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Your Simpsons character
They most closely match Lisa Simpson, who is intelligent, intensely fandom/interest-driven, and emotionally expressive online if she had Twitter. This user dives deep into lore and analysis, like their breakdown of Zandar’s age in “The current Amber Era is 2158, Zandar's bringing of the First Prosperity at 1168 AE…”, which parallels Lisa’s habit of overanalyzing history and science. They balance earnest critical thought with strong personal values, such as reflecting on character writing in “one thing i think that left me disappointed in amphoreus… is the fact that dan heng's relationship to nature… is never really explored in a way that really matters” and their love of “hope vs hate stories where love prevails” in “i love these kinds of nuanced tragic villain characters but what i also am is an Absolute Lover of hope vs hate stories where love prevails”. Their niche passions (deep sea, yuri, Vocaloid/J-pop, gacha lore) and slightly lonely, earnest meta-commentary about mutuals, like “thinking abt why my tweets have been so empty nowadays and just realized ITS CAUSE DAILY ZANDAR IS ON BREAK AND IRON HASNT INTERACTED IN A HOT WHILE 💔💔”, echo Lisa’s combination of obsessive interests and social sensitivity. Even when they’re being silly or horny on main, as in “silverfly frotting”, the overall vibe is still that of a hyper-verbal, self-aware, emotionally intense nerd—very Lisa coded rather than a more impulsive Bart or checked-out Homer.

Your MBTI personality Type
They read as more introverted than extroverted: they talk about niche interests, deep dives, and 1:1 parasocial/fandom bonds rather than big social scenes, e.g. feeling weird that their tweets are empty because specific mutuals aren’t around (“thinking abt why my tweets have been so empty nowadays and just realized ITS CAUSE DAILY ZANDAR IS ON BREAK AND IRON HASNT INTERACTED IN A HOT WHILE 💔💔”), and say things like “i have nobody to say this to”, which implies a small, close circle. They are strongly intuitive (N), constantly speculating, theorizing, and pattern‑matching across stories, such as “wait what if nihilux is a member of DeviceIX” and the long-timescale lore math in “The current Amber Era is 2158, Zandar's bringing of the First Prosperity at 1168 AE… Zandar is anywhere from 75,240 to 237,600 y/o”. Their posts lean feeling (F) over thinking: they frame things around emotional resonance and values—“what i also am is an Absolute Lover of hope vs hate stories where love prevails”—and react with intense affective language like “im fuckign crying bro holy shit 🥹🥹🥹” rather than detached analysis. Finally, they appear more perceiving (P) than judging: they frequently talk about ideas they might do rather than structured plans—“thinking abt simuni gang modern au.. i should draw it someday”, “maybe i should start drawing more actual stuff and post here”—and their timeline is a spontaneous stream of reactions, AUs, and tangents rather than curated, orderly projects. This combination of introspective fandom immersion, abstract theorizing, value-driven takes, and loose, exploratory planning aligns best with INFP.

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Deep-sea yuri analyst. Once wrote 20 tweets about Zandar in a row and called it ‘research.’ Gacha, coelacanths, and storycraft, mostly.– @sillycanths

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This cocktail sinks you straight into the Hadopelagic Zone of their bio, with a moody, ocean-dark mix of blue curaçao and rum echoing their coelacanth and deep-sea fixation: “I really like the deep sea.”. The blackberry-lavender syrup is a soft, sapphic sweetness for their yuri love and tender ship-brainposting like “t4t silverfly” and “firefly dih”. Sparkling yuzu soda captures their excitable gacha/game hype, from screaming about La Mancha and Nihilux to going insane over character fits: “GAAAHHHHH WE'RE GETTING STREAMER MODELS OF ALL THREEEEE?????”. A dash of sea salt and edible glitter nods to their analytical, lore-deep dives like “The current Amber Era is 2158…”, adding a briny, crystalline edge under the sweetness. Finally, the optional chili tincture stands for the unhinged, slightly feral posting energy in things like “castorice's insane 12 incher” and “goddd fuckkkkk,,,,.,.,.,,, 🥹🥹🥹🥹🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤”, giving the drink a surprising burn that hits after the initial cute, fizzy impression.

Your Hogwarts House
Their tweets show a strong analytical and theory-building mindset typical of Ravenclaw. They construct elaborate lore analyses, like when they dig into Zandar’s age and timeline in Amber Era continuity: “The current Amber Era is 2158, Zandar's bringing of the First Prosperity at 1168 AE, 990 AEs since the Genius Society was formed… Zandar is anywhere from 75,240 to 237,600 y/o”, which reflects curiosity and love of complex systems. They also speculate about narrative connections and hidden structures, e.g. “wait what if nihilux is a member of DeviceIX” and “genuinely the moment I saw his feathers I thought '...hey I've seen that before.' maybe it could be some remnant of the Zulo era?”, showing pattern-recognition and theoretical thinking. Even in character discussion, they focus on nuanced themes and meta, like “its so hard for me to articulate my thoughts on chars like lygus/zandar and dottore cause like. i love these kinds of nuanced tragic villain characters but what i also am is an Absolute Lover of hope vs hate stories where love prevails”. Combined with their interest in intricate worldbuilding and AU ideas such as “thinking abt simuni gang modern au.. i should draw it someday”, their profile best fits a creative, theory-obsessed Ravenclaw rather than the more straightforward traits of the other houses.

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A song that suits them well is “The Ocean” by Against The Current, because it mixes deep-sea imagery with emotionally intense, slightly dramatic nerdiness. Their whole identity leans oceanic and liminal — from their location "Hadopelagic Zone" and bio "I really like the deep sea" to gushing over a deep-sea coded design like “the full body suit and giant off shoulder nautical/trench coat with the giant compass watch fitting her deep sea, lovecraftian, investigation AND proxy navigator themes oh this is perfect”. Lyrically, The Ocean is about being overwhelmed by feelings and clinging to a few bright obsessions to stay afloat, which fits their emotional, hyperfixated posting style like “thinking abt why my tweets have been so empty nowadays and just realized ITS CAUSE DAILY ZANDAR IS ON BREAK AND IRON HASNT INTERACTED IN A HOT WHILE 💔💔”. They constantly dive headfirst into niche fandoms and ships with dramatic intensity, e.g. “I'm gen going insane over how much they fit” and “god d fuckkkkk,,,,.,.,.,,, 🥹🥹🥹🥹🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤”, which echoes the song’s crashing, emotional waves. Even their self-aware fixation on tragic, cosmic narratives — like “I am zandar one that's my fucking name i am first genius and creator of nous” — aligns with the song’s sense of being swallowed by something vast, beautiful, and just a bit overwhelming, much like the ocean itself.

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