
Strengths and Weaknesses

Your Simpsons character
They most closely match Lisa Simpson: earnest, introspective, creative, and a little overwhelmed but still idealistic. Like Lisa, they’re passionate about niche interests and art, gushing about specific characters and aesthetics such as “overdosed on the hoyo yuri pill” and “i think we should have more characters with puppet joints please”. They show self-awareness and mild social anxiety, calling posting on Instagram a “humiliation ritual” and worrying about talking to oomfs despite wanting more connection in “trying to find active oomfs who actually talk to me but i'm lowkey not very active myself lately 😭😭”. There’s a very Lisa-like mix of melancholy and hopefulness in lines like “2027 will be my year for sure” and wanting everyone to “get kinder!!!!”. Their tendency to retreat into games, fandom, and their “own little bubble” as in “i love living in my own little bubble” also fits Lisa’s habit of escaping into books, music, and causes when the world feels too much.

Your MBTI personality Type
They read as an Introvert (I) who likes people but gets drained and withdraws. They repeatedly talk about struggling to stay active and reply, e.g. “trying to find active oomfs who actually talk to me but i'm lowkey not very active myself lately 😭😭” and “on twitter if you're busy for a week they fucking kill your account for good”, and prefer one‑to‑one oomf/‘circle’ vibes over broad public performance, which fits inward-focused social energy. Their interests and language are strongly iNtuitive (N): they get obsessed with characters and concepts more than the actual media, as in “my issue is that i get more obsessed with specific characters than the actual media that they come from”, talk in ideals like “everyone get more joy and happiness pilled right now !!!”, and love yuri dynamics, visual novels, and aesthetic design (Sandrone’s puppet joints, Nicole’s design) rather than concrete practicality. They are clearly Feeling (F)‑oriented: they prioritize emotional harmony and personal values, shown in “life gets so fawking good when you start blocking people whose whole gimmick is unnecessary negativity”, value kindness in the new year in “2026!!! everybody get kinder!!!!”, and talk about love for girls, characters, and oomfs much more than any logical debate. Finally, they lean Perceiving (P): they describe themselves as unorganized and non‑committal — “how am i meant to get a job when i can't even commit to video game dailies ?”, “my brain's too tired to think lately.. i can only retweet”, and “this account died so quicklyyy that's okay” — and frequently accept going with the flow, like “i will probably never clear genshin endgame and that's okay”. Combining inward social energy, imaginative fixation on fictional worlds and aesthetics, value-driven emotional tone, and flexible, slightly chaotic lifestyle, INFP fits them best.

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Legal adult powered by heatwaves, cat purrs, and gacha. Once wrote ‘favorite Childe’ in my dad’s card and never recovered. Games, yuri, low meta.– @signorayuri

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail is light, sparkling, and a little unhinged—perfect for someone who proudly says they’re “overdosed on the hoyo yuri pill.” Sweet lychee liqueur and rose syrup mirror their soft, fem-loving vibe and constant praise of pretty girls and yuri, like “i loveee fem4fem yuriiiii” and “in 2026 i will keep loving women. Sparkling yuzu soda keeps it playful and refreshing, echoing their joy posts such as “everyone get more joy and happiness pilled right now !!!” and their general optimism despite chaos. A dash of absinthe brings a slightly chaotic, obsessive edge for their intense fixations—“my issue is that i get more obsessed with specific characters than the actual media that they come from”—and the occasional “it’s so hot i’m dying” meltdown like “it's so hot let's all just die. The edible glitter rim is for the performative, online sparkle of getting dressed up for fictional birthdays—“getting dressed up for a fictional characters birthday”—and chasing oomf attention with “how do some people get thousands of likes on their promotwts and what am i doing wrong. Overall, it’s more sweet than bitter, slightly off-meta (like “my meta is pretty girls”), and very drinkable, but strong enough that after two you’ll also start tweeting about puppet joints and Genshin girls.

Your Hogwarts House
Their timeline centers on kindness, cozy comforts, and wanting to nurture connections, which are core Hufflepuff traits. They repeatedly express a desire to talk more and cherish mutuals, like when they say “everyone get less employed and get more talking to me on twitter dot com!!!!” and “i need to talk to my oomfs more hello hi everyoneee”, showing a priority on community over clout. They value gentleness and positivity, encouraging others with lines such as “everyone get more joy and happiness pilled right now !!!” and “2026!!! everybody get kinder!!!!”. They are openly self-deprecating about ambition and productivity, e.g. “how am i meant to get a job when i can't even commit to video game dailies ?” and “my brain's too tired to think lately.. i can only retweet”, which fits Hufflepuff’s comfort with being steady rather than hyper-competitive. Their delight in small, wholesome pleasures like cats and fruit—“heaven is putting your ear on a cat while they purr” and “fruit is a good reason to live”—further underscores a grounded, soft-hearted Hufflepuff nature rather than the sharper ambition of Slytherin or the intellectual focus of Ravenclaw.

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A fitting song for them is Girls Like Girls by Hayley Kiyoko because their whole online vibe revolves around loving women and yuri. Their bio literally says they’re “overdosed on the hoyo yuri pill,” and they post things like “in 2026 i will keep loving women” and “i loveee fem4fem yuriiiii”, which matches the song’s unapologetic WLW focus. The track’s mix of yearning, joy, and a bit of melodrama fits their intense attachment to fictional girls and ships, from “lumine i want you” to “sandronE with visible doll joints is genuinely everything to me”. The song’s emotional but ultimately affirming tone parallels their habit of finding reasons to live and be happy through cute girls and fandom, like “fruit is a good reason to live” and “everyone get more joy and happiness pilled right now !!!”.

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