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Your Simpsons character
This user most closely matches Bart Simpson: irreverent, sarcastic, politically provocative, but also playful and into pop culture. They constantly clown on politics and institutions in a mischievous way, like calling someone a “cadelinha do Estado” in “Cadelinha do Estado.” and mocking tax defenders in “O tanto de gente defendendo o abuso e má gestão dos impostos por parte do Estado é assustador.”. Their edgy humor and joy in stirring people up comes through in posts like “Não gosto de Israel, mas é engraçado se fingir de sionista e ver a galera rasgando o cu.” and “IREI MIJAR NA LUAA!”, which fits Bart’s trollish streak. At the same time, they show flashes of reflection and moral frustration about hypocrisy and human life, as in “No fim é os dois lados fingindo que se importam com a vida humana...”, much like Bart’s occasional moments of conscience beneath the prankster exterior. Their love of games, military/action media, and shitposting tone in tweets like “Pqp a série MW é de longe a melhor de todas.” and “Eu tenho medo da esquerda radical 😭” rounds out a personality that’s rebellious, chaotic, and darkly funny—very Bart-like.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean introvert over extrovert: they rarely talk about their own social life or seeking attention, instead commenting from the sidelines with detached, often sarcastic remarks like “Fã do MBL é muito trouxa. Ainda não deu tempo de perceber que é igual ou pior que o fanatismo do Bolso/petismo?” and “No fim é os dois lados fingindo que se importam com a vida humana, mas não perdem tempo na hora de zombar do 'adversário' morto. Desanimador.”. Their focus on patterns, politics, ideology and media analysis over day‑to‑day sensory detail points to Intuition: e.g. “O tanto de gente defendendo o abuso e má gestão dos impostos por parte do Estado é assustador.” and “Uma guerra por conta de dois povos irrelevantes? Nem está envolvendo o Irã ou o Leste Asiático.” show abstract, big‑picture framing. They are clearly Thinking‑oriented, using blunt criticism and logical or ideological evaluation rather than empathy, such as “Esse idiota muda de opinião toda hora, para ver se fisga algum desavisado.” and “NADA me faria trocar minha liberdade individual.”. Their tweets show a Perceiving preference: they react spontaneously to content with off‑the‑cuff comments like “Me diz que é bait” and playful shifts such as “Não gosto de Israel, mas é engraçado se fingir de sionista e ver a galera rasgando o cu.”, rather than presenting structured plans or rigid schedules. Overall, their detached commentary style, abstract political and cultural analysis, logic‑first value judgments, and improvisational tone best fit INTP.

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Aviation nerd in Paraná who cooks, argues about taxes, and still quotes Modern Warfare. Once took a ‘tank’ gender quiz and never fully recovered.– @SilverxITSNOUSE

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The Falcon Red Pill Fizz starts with fiery cachaça infused with black pepper, echoing their sharp, no‑nonsense takes like “Cadelinha do Estado.” and “Seu dinheiro serve para sustentar político.”. A touch of chimarrão syrup nods to their Paraná roots and chill side, the same person who says “Cozinhar é muito bom” and is “Aberto a qualquer amizade.” Grapefruit juice brings a bittersweet cynicism, matching lines like “Que ano bosta.” and “No fim é os dois lados fingindo que se importam com a vida humana...”. Tonic water makes it bright and energetic, for the meme-heavy, gamer vibe of “Pqp a série MW é de longe a melhor de todas.” and “War Thunder”. Finally, a charcoal salt rim represents the dark humor and edgy irony of tweets like “Grandes pessoas fascistas: JAVIER MILEI” and “Não falem do meu ditador genocida pedófilo preferido! 😭😭”, giving the drink a rebellious, contrarian finish.

Your Hogwarts House
This user shows a strong emphasis on individual freedom and opposition to state control, which aligns with Slytherin’s self-preservation and anti-authoritarian streak, as in “NADA me faria trocar minha liberdade individual.” and the repeated disdain for taxes and state spending in “O tanto de gente defendendo o abuso e má gestão dos impostos por parte do Estado é assustador. 'Como assim você não gosta de pagar imposto? Você tem o SUS'. ” and “AAAAAA EU QUERO PAGAR IMPOSTO”. They also frequently display a mocking, adversarial tone toward political opponents and movements, revealing a taste for ideological combat and ‘winning’ over others, as seen in “Cadelinha do Estado.”, “Agora a esquerda se desmonta 👏👏”, and “Não gosto de Israel, mas é engraçado se fingir de sionista e ver a galera rasgando o cu.”. Their ironic support for controversial figures and causes, for example “Grandes pessoas fascistas: JAVIER MILEI”, shows comfort with provocation and social manipulation, another Slytherin hallmark. Even in non-political contexts, they frame things in terms of power, sovereignty, and strong stances, such as “Soberania! 🟢🟡🔵🟡🟢” and “Os opositores que cuidem de suas esposas 🔥”. While there are flashes of humor and appreciation for games and media, the dominant traits are strategic mockery, self-assertion, and a desire not to be controlled—core Slytherin characteristics rather than the idealism of Gryffindor, the gentleness of Hufflepuff, or the intellectual focus of Ravenclaw.

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The best-fitting song is Starman by David Bowie, which they directly reference in “There's a Starman!!!”, showing clear affection for Bowie’s spacey, idealistic vibe. The song’s theme of an outsider observing a chaotic world from above mirrors their mix of irony and disillusionment in posts like “Que ano bosta.” and “No fim é os dois lados fingindo que se importam com a vida humana...”. At the same time, the hopeful message of a signal from the stars fits their nerdy enthusiasm for games and military/aviation aesthetics, such as “Pilot training ❤️” and “Que camuflagem linda”. Their bio, “Aberto a qualquer amizade,” and playful posts like “Qual o gênero de vocês? Eu sou um tanque pesado.” echo the song’s sense of connection and community among misfits. Overall, Starman captures their blend of irony, political skepticism, love of pop/geek culture, and a lingering desire for something extraordinary beyond the mess of everyday reality.

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