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Your Simpsons character
Lisa fits best because this user mixes intensity, overthinking, and idealism with a lot of emotional volatility, much like Lisa’s dramatic inner world. They openly talk about stress and feeling unwell or depressed, such as saying they are “completely alucinada maluca instável” in “sou doente completamente alucinada maluca instável isso não é normal” and “tô muito estressada de vdd porra” in “eu tô muito estressada de vdd porra”, which echoes Lisa’s tendency toward anxiety and existential dread. There is also a strong ethical/political streak and sharp judgment, like “colocaram uma vagabunda usando essa sionista de shape na minha tml eu vou cometer um CRIME.” and “lave a sua boca antes de querer comparar a minha princesa de cabelos longos com o bosta do naoya que SÓ é um misógino nojento sem desenvolvimento algum.”, similar to Lisa’s moral fervor. At the same time, they’re romantic, obsessive, and searching for deep connection, like in “eu quero um conturbado cheio de ida e volta com muito ódio envolvido mas um amor que ultrapassa todas as explicações humanas” and “quatro anos tentando superar aí fia isso não é normal não”, which fits Lisa’s longing for intense, meaningful relationships. Their nerdy/media-obsessed side — constantly referencing anime, games, and shows as in “treinando pra entrar nesse tal do jogo do abate e ajudar meu menor itadori” and “nós mulheres meio princess carolyn” — also matches Lisa’s bookish, fandom-oriented personality, just filtered through a more chaotic, adult, online persona.

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They lean Extrovert: they constantly reference social dynamics, mutuals and drama, e.g. “stalkeando os mutuals”, “não tem nada que eu goste mais do que brigar no chat desse jogo só pra irritar incel”, and talk about wanting a friend group and a base, as in “quero uma base e amigos”. Their style is clearly iNtuitive, focused on emotional/romantic idealization and overarching narratives (e.g. “eu quero um conturbado cheio de ida e volta com muito ódio envolvido mas um amor que ultrapassa todas as explicações humanas…”) rather than concrete, sensory detail. They are strongly Feeling: they react in emotional, value-laden language, like “eu tô muito estressada de vdd porra”, “ah mano esses negócio me deixam muito chateada não ironicamente”, and defend characters on moral grounds in “lave a sua boca antes de querer comparar a minha princesa…”. Their life appears spontaneous and mood-driven rather than structured, suggesting Perceiving: they bounce between obsessions (“olá eu tenho uma nova obsessão”), joke repeatedly about deactivating on impulse (“DESATIVAAAAA.”, “vou desativar”), and say “preciso de algo que me anime de novo mas tá difícil” rather than describing plans. Combining expressive sociability, romantic idealism, intense feelings, and spontaneity, ENFP fits best.

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alt • fyodor | polyam, anime, girl dinner & chaos | once dreamed Tarantino sat beside me on the bus and I’ve been writing fanfic ever since– @silkypawss

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This drink starts with bold Brazilian cachaça for their chaotic, horny, slightly unhinged confidence, the same energy as “bebida droga e sexo muita muita droga e sexo” and “quero aquilo que começa com a letrinha D”. Blackberry liqueur adds a dark sweetness for the obsessive romance and drama of “eu quero um conturbado cheio de ida e volta com muito ódio envolvido mas um amor que ultrapassa todas as explicações humanas”. Fresh lime juice cuts through with sharp acidity for the way they drag people and complain about everything, like “é sempre as mesmas panelas fazendo as mesmas bases pqp inova essa merda caralho” and “chata pra um caralho vsf”. A float of sparkling rosé represents their soft, romantic core and multiple lovers, echoing “hoje é aniversário de um dos meus namorados” and the non-monogamy in “a parte ruim da não monogamia é que perde o tesão de trair”. Finally, a dash of bitters captures the depressive, off-the-edge vibe of “tive um pico de felicidade mas já passou” and “hoje é segunda feira e eu quero me matar !!! (´∩。• ᵕ •。∩)”, making it strong, slightly bitter, and dangerously addictive—just like them.

Your Hogwarts House
Their tweets show a sharp, confrontational edge and pleasure in conflict that fits Slytherin’s assertive, combative streak more than any other house, like when they say they love to argue just to provoke certain people: “não tem nada que eu goste mais do que brigar no chat desse jogo só pra irritar incel”. There’s also a recurring theme of calculated social maneuvering and reinvention, as in “eu quando falo bosta e ao invés de pedir desculpas e assumir que errei, vou lá e faço outra conta com outro pp e estrago ele também, ne amiga”, which suggests a flexible, self‑preserving approach rather than straightforward Hufflepuff honesty. They openly crave intense, messy, high-stakes relationships: “eu quero um conturbado cheio de ida e volta com muito ódio envolvido mas um amor que ultrapassa todas as explicações humanas…”, which aligns with Slytherin’s taste for passion, drama, and deep attachment rather than calm stability. Even their humor leans into power and dominance—“e a alfa sou EU.” and “a alfa que me pegou”—hinting at ambition, hierarchy, and self-positioning as a leading figure. While they show vulnerability and melancholy, the overall pattern is someone who protects themselves with sharp wit, enjoys stirring the pot, and gravitates toward intensity and control, which is quintessentially Slytherin.

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MARINA’s Teen Idle fits them because it mixes dark humor, self-destructive thoughts, and a craving for messy intensity, just like their timeline. They casually swing between despair and joking about death, for example saying “hoje é segunda feira e eu quero me matar !!! (´∩。• ᵕ •。∩)” and describing themselves as “sou doente completamente alucinada maluca instável isso não é normal”. The song’s obsession with chaotic, unhealthy romance mirrors their wish for a relationship that is “um conturbado cheio de ida e volta com muito ódio envolvido mas um amor que ultrapassa todas as explicações humanas”. Like the narrator of Teen Idle, they’re hyper-aware of their own instability and melancholy, admitting they’re “tô cismada com um negócio que não passa nunca tô ficando doente” while still chasing pleasure with lines like “bebida droga e sexo muita muita droga e sexo”. This blend of depressive introspection, self-sabotage, and glamorized chaos is exactly the emotional core of Teen Idle.

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