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Your Simpsons character
They match Bart Simpson most closely: outwardly loud, attention-seeking, and jokey, but underneath that, there’s a lot of pain and recklessness. Like Bart, they act out and use dark humor to cope, posting things like “I love weed I love cvtting myself I love sharks!!” and “MIGHT TRY AND BURN MYSELF WITH A CIG, LET ME KNOW IF IT HURTS!!!! 🙏🙏”, which mirrors Bart’s self-destructive pranks and thrill-seeking. Their need for validation and moots, as in “MOOTS PLS INTERACT I MISS YOU!!!” and “Where did all my moots go... come back i miss you...”, echoes Bart’s constant craving for attention and fear of being ignored. The volatility and impulsivity in tweets like “UGHH I NEED TO SLIT MY WRISTS IMMEDIATELY.” and “People in my class make me want to SLIT MY WRIST IN FRONT OF THEM!!! AHHHHHH” also align more with Bart’s chaotic, emotionally reactive side than with the more controlled personalities of Lisa, Marge, or Homer. Even their clowning persona, CLOWN OF SHEDTWT, fits Bart’s role as the show’s resident troublemaker and class clown who hides his vulnerability behind jokes and stunts.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert over Extrovert: although they desperately seek connection and attention, it’s all through an online niche community rather than real‑life socializing, and they dwell on feeling unseen, e.g. “Why does no one give af about me, you know I'm obviously struggling why don't you care” and “Do I actually matter to any of you”, which reflects inward focus and social anxiety more than an energized, outward orientation. They fit Intuition more than Sensing because their focus is on meanings and identity (fatness = worthlessness, popularity = being ‘seen’) rather than concrete, sensory details, as in “Crazy how if you're not skinny on #edtwt or #shedtwt you'll never get popular” and “Im never going to be seen as skinny which actively makes me suicidal”, where they extrapolate broad narratives from specific situations. The Feeling preference is very clear: nearly every decision and reaction is framed through intense emotion, validation, and relationships, e.g. “I can't believe I ate, I'm actually so fat, literally want to cut or kill myself” and “Where did all my moots go... come back i miss you...”, with almost no evidence of detached, logical analysis. They appear more Perceiving than Judging: their life looks chaotic and impulsive (relapsing, self‑harm, fasting, vaping) rather than structured or planned, with tweets like “MIGHT TRY AND BURN MYSELF WITH A CIG, LET ME KNOW IF IT HURTS!!!!” and “MIGHT SOON....” showing spur‑of‑the‑moment behavior. Overall, the combination of withdrawn but desperate-for-connection energy, idealized and distorted self‑image, extreme emotionality, and lack of structure aligns best with INFP rather than neighboring types like ENFP or ISFP.

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18 • he/they • Autistic. Once lost 2kg from wisdom teeth removal and called it a win. Trying to heal, study, and complain about BMI on main.– @Silly_Stars67

Your signature cocktail
The BMI 24 Prison Break is a chaotic, high-energy mix that hits as hard as their timeline. The blue raspberry vodka shot nods to their vape obsession and alt vibe from “I love hitting the vape guys, someone gimmie a blue razz geek 🙏🙏”. Espresso cold brew represents waking up and immediately scrolling “I woke up and the first thing I did was go on #shedtwt” and the nonstop, edgy energy of #edtwt and #shtwt. Blood orange syrup stands in for the dramatic self-harm/suicidal ideation running through posts like “UGHH I NEED TO SLIT MY WRISTS IMMEDIATELY.” and “Im never going to be seen as skinny which actively makes me suicidal.”, giving a sweet-but-sharp kick. The smoked sea salt rim captures the bitter, jaded edge of “Crazy how if you're not skinny on #edtwt or #shedtwt you'll never get popular.” and feeling trapped in “GET ME OUT OF BMI 24 PRISON!!! AHHHH”. Finally, a splash of soda water adds a bubbly, clownish lift for the self-aware persona in their bio and posts like “Clowning around 🤡 #shtwt #edtwt”, because even in the darkest headspace, they’re still performing for the timeline.

Your Hogwarts House
They show strong Hufflepuff-style loyalty and need for connection through their constant desire for mutuals and interaction, like when they repeat "MOOT ME PLEASE 🙏" and spam variations of "#shtwt moot me." Their tweets repeatedly center on whether others care about them, for example "Why does no one give af about me, you know I'm obviously struggling why don't you care, I don't understand." and "Do I actually matter to any of you," which reflects a Hufflepuff-like craving for belonging and emotional reciprocity. Even in a very self-destructive space, they try to check on and curate who they follow, saying "GUYS PLEASE!!! I try my best to check every account I follow..," suggesting they care who is in their circle and how that affects others. While they struggle intensely with self-worth and harmful behaviors, the core of their online personality is about finding and keeping a community of moots, which aligns more with the loyalty and attachment focus of Hufflepuff than with the ambition of Slytherin, the intellectualism of Ravenclaw, or the overt bravado of Gryffindor.

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Teen Idle fits them because it captures a dark, self-destructive obsession with body image, validation, and feeling like a failure at being young. They openly glorify starving and weight loss, like when they say "I love fasting! I love starving! I love feeling hungry!" and celebrate rapid weight loss with "Lost 3kg in 2 days 😛", mirroring the song’s themes of self-harm and dysmorphia. Their timeline is full of suicidal ideation and self-harm urges, such as "UGHH I NEED TO SLIT MY WRISTS IMMEDIATELY." and "MIGHT TRY AND BURN MYSELF WITH A CIG, LET ME KNOW IF IT HURTS!!!! 🙏🙏", which echoes lines about wanting to "bleed" and "ruin" themselves in the song. They also express deep loneliness and a need to be seen, like "Why does no one give af about me, you know I'm obviously struggling why don't you care" and "Do I actually matter to any of you", resonating with the track’s core feeling of being invisible, unwanted, and emotionally abandoned. Finally, their fixation on being the "fattest cow on edtwt" and trapped in "BMI 24 prison" ("I'm too scared to post a body check, I'm the fattest cow on edtwt istg.", "GET ME OUT OF BMI 24 PRISON!!! AHHHH") matches the song’s preoccupation with perfectionism, insecurity, and self-loathing.

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