, such as when he posted, “I KNEW I WASNT TRIPPING... they fricking retconned 16s skin color im gonna be sick”, or when he criticized a technical oversight by saying, “hope somebody got fired for that blunder!”. Like the Simpsons character, he views himself as a superior 'real fan' compared to others, elitistly claiming, “Wasting my time with you coons that drool at modern effortslop bfdi. Real fans like me analyze it”. His feed is a constant stream of 'Worst. Episode. Ever.' energy, exemplified by his dramatic declaration: “I genuinely hate bfdi and its 'die hard' fans”.

Your MBTI personality Type
Gary exhibits Introversion (I) through his solitary, analytical focus on media and niche theories, frequently expressing frustration with social trends and “everyone blocking me”. His Intuition (N) is dominant in his obsessive search for deep lore and patterns, such as his “yoyleite theory” and speculation on character roles. He leans heavily toward Thinking (T), prioritizing technical precision and blunt critique over social harmony, even admitting “Knowing more about bfdi assets than basically everyone... really pisses me off”. Finally, his Judging (J) trait appears in his rigid standards for animation quality and his disdain for the lack of order in the community, evidenced by his complaints about “racist joke[s]” and poorly executed shifts in character design.

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OSC analyst and animation enthusiast. Once predicted the entire Yoyleite theory while visiting Tokyo. Dedicated to chronicling the evolution of object shows.– @SigmaballBfdi

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This drink captures the chaotic energy of a 'real fan' who is “genuinely speechless how brain dead the osc had become.” The vibrant yellow-orange hue is a direct nod to their obsession with retconned palettes, specifically when they shouted: “I KNEW I WASNT TRIPPING THEY WERE YELLOW/ORANGE.” The high alcohol content reflects a user who has “had enough” and isn't afraid to use strong language when their “yoyleite theory” is questioned. Despite the bitter bite of their critiques, the 'God loves you' bio suggests a complex layer represented by the sweet gummy garnish, though you'll mostly taste the salt from someone who thinks “jacknjellify just fucking hates idfb.”

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Gary displays a distinct Ravenclaw focus on analytical precision and critical observation within his niche interest. He takes pride in his deep knowledge of technical details, noting that “Knowing more about bfdi assets than basically everyone that can't pay attention to 1 second of detail really pisses me off”. His tendency to prioritize logical consistency and lore over emotional attachment is evident when he claims, “Real fans like me analyze it instead of yurimaxxing”. Gary’s analytical nature is further highlighted by his insistence on accuracy regarding character designs, such as his repeated assertions that “TENNISBALL IS YELLOW” and his frustration over perceived retcons of skin colors. This commitment to detail, theory-crafting, and intellectual superiority over 'average' fans aligns him most closely with the house of wit and learning.

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Gary displays a profound love-hate relationship with the Object Show Community, often oscillating between intense analysis and pure disdain. He explicitly states, “I genuinely hate bfdi and its 'die hard' fans”, yet his entire feed is dedicated to obsessing over minute details like asset errors and skin color retcons. His aggression is palpable when he yells at others to “SHUT THE FUCK UP” for preferring certain seasons, or when he laments that he is “so tired of this show”. Despite this constant frustration and the fact that he is “Wasting my time with you coons”, he remains deeply entrenched in the fandom. This cycle of misery and hyper-fixation perfectly mirrors the song's theme of being stuck in an exhausting, toxic attachment.

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