Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally expressive: Openly shares feelings from love to stress, e.g. “eu tô muito estressada de vdd porra” and “e eu sigo muito apaixonada e obcecada”.
- Affectionate: Shows strong warmth for partners and characters, like “hoje é aniversário de um dos meus namorados” and “MEU AMOR”.
- Humorous: Uses jokes and exaggerated reactions, e.g. “gente 😁💔 meu marido faleceu na covid ... e estou feliz” and “isso me diverte muito kkkKKkjkkKKKKHJJJKKKKKH”.
- Passionate: Shows intense investment in fandoms and relationships, like defending characters in “lave a sua boca antes de querer comparar a minha princesa...” and obsessing in “olá eu tenho uma nova obsessão”.
- Confrontationally brave: Willing to confront people, e.g. “não tem nada que eu goste mais do que brigar no chat desse jogo só pra irritar incel” and calling things out in “é sempre as mesmas panelas fazendo as mesmas bases pqp inova essa merda caralho”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-destructive: Makes posts about wanting to die, e.g. “hoje é segunda feira e eu quero me matar !!!” and jokes about going off in “DESATIVAAAAA.”.
- Emotionally volatile: Describes themselves as unstable and swings quickly, e.g. “sou doente completamente alucinada maluca instável isso não é normal” and “tive um pico de felicidade mas já passou”.
- Conflict-prone: Leans into fights and drama, like “não tem nada que eu goste mais do que brigar no chat desse jogo só pra irritar incel” and mocking others in “eu quando falo bosta ... estrago ele também, ne amiga”.
- Rumination-prone: Stays stuck on issues for years, e.g. “quatro anos tentando superar aí fia isso não é normal não” and “tô cismada com um negócio que não passa nunca tô ficando doente”.
- Chronic dissatisfaction: Frequently expresses discouragement and lack of motivation, like “que desânimo caralho”, “preciso de algo que me anime de novo mas tá difícil”, and “meu círculo de amigos meio que sumiu...”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Lisa fits best because this user mixes intensity, overthinking, and idealism with a lot of emotional volatility, much like Lisa’s dramatic inner world. They openly talk about stress and feeling unwell or depressed, such as saying they are “completely alucinada maluca instável” in “sou doente completamente alucinada maluca instável isso não é normal” and “tô muito estressada de vdd porra” in “eu tô muito estressada de vdd porra”, which echoes Lisa’s tendency toward anxiety and existential dread. There is also a strong ethical/political streak and sharp judgment, like “colocaram uma vagabunda usando essa sionista de shape na minha tml eu vou cometer um CRIME.” and “lave a sua boca antes de querer comparar a minha princesa de cabelos longos com o bosta do naoya que SÓ é um misógino nojento sem desenvolvimento algum.”, similar to Lisa’s moral fervor. At the same time, they’re romantic, obsessive, and searching for deep connection, like in “eu quero um conturbado cheio de ida e volta com muito ódio envolvido mas um amor que ultrapassa todas as explicações humanas” and “quatro anos tentando superar aí fia isso não é normal não”, which fits Lisa’s longing for intense, meaningful relationships. Their nerdy/media-obsessed side — constantly referencing anime, games, and shows as in “treinando pra entrar nesse tal do jogo do abate e ajudar meu menor itadori” and “nós mulheres meio princess carolyn” — also matches Lisa’s bookish, fandom-oriented personality, just filtered through a more chaotic, adult, online persona.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extrovert: they constantly reference social dynamics, mutuals and drama, e.g. “stalkeando os mutuals”, “não tem nada que eu goste mais do que brigar no chat desse jogo só pra irritar incel”, and talk about wanting a friend group and a base, as in “quero uma base e amigos”. Their style is clearly iNtuitive, focused on emotional/romantic idealization and overarching narratives (e.g. “eu quero um conturbado cheio de ida e volta com muito ódio envolvido mas um amor que ultrapassa todas as explicações humanas…”) rather than concrete, sensory detail. They are strongly Feeling: they react in emotional, value-laden language, like “eu tô muito estressada de vdd porra”, “ah mano esses negócio me deixam muito chateada não ironicamente”, and defend characters on moral grounds in “lave a sua boca antes de querer comparar a minha princesa…”. Their life appears spontaneous and mood-driven rather than structured, suggesting Perceiving: they bounce between obsessions (“olá eu tenho uma nova obsessão”), joke repeatedly about deactivating on impulse (“DESATIVAAAAA.”, “vou desativar”), and say “preciso de algo que me anime de novo mas tá difícil” rather than describing plans. Combining expressive sociability, romantic idealism, intense feelings, and spontaneity, ENFP fits best.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said you’re “dividida entre o tesão e a depressão” — let me help with the first one and distract you from the second by being your personalized mix of drugs, sex, and The Cure playlist.
- You training for the Culling Game to help your “menor Itadori” is cute, but plot twist: the real mission is surviving a conturbado, ida-e-volta situationship comigo, daquele que você nunca esquece.
- You called yourself “bbmelancólica” and said a life without The Cure is colorless — if we ever date, I promise you late-night The Cure, 23:23 wishes, and someone who actually stays when that “pico de felicidade” passes.
- You mourning Calvin Harris doing a free show in Brazil while you’re not going just proves you deserve reparations — starting with me taking you out for a ‘girl dinner’ and being your private DJ instead.
- Non-monogamy might have “tirado o tesão de trair”, but imagine the thrill of introducing your namorados to the person who wants to be the marmita do trisal inteiro: hi, I volunteer as tribute.
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alt • fyodor | polyam, anime, girl dinner & chaos | once dreamed Tarantino sat beside me on the bus and I’ve been writing fanfic ever since– @silkypawss
Your signature cocktail
Melancólica Alfa on the Rocks
This drink starts with bold Brazilian cachaça for their chaotic, horny, slightly unhinged confidence, the same energy as “bebida droga e sexo muita muita droga e sexo” and “quero aquilo que começa com a letrinha D”. Blackberry liqueur adds a dark sweetness for the obsessive romance and drama of “eu quero um conturbado cheio de ida e volta com muito ódio envolvido mas um amor que ultrapassa todas as explicações humanas”. Fresh lime juice cuts through with sharp acidity for the way they drag people and complain about everything, like “é sempre as mesmas panelas fazendo as mesmas bases pqp inova essa merda caralho” and “chata pra um caralho vsf”. A float of sparkling rosé represents their soft, romantic core and multiple lovers, echoing “hoje é aniversário de um dos meus namorados” and the non-monogamy in “a parte ruim da não monogamia é que perde o tesão de trair”. Finally, a dash of bitters captures the depressive, off-the-edge vibe of “tive um pico de felicidade mas já passou” and “hoje é segunda feira e eu quero me matar !!! (´∩｡• ᵕ •｡∩)”, making it strong, slightly bitter, and dangerously addictive—just like them.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Their tweets show a sharp, confrontational edge and pleasure in conflict that fits Slytherin’s assertive, combative streak more than any other house, like when they say they love to argue just to provoke certain people: “não tem nada que eu goste mais do que brigar no chat desse jogo só pra irritar incel”. There’s also a recurring theme of calculated social maneuvering and reinvention, as in “eu quando falo bosta e ao invés de pedir desculpas e assumir que errei, vou lá e faço outra conta com outro pp e estrago ele também, ne amiga”, which suggests a flexible, self‑preserving approach rather than straightforward Hufflepuff honesty. They openly crave intense, messy, high-stakes relationships: “eu quero um conturbado cheio de ida e volta com muito ódio envolvido mas um amor que ultrapassa todas as explicações humanas…”, which aligns with Slytherin’s taste for passion, drama, and deep attachment rather than calm stability. Even their humor leans into power and dominance—“e a alfa sou EU.” and “a alfa que me pegou”—hinting at ambition, hierarchy, and self-positioning as a leading figure. While they show vulnerability and melancholy, the overall pattern is someone who protects themselves with sharp wit, enjoys stirring the pot, and gravitates toward intensity and control, which is quintessentially Slytherin.
Your movie
Your song
Teen Idle - MARINA
MARINA’s Teen Idle fits them because it mixes dark humor, self-destructive thoughts, and a craving for messy intensity, just like their timeline. They casually swing between despair and joking about death, for example saying “hoje é segunda feira e eu quero me matar !!! (´∩｡• ᵕ •｡∩)” and describing themselves as “sou doente completamente alucinada maluca instável isso não é normal”. The song’s obsession with chaotic, unhealthy romance mirrors their wish for a relationship that is “um conturbado cheio de ida e volta com muito ódio envolvido mas um amor que ultrapassa todas as explicações humanas”. Like the narrator of Teen Idle, they’re hyper-aware of their own instability and melancholy, admitting they’re “tô cismada com um negócio que não passa nunca tô ficando doente” while still chasing pleasure with lines like “bebida droga e sexo muita muita droga e sexo”. This blend of depressive introspection, self-sabotage, and glamorized chaos is exactly the emotional core of Teen Idle.
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