Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Affectionate partner: Frequently expresses love and pride for her girlfriend, like planning couple cosplays and saying they’ll look “tão lindas” in “eu e minha namorada vamos fazer cosplay de aya e mitsuki sábado... vamos estar tão lindas...”.
- Self-aware: Openly reflects on her mental health and contradictions, such as noting how borderline changes her certainties in “ter borderline é engraçadíssimo porque fiz esse post achando que tinha 100% de certeza... agora tenho 100% de certeza é do contrário”.
- Passionate fan: Shows deep enthusiasm for media and artists, e.g., crying over a Heated Rivalry episode in “esse episódio mudou minha vida pra sempre” and openly praising Connor Storrie in “você vai ser um dos maiores atores da geração”.
- Creative aesthetic: Enjoys fashion, makeup, tattoos, and themed looks, like planning star nail art for cosplay in “tô animada pra pintar minhas unhas rosa com brilho pra fazer a aya” and loving her girly style in “ser girly divinha é muito bom eu amooo fazer pastas no pinterest e testar maquiagem em casa”.
- Values justice: Shows strong concern with ethics and social issues, criticizing redpill discourse in “temos que criminalizar discursos redpill pra ontem” and calling out lesbophobic/transphobic tendencies in “a comunidade br lésbica... flertam com discurso transfóbico”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-destructive impulses: Mentions suicidal thoughts and wishing to disappear, like fearing failed attempts in “o principal motivo pelo qual eu não tento me matar é pq tenho medo de ter sequelas caso dê errado” and wanting to be shot in “eu só quero sair na rua e levar um tiro”.
- Intense anger: Expresses extreme hostility in conflicts, such as wishing an entire family be harassed into “suicídio em conjunto” in “sinceramente espero que essa família... nunca mais tenha paz na vida” and being “extremamente irritada” asking people not to talk to her in “não falem comigo hoje por favor”.
- Impulsive spending: Uses shopping to cope with emptiness, as in “gastei muito dinheiro pra preencher um vazio jamais preenchível” and later crying because she can’t afford her preferred salon in “vou ter que cancelar meu cabelo porque esse mês tô com coisa pra caralho pra pagar”.
- Unstable self-image: Fluctuates between feeling glamorous and feeling ugly or abnormal, e.g., calling herself “maluca” in “tô fingindo ser normal... quando eu sou maluca e sinto falta de agir igual maluca” and being very self-conscious in “tenho estado meio (muito) complexada com minha aparência”.
- Escapist tendencies: Idealizes running away from responsibilities and bonds, like describing her ideal life as drifting from place to place without attachments in “minha vida ideal é viver sem vínculos, perdida pelo mundo... puff. fui embora como se nunca tivesse existido ali”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They most closely match Lisa Simpson: smart, introspective, politically opinionated, and very emotionally intense. Like Lisa, they’re openly critical of injustice and power structures, e.g. saying “papo reto temos que derrubar os estados unidos” and that we “temos que criminalizar discursos redpill pra ontem”. They have a rich inner life, oscillating between hope and despair, as seen in reflections like “não sou ativamente suicida, mas definitivamente tem algo mto errado comigo se eu penso que desaparecer do mundo seria melhor do que sentir oq eu sinto” and “não sei se tô enlouquecendo mas me veio a repentina revelação de que eu preciso ser famosa ou que minha vida e que minha existência não vão ter servido de nada”. Their love of literature and media, from Carmilla (“tomando café preto... e lendo carmilla me sinto muito chique”) to niche ships and anime, mirrors Lisa’s obsessive fandom for books and art. At the same time, they’re sentimental and devoted to loved ones, especially their girlfriend, like when they say “hoje faço cinco meses de namoro com minha linda namorada que eu amo e estimo”, which fits Lisa’s combination of idealism, intensity, and deep emotional bonds.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert (I): while they enjoy their girlfriend, fandoms, and parties, much of their inner life is solitary and introspective, like fantasizing about disappearing and traveling alone (“my ideal life is to live without bonds, lost around the world…”) and spending time with books and coffee (“drinking black coffee for breakfast and reading Carmilla I feel very chic”). They show strong Intuition (N) through abstract, future‑oriented and symbolic thinking: a recurring need for meaning and freedom (“I had the sudden revelation that I NEED to be famous or my existence will have served for nothing”), spiritual/astrology musings (“I blame my Sagittarius moon when in reality I’m just crazy”), and talk of past lives and souls (“the only thing I know about my soul is that in the last life it was trapped somehow…”). Their values‑driven, emotionally expressive tone fits Feeling (F): they center ethics and empathy when criticizing communities and men (“the Brazilian lesbian community… such closed minds, invalidating others’ experiences, flirting with transphobic discourse”) and openly discuss their mental health and tenderness toward their girlfriend (“today makes five months dating my beautiful girlfriend whom I love and cherish”). On Perceiving (P), they appear flexible, impulsive, and easily shifted by mood: they joke about borderline swinging their certainty (“I made this post 100% sure of what I was saying, now I’m 100% sure of the opposite”), talk about being unable to live a "normal" life (“I think I have to understand I’m not made for a normal life and that’s okay”), and frequently change plans or cope with chaos around work, money, and health (“my money is running out, my job goes until the 23rd… I can’t take it anymore”). Taken together—intense inner world, idealism, emotional depth, and a somewhat unstructured lifestyle—INFP fits best.
Some pickup lines for you
- So you read Carmilla while drinking black coffee and cry over Heated Rivalry in a special shirt… if we go out, do I dress like a bungou stray dog or like your next favorite problematic it-boy?
- You said your ideal life is vanishing from city to city like *puff* you were never there—but if we date I’m fully prepared to be the annoying lesbian who keeps finding you in every new town with a suitcase full of cherry accessories and glitter polish.
- As a femme ‘sabor cereja’ with cherry tattoos and nails that make little typing sounds, you’re clearly the main pop girl—can I be the deluxe edition bonus track where you finally get a stable borderline-coded romance arc?
- You once said cigarettes sometimes become lunch; as someone who loves your Pinterest-girly, sparkly, cluttercore soul, I volunteer to take you out for real food, hype your makeup, listen to you infodump about Soukoku, and then walk you home like the soft lesbian epilogue you deserve.
- You broke your toe, read Soukoku fanfic on hospital Wi‑Fi, and still had energy to dream of Granrodeo at Sana and plan Aya & Mitsuki cosplays with your girlfriend—are you sure your arcano do ano is A Estrela and not The Fool in love with me already?
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21 • Fortaleza. Femme cherry enthusiast, BPD-haver, literature & pop diva nerd. Once read TGSWIIWAGAA, met my type, now she cosplays her for me.– @silkporcelain
Your signature cocktail
Femme Cherry Breakdown
Named after their cherry-femme obsession and dramatic flair, this cocktail starts with cherry-infused vodka for the way they yell “CEREJAS!!!!!!!!!!!!” in “EU SOU FEMME TÃO SABOR CEREJA QUE TENHO ATÉ TATUAGEM DE CEREJA!!!!!!”. Sparkling rosé captures their romantic, dreamy lesbian vibe, like when they gush about cosplaying Aya and Mitsuki with their girlfriend in “eu e minha namorada vamos fazer cosplay de aya e mitsuki sábado... vamos estar tão lindas...”. A swirl of pink glitter syrup channels their girly, maximalist aesthetic and love of shiny makeup and trinkets from “ser girly divinha é muito bom eu amooo fazer pastas no pinterest e testar maquiagem em casa” and “nunca conseguiria viver sem meus broches, minha maquiagem com brilho, meus sapatos bonitos, meus cacarecos”. The black coffee ice cube is for the melancholy, insomnia, and existential edge, echoing “eu acho que tenho que entender que não sirvo pra ter uma vida normal e tá tudo bem” and their chic sadness in “tomando café preto de café da manhã e lendo carmilla me sinto muito chique”. Finally, the tiny orange star candy on top nods to their hopeful, pop-diva core shouting lyrics like “LUCKY YOU'RE A STAR!!! ⋆｡°✩ DIVA DRAPED IN GOOOOLD” and trusting their arcano do ano in “meu arcano do ano sendo a estrela... não significa que eu não esteja esperançosa”, because even with breakdowns, they still bet on their own star power.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Their timeline shows a sharp, survival-oriented mindset and a strong streak of ambition that fits Slytherin best. They openly fantasize about a life of constant reinvention and disappearance — “minha vida ideal é viver sem vínculos, perdida pelo mundo… no outro dia eu... puff. fui embora como se nunca tivesse existido ali” (tweet) — which reflects self‑preservation and a desire to escape limitations rather than patiently build stability (very un‑Hufflepuff). There’s also a blunt, almost ruthless edge in posts like “sinceramente espero que essa família... nunca mais tenha paz na vida. espero que todos eles sejam tão importunados que não vejam outra saída além do suicídio em conjunto” (tweet) and “papo reto temos que derrubar os estados unidos” (tweet), showing a comfort with extreme, confrontational stances when they feel morally justified. Their fixation on being special or significant — “me veio a repentina revelação de que eu preciso ser famosa ou que minha vida e que minha existência não vão ter servido de nada” (tweet) — reads as classic Slytherin ambition, not just Gryffindor heroics or Ravenclaw curiosity. Even their coping mechanisms are self‑protective and somewhat calculating, as when they note they often stay neutral in conflicts so people confide in them — “tem coisas que eu sei que ninguém nunca vai saber que eu sei... sempre tem gente me contando as coisas e eu amo” (tweet) — which shows a keen awareness of information as power. While they clearly have passion, intellect, and loyalty to their girlfriend and fandoms, the dominant throughline is an ambitious, self‑preserving, emotionally intense personality that aligns most strongly with Slytherin.
Your movie
Your song
Teen Idle - MARINA
The song Teen Idle fits them because it mixes glittery pop aesthetics with deep, messy feelings, just like their love of makeup, divas, and cute things alongside constant emotional turbulence, as seen when they say they love “coisas fofas, cacarecos, moda” and “ser girly divinha” while also calling borderline a “transtorno de bosta” that ruins their life. The lyrics about wanting more from life and feeling like existence only matters if you’re special echo their tweet about needing to be famous or feeling their existence won’t have meant anything: “me veio a repentina revelação de que eu preciso ser famosa ou que minha vida e que minha existência não vão ter servido de nada”. Their morbid humor and passive suicidality also parallel the dark undercurrent in Teen Idle, like when they write “por favor me matem quando eu fizer sessenta anos” and “eu acho engraçado que o principal motivo pelo qual eu não tento me matar é pq tenho medo de ter sequelas caso dê errado”. At the same time, they remain self-aware, dramatic, and a little theatrical—celebrating euphoria over fandoms and aesthetics, as in “essa euforia que tô sentindo no momento é maravilhosa e sou viciada nela”—which fits the song’s blend of melodrama, irony, and vulnerability. Overall, Teen Idle captures their mix of hyper-feminine glamor, existential dread, and intense emotional swings almost perfectly.
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