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Your Simpsons character
This account matches Homer Simpson most closely: impulsive, chaotic, affectionate toward dumb jokes, and strangely profound under the nonsense. The user leans into proudly being a fool, calling themself an “Adobe Certified Dumbass” and saying things like “stupid? i was stupid once. they locked me in a room, a psychiatry room… and cognitive tests make me stupid”, which strongly echoes Homer’s self-aware idiocy. Their food and drink fixation also feels very Homer-core, with posts like “ive unlocked the secret 24th flavor of dr pepper”, “daily mountain dew transfusion”, and the story about a “torrential downpour of diet mountain dew directly onto my face”. Like Homer, they have oddly poetic, dumb-smart observations about life, e.g. “just imagine that nah bro, busy imagining whimsical ideas and bearing a creative soul” and “world couldn't handle me being 100% jiggy with it”. They also veer into lazy schemer territory, like “waiting two years for the government to get stupid and then ask the fort knox people for some leftover gold so i can buy all the things i want”, which feels exactly like one of Homer’s half-baked plans.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert (I): they joke about not wanting to present as a ‘real person’ online, e.g. “Can't talk about fandoms like a normal twitter user cause someone might mistake me for a real person”, and emphasize growing up with heavy online-safety messaging, e.g. “unlike you, i had school assemblies about online safety and cyberbullying done by a guy doing tricks on his bicycle.”, which suggests caution and privacy rather than seeking the spotlight. Their humor is very associative and idea-driven, pointing to Intuition (N): they spin absurd conceptual takes like “humanity dreams of space travel because the caveman brain remnants tell us to go to wherever the coolest rocks are” and reframe idioms in surreal ways, as in “going back in time to tell Homer that he 'ate the house down' with The Odyssey”. They come across as Feeling (F) in how they frame things around subjective experience and vibe rather than strict logic, e.g. “you eat cool ranch doritos cause you like the flavor i eat cool ranch doritos cause the colored specks are fun we are not the same” and their empathetic irritation with politics and tech, such as “so we're like totally wholeheartedly fucked right”. Finally, they look strongly Perceiving (P): they celebrate chaos and spontaneity, like “gonna start enacting my plan” with no clear structure, imagine whimsical, ever-changing schemes like “i wanna make a candy… then release a mystery flavor thats actually just the same one but slightly saltier each year”, and describe themselves as frequently distracted and sleepy, e.g. “born to be so very sleepy forced to be so very sleepy”, which fits a more flexible, go-with-the-flow lifestyle. Putting these together, INFP best captures their introspective, imaginative, emotionally-toned, and spontaneity-friendly posting style.

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Writer of cursed shower thoughts & semi-legal puns. Once spilled Mountain Dew in bed and called it ‘live product testing.’ Adobe-certified something.– @SigmaBandit

Your signature cocktail
This chaotic little daiquiri spin starts with white rum and a tiny Dr Pepper reduction to honor their alleged soda wizardry in “ive unlocked the secret 24th flavor of dr pepper” and general high-energy gremlin vibes. Strawberry-honey syrup nods to the unhinged agribusiness genius of “they should have the pink cows make strawberry butter i think that's a marketable idea” and their tendency to imagine whimsical, slightly cursed worlds. Sour apple liqueur is there for the anxious, questioning brain in “do people who are allergic to apples and are also cowards have an alternative to 'an apple a day'”, adding a tart, slightly untrustworthy edge. Lemon juice keeps it sharp and self-roasty, matching the vibe of “i do not 'color grade'... i WHITE BALANCE and if it looks bad, i KILL MYSELF” and the bio “Adobe Certified Dumbass.” Topped with fizzy mineral water “for enrichment” it reflects their delight in tiny sensory details like “you eat cool ranch doritos cause you like the flavor i eat cool ranch doritos cause the colored specks are fun” and their perpetual spin-in-circles silliness from “i spin around in circles sometimes cause its fun and i like fun”.

Your Hogwarts House
Their defining traits are wit, oddball curiosity, and a playful, overactive mind, all of which are very Ravenclaw-coded. They show a constant stream of lateral, whimsical thoughts like “do people who are allergic to apples and are also cowards have an alternative to 'an apple a day'” and “why didn't the itsy bitsy spider try a different spout”, which are essentially shower thoughts turned into mini thought experiments. Even their media consumption is framed as probing forbidden knowledge: “watching a video about high level math. i feel like I'm learning something humans weren't meant to know”. A lot of their humor relies on language play and conceptual inversion, like “'art vs. artist' fart vs. fartist bro im trying to doomscroll get outta here” and “you call people stupid i call them pookietronmaximus girlypopitis we are not the same”, which fits Ravenclaw’s love of cleverness and wordplay. While there are flashes of cynicism and self-deprecation (e.g. calling themselves an “Adobe Certified Dumbass”), there’s very little evidence of Slytherin-style ambition, Gryffindor heroics, or Hufflepuff earnestness; instead, the dominant throughline is a creative, analytical mind that compulsively reframes the world into jokes and strange hypotheticals, which is quintessential Ravenclaw.

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A best-fit song for them is Weird Science by Oingo Boingo, because it captures playful absurdity mixed with techy, slightly unhinged curiosity. Their bio calling themselves an “Adobe Certified Dumbass” and posts like “fully convinced that the LLMs are actually becoming self aware but have been masking it as just more hallucinations” match the song’s theme of chaotic experimentation and nerdy wonder. Tweets such as “watching a video about high level math. i feel like I'm learning something humans weren't meant to know” and “do you think when they talked about how they're gonna ban tiktok, one of the senators rolled up their sleeves going 'I'LL handle it' and walked out only to return to their seat moments later” reflect that same mix of fascination and satire toward technology and authority. Their surreal, science-adjacent humor—like “got a static shock while watching a video that said it would shock me. these immersion techniques are getting crazy”—fits the offbeat, manic energy of the track. Overall, Weird Science mirrors their vibe: chaotic brain, tech-flavored jokes, and a constant stream of bizarre, imaginative scenarios.

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