Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate fan: Shows intense, joyful enthusiasm for Geese, Oasis, Pulp, Blur, etc., like the excited live-tweeting of SNL in posts such as “GEESNL IS STARTING IM CRYING”.
- Affectionate friend: Frequently expresses love and support for mutuals, e.g. “Happy birthday @SP1KEISLAND ur so awesome ploomf ❤️🩹❤️🩹❤️🩹” and “I love my oomfs” posts.
- Self-aware humor: Uses self-deprecating jokes that show awareness of their own quirks, like “I’m like Sisyphus but instead of a boulder I just have to put on and take off pants everyday”.
- Community-oriented: Actively participates in fandom communities and boosts others, e.g. “Everyone follow oomf @leauuuuuuu” and asking blurtwt/geesetwt to include them.
- Emotionally expressive: Openly shares feelings—joy, stress, nostalgia, and love for family—like “I miss my mom” and “Do you ever just feel like everything’s gonna be ok”.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh self-talk: Frequently describes themself negatively, e.g. “I feel like a fat fucking chud compared to yall” and “year of the fat fucking chud” posts.
- Emotional volatility: Timeline swings rapidly between elation and despair, like “Sometimes I wanna die but i remember i can’t yet cause I won’t be able to finish watching the Pitt” and multiple ‘spiraling’ tweets.
- Avoidant coping: Tends to escape through media or substances when stressed, e.g. “Spiraling but it’s OK cause I’m listening to lcd soundsystem” and frequent “getting stupid high” posts.
- Public oversharing: Shares very personal or explicit details on main, like the vibrator comment in bio and dark jokes about wanting to die or being “killed last night” in “I got killed last night”.
- Conflict sensitivity: Appears easily hurt by social friction or lack of response, e.g. “Okay fuck yall damn I see how it is” and distress over mom “fully refusing to texting me” in this post.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They come off as emotionally intense, hyper-fixated, and deeply attached to their niche interests, much like Lisa Simpson with her causes and favorite bands. Their passionate geese fandom and Britpop obsessions mirror Lisa’s tendency to latch onto specific cultural things, like when they say “I’m disgustingly fixated to the Pitt right now and suddenly everything else is irrelevant to me” and “Pulp and geese nominated for the Brit awards in so happy”. They’re also introspective and often anxious or melancholic, shown by posts like “Having a rough week icl” and “Sometimes I wanna die but i remember i can’t yet cause I won’t be able to finish watching the Pitt 😢”, which fits Lisa’s tendency to feel overwhelmed and existential. At the same time, they’re affectionate toward friends and online community, e.g. “Woah 1k of yall I love my oomfs 🥹” and “Happy new years oomfs i love yall ❤️🩹”, echoing Lisa’s strong bonds with the few people she trusts. Their self-deprecating humor, like “Everyone on geesetwt I.s So cool I feel like a fat fucking chud compared to yall”, lines up with Lisa’s mix of high self-awareness and insecurity rather than Bart’s carefree chaos.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They read as an Extravert: they’re highly interactive with online friends, form a playful “Twitter family” (“My Twitter Family”), and repeatedly seek more mutuals/oomfs (“Can I get 3 more oomfs please”; “It would be soooo crazy if I got 29 more oomfs”), showing energy from social engagement rather than withdrawal. Their focus is strongly Intuitive: they default to metaphors and big-picture feelings instead of concrete detail, like comparing themselves to Sisyphus (“I’m like Sisyphus but instead of a boulder I just have to put on and take off pants everyday”) and anthropomorphizing musicians (“You genuinely can not tell me this man isn’t spiritually a baby giraffe”). They clearly favor Feeling over detached logic: their posts are emotional and relational, from anxious self-comparisons (“Everyone on geesetwt Is So cool I feel like a fat fucking chud compared to yall”) to affection for friends and artists (“Woah 1k of yall I love my oomfs”; “Happy birthday @SP1KEISLAND ur so awesome ploomf”). Finally, they seem strongly Perceiving: they act spontaneously (live-tweeting SNL in real time: “I WILL be live tweeting all of this”; “GEESNL IS STARTING IM CRYING”), bounce between obsessions (Geese, Blur, Minesweeper, movies, etc.), and often describe themselves as spiraling or unstructured (“Spiraling but it’s OK cause I’m listening to lcd soundsystem”). Together, the energetic social presence, emotional intensity, metaphor-heavy humor, and flexible, in-the-moment posting style fit ENFP best.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said you’re not getting your license because LG said so, but if you ever need someone to drive you to a Geese gig or an Oasis night, I’ll happily be your designated Liam Gall-driver.
- You survived Avatar 3, a ukulele beating, and SNL being ‘so damn unfunny’—statistically speaking, you’re overqualified to survive a date with me and my terrible Britpop puns.
- You tweeted that sometimes you want to die but you can’t yet because you have to finish The Pitt… if you ever need another reason to stick around, I’d like to apply for the role of ‘bonus cliffhanger’.
- You bought an apartment in New York to get closer to Geese; as a fellow #geesetwt recruit, I promise if we hang out I’ll take photos of *you* like you’re on SNL instead of the TV.
- Between missing your sax, spiraling to LCD, and having a ‘crippling addiction to Blur’s self‑titled’, I feel like our love language might just be trading sad Britpop recs and Minesweeper high scores—wanna test that theory sometime?
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Your new Twitter bio
NYC-based music nerd + geese enthusiast. From Oasis to Pulp to Geese live-tweet marathons. Once hid in a cinema bathroom to escape Avatar 3.– @silleelovesongs
Your signature cocktail
The Fat Fucking Chud Fizz
The Fat Fucking Chud Fizz is a loud, fizzy ode to someone who can call themselves a “fat fucking chud” and still radiate main-character energy, as seen in “2026 will be the year of the fat fucking chud” and “I love my #fat fucking chud life”. The Earl Grey–infused gin is for their Brit-obsessed heart—Oasis, Blur, Pulp and Damon worship in tweets like “I love Liam Gallagher @liamgallagher imy 😭” and “I have a crippling addiction to blurs self titled”. Blood orange liqueur adds bright drama and a little chaos for their geese stanning and SNL live-tweet meltdowns such as “GEESNL IS STARTING IM CRYING” and “I’m disgustingly fixated to the Pitt right now and suddenly everything else is irrelevant to me”. Honey-ginger syrup brings sweetness with a sting, capturing their mix of tenderness and spiraling in posts like “Sometimes I wanna die but i remember i can’t yet cause I won’t be able to finish watching the Pitt 😢” and “Spiraling but it’s OK cause I’m listening to lcd soundsystem”. A top of dry sparkling wine reflects their buzzy, over-caffeinated-timeline energy with selfies and oomf love such as “Woah 1k of yall I love my oomfs 🥹”. Finally, a tiny dash of saline nods to their saltier, slightly unhinged humor—see “John Lennon selfcest 🤤🤤😂😂 like if you agree” and the vibrator anecdote in their bio—making this cocktail as emotionally chaotic and lovable as their timeline.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Their strongest throughline is attachment, loyalty, and a need for community, all classic Hufflepuff traits. They openly treasure and cling to the things and people they love, like when they admit intense attachment to their guitar in “Thinking about trading my semi hollow for a vintage tele but I have attachment issues 😭💔💔”, and when they’re visibly hurt that their mom won’t text them in “my mom is now fully refusing to texting me this is a low blow man 😭”. Their Twitter relationships also show a very Hufflepuff-style focus on bonds and mutual support: they celebrate hitting 1k followers in “Woah 1k of yall I love my oomfs 🥹”, do a playful Twitter family tree in “👨👩👧👦 My Twitter Family…”, and repeatedly ask for more oomfs or people to hang out with in “Any oomf in NYC wanna hang out in the next few days 🙏🙏”. They are effusively supportive of others, hyping friends and creators in tweets like “Happy birthday @SP1KEISLAND ur so awesome ploomf ❤️🩹❤️🩹❤️🩹” and “Everyone follow oomf @leauuuuuuu”. While they have anxiety and self-deprecation (e.g. “Everyone on geesetwt I.s So cool I feel like a fat fucking chud compared to yall”), they consistently turn back toward connection, fandom love, and being there for their oomfs, which leans much more toward Hufflepuff’s loyal, community-oriented nature than the ambition of Slytherin, the cerebral detachment of Ravenclaw, or the glory-seeking of Gryffindor.
Your movie
Your song
Girls & Boys - Blur
A well‑known song that fits them best is “Girls & Boys” by Blur. They’re deeply into Britpop and adjacent scenes, posting things like “learning blur lore is so fucking depressing wow they were really going through it” and “I have a crippling addiction to blurs self titled”, so a Blur anthem already sits right at the center of their taste. The song’s messy, chaotic, slightly self‑deprecating hedonism matches tweets like “Oxycodone is a gift from god #imsohigh”, “Spiraling but it’s OK cause I’m listening to lcd soundsystem”, and their vibrator story in the bio. Its lyrics about searching for connection and fun while feeling a bit unmoored echo posts such as “Having a rough week icl” and “Sometimes I wanna die but i remember i can’t yet cause I won’t be able to finish watching the Pitt 😢”. At the same time, the song’s upbeat, communal energy captures their very online, hyper‑social life, from “Woah 1k of yall I love my oomfs 🥹” to “Any oomf in NYC wanna hang out in the next few days 🙏🙏”, making it a perfect musical mirror for their personality.
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