Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Humorous: Uses playful, absurd reactions like “NO NO NO COURTNEY RUN RUN GIRL RUN NOOOOOOO” and “IM ABOUT TO RAISE THE ROOF!” to entertain followers.
- Media-savvy: Shows deep familiarity with shows, movies, and fandoms, e.g. nuanced takes on SNL in “it should be required viewing to see AT LEAST 5 snl episodes before you post stuff like this” and critique of The Prom film in “i BEG OF YOU to watch a filmed version of the musical instead”.
- Community-oriented: Frequently engages others with questions and polls like “who wants to answer a question for my math project” and asks followers to weigh in on debates like “is shipping judy hopps and nick wilde okay”.
- Self-aware: Openly reflects on their habits and mental state, e.g. “i need to be Normal” and acknowledging rewatching patterns in “it looks like that fuckass finale finally got me to watch new stuff instead of rewatching the same thing over snd over again”.
- Motivated: Shows effort and pride in academics and goals, celebrating “I GOT A 90 ON MY FINAL WHO CHEERED” and progress on life milestones like “finally got a date to take my learners permit tests”.
Weaknesses:
- Harshness: Occasionally expresses extreme hostility, such as the bio line about “b dawg” and tweets like “DNI DNI DO NOT FUCKI NG INTERACT JASON I HATE YOU”.
- Impulsivity: Reacts intensely in the moment, e.g. all-caps outbursts like “WHAT THE FUCK ABIGAIL” and “ITS CLANCY YOU SICK FUCK” that suggest posting before cooling off.
- Academic-procrastination: Admits to weighing skipping work despite having time in “i technically have time… do i reaaaaaallly wanna get up to an 84?” and complaining about assignments in “psychology ai software can go fuck itself im not doing those last two discussion boards”.
- Negativity: Leans on angry or cynical framing, like “sttwt knows nothing about snl ITS A SKETCH NOT A SKIT YOU LOSER” and “what does this trump supporters have that makes ALL THE GIRLS WANT HIM ??? YALL ARE UNDER SPELLSSSSSS”.
- Conflict-seeking: Enjoys callouts and drama, encouraging pile-ons like “yes yes get every side of twitter to beat his ass” and amplifying gossip in “gossip sessions are so fun bc why did i just learn a guy threatened to shoot me and my last year”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They come across as a pop‑culture‑obsessed, very online version of Lisa Simpson: a theater kid / performer who cares about grades, overthinks media, and has strong opinions. They celebrate academics like Lisa, cheering about tests and finals, as in “I GOT A 90 ON MY FINAL WHO CHEERED” and “somehow pulled out a 92 in this class btw”. Like Lisa’s obsessive fandoms (jazz, books, causes), this user fixates on shows, films, and fandom discourse, from rewatching Glee (“rewatching glee for the 50th time with my mom”) to niche debates like “is shipping judy hopps and nick wilde okay”. Their theatrical and performance side mirrors Lisa’s love of the stage, seen when they mention performing at the Grand Ole Opry in “ive performed on that stage too…. thats so crazy” and obsess over musicals like The Prom in “i BEG OF YOU to watch a filmed version of the musical instead”. Finally, their mix of moral opinions and snarky irritation—calling out bad takes in “sttwt knows nothing about snl ITS A SKETCH NOT A SKIT YOU LOSER” and joking anger in “dni jason isbell DNI DNI DO NOT FUCKI NG INTERACT JASON I HATE YOU”—fits Lisa’s blend of righteous indignation and adolescent drama much more than the chaos of Bart or the obliviousness of Homer.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They read as more introverted than extroverted: most tweets are about watching shows, movies, and fandom things alone or with close family rather than big social scenes, like settling in to rewatch Glee with their mom (“rewatching glee for the 50th time with my mom…”) or quietly reading American Girl Doll books in a boring class (“this class boring as hell im gonna read american girl doll books”). They seem intuitive: they’re constantly connecting media to broader ideas or meta-fandom discourse instead of focusing on pure concrete facts, as in their commentary on fanfic AUs as a way to explore other interests (“love when fanfic writers make an au so they can gush about their other interests…”) or criticizing how Stranger Things uses interviews instead of text to communicate canon (“cant believe stranger things is following the 911 pattern…”). Their tone is strongly feeling-oriented, driven by values and emotional reactions—see the intensity of moral disgust toward certain public figures (“dni jason isbell DNI DNI DO NOT FUCKI NG INTERACT JASON I HATE YOU”) and their protectiveness over sensitive topics like gun threats (“gossip sessions are so fun bc why did i just learn a guy threatened to shoot me and my last year”). Finally, they skew perceiving: they openly procrastinate or debate whether extra work is really worth it (“i technically have time to complete the last two items of late work… do i reaaaaaallly wanna get up to an 84?”) and bounce from show to show or quiz to quiz on impulse (“gonna take an omegaverse quiz will report back with results”, “hai guys im going to make bracelets what should i watch while i do thst”). Taken together—introspective, deeply fandom/values-driven, emotionally expressive, and spontaneous—INFP fits them best.
Some pickup lines for you
- If you’re ‘very bear pilled’ now, can I apply to be your emotional support teddy while we rewatch Fear Street and complain about Stranger Things interview lore together?
- You rewatch Glee with your mom, know SNL isn’t ‘skits,’ and get heated over The Prom movie… are you sure your major is the only thing AI can’t replace? Because your taste in chaotic media studies is kinda one of one.
- You’re out here taking gay tests, omegaverse quizzes, and asking Twitter if Judy/Nick is okay while reading American Girl Doll books in class—statistically speaking, the only reasonable next experiment is seeing if we’d be a good ship.
- You said you miss Fear Street and you’re ‘very bear pilled’—how about we combine both: I’ll hold you like a teddy during the jumpscares and we can pause every time a character makes a decision dumber than your psychology AI software.
- You performed on the Grand Ole Opry stage, survived VCU warnings, and still pulled a 90 on your final; I’m just trying to figure out if I’m more starstruck by your theatre kid power or by the fact that you chose to spend any of that main-character energy on tweeting about Back to the Future and polarize instead of breaking hearts full-time.
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theater kid + tv enjoyer, currently rewatching glee and defending snl. once live‑tweeted a snowstorm and a math project in the same week.– @sillysonars
Your signature cocktail
The Sonar Full Breach
This cocktail starts with cotton candy–infused vodka because their timeline is chaotic, sugar‑high, and a little unhinged, like yelling “IM ABOUT TO RAISE THE ROOF!” while livetweeting. Blackberry liqueur adds a darker, dramatic streak for their TV and movie obsessions and emotional reactions such as “NO NO NO COURTNEY RUN RUN GIRL RUN NOOOOOOO”. Sparkling grape soda brings goofy, youthful theater‑kid energy that fits tweets like rewatching Glee with their mom in “rewatching glee for the 50th time with my mom” and begging people to watch the stage version of The Prom in “i BEG OF YOU to watch a filmed version of the musical instead”. A touch of coffee liqueur nods to their exhausted student grind, from finals celebrations in “I GOT A 90 ON MY FINAL WHO CHEERED” to debating whether an 82 really needs to become an 84 in “do i reaaaaaallly wanna get up to an 84?”. Finally, edible glitter and a gummy bear garnish honor their bear‑pilled aesthetic in “very bear pilled”, their love of dolls in “obsessed with these ag dolls”, and their general tendency to turn every mundane moment into a sparkly, hyperbolic saga, like shouting “BREAAACH” about a TV show.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Their tweets show a strong mix of curiosity, niche media knowledge, and a tendency to analyze what they watch, which leans heavily Ravenclaw. They’re constantly engaging intellectually with TV, film, and theatre, like digging into Stranger Things analysis for someone else in “stranger things / im not much of an st analyzer would this help you [3 pictures]” and comparing different versions of The Prom in “if you are planning on watching the prom i BEG OF YOU to watch a filmed version of the musical instead i swear itll be better”. They show a love of learning and school success with tweets like “I GOT A 90 ON MY FINAL WHO CHEERED” and discussing grades and late work in “i technically have time to complete the last two items of late work i have before the due date is up, but i have an 82 without them…….. do i reaaaaaallly wanna get up to an 84?”. Their curiosity drives them to investigate fandom and internet culture in detail, such as asking for explanations of obscure discourse in “is anyone here a bandori fan and if so can you please explain what the hell this ‘real uika’ thing is” and taking an "omegaverse quiz" out of interest in “gonna take an omegaverse quiz will report back with results”. They also display a sharp, witty commentary style—correcting others about terminology in “sttwt knows nothing about snl ITS A SKETCH NOT A SKIT YOU LOSER” and poking at media literacy and fandom logic in “what if i told you a lot of ppl are just dumb and view it as beastiality”—which fits Ravenclaw’s emphasis on intellect and precision more than the other houses. While they have flashes of Gryffindor-like outspokenness and Hufflepuff warmth, their defining traits are curiosity, analytical engagement with media, and a nerdy pride in their academic and intellectual life, making Ravenclaw the best fit.
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Your song
Teen Idle - MARINA
A well‑known song that fits them is “Teen Idle” by MARINA, because it captures being a dramatic, hyper-aware, media-obsessed teen/young adult who is both self-mocking and serious. They’re 19 and extremely online, juggling school and fandom, like when they say “this class boring as hell im gonna read american girl doll books” and joke about grades and finals in tweets like “somehow pulled out a 92 in this class btw”. Their personality swings between silliness and existential intensity: they talk about needing to be normal in “i need to be Normal”, rant about fandom discourse in “yall arent even making it through level one of lgbtq holy fuck”, and make dark jokes like “not b dawg tho he can kill himself”. Like Teen Idle, they balance irony, melodrama, and self-awareness, constantly narrating their own coming-of-age through pop culture: watching Glee with their mom in “rewatching glee for the 50th time with my mom”, obsessing over theater in “if you are planning on watching the prom i BEG OF YOU to watch a filmed version of the musical instead”, and caring deeply about ships, dolls, and TV shows. The song’s vibe of chaotic teen feelings, media-soaked identity, and a bit of dark humor lines up with the way they tweet about everything from snow storms and Back to the Future nights to queer tests and fandom drama, such as “taking a gay test ill report back” and “PASSED”.
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