
Strengths and Weaknesses

Your Simpsons character
The best match is Lisa Simpson: smart, self-aware, emotional, and a little perpetually overwhelmed. Like Lisa, Alex oscillates between principled rants and self-deprecating melodrama, e.g. “fuck my stupid fucking chungus life i can’t do anything right” and “i hate how slow i am at drawing fuuuuuuuuuuukc i am retarded and i hate myself”, which mirrors Lisa’s perfectionism and frustration with herself. She’s politically and socially opinionated in a blunt way, like “so we’re just straight up bombing venezuela now” and “i hope they keep this new feature so i can see who is indian or israeli fedposting nonsense”, similar to Lisa’s tendency to call out injustice, just with far more terminally-online edge. The chronic loneliness, touch starvation, and difficulty socializing—“i give up on speaking to people. it’s too hard to maintain a conversation. i’m only gonna post my gay art then vanish” and “i want to be kissed and held. i’m horribly touch starved”—also resonate strongly with Lisa’s recurring arcs about isolation and wanting deeper connection. Finally, the obsessive special interest in Silver and art, like “i am autistic and my special interest is silver’s boobs” and constant drawing WIPs, fits Lisa’s intense, nerdy passions (saxophone, causes, niche hobbies), just channeled into Sonic instead of jazz.

Your MBTI personality Type
They read as strongly introverted (I): they complain about difficulty maintaining conversations and wanting to post then vanish, e.g. “i give up on speaking to people. it’s too hard to maintain a conversation. i’m only gonna post my gay art then vanish”, feel touch-starved and lonely in a very self-contained way, and say “i’m losing followers for not posting consistently thank god (i don’t like big crowds)”. Their focus is highly intuitive (N) and imaginative: they live in a world of OCs, shipping, and reinterpretations like “i love silver but i’ll never ever ever ever ever draw him normally ever again, it doesn’t even feel right anymore. i’m too far gone”, and muse abstractly about things like whether they’re autistic or just shy in “how can you tell if ur just shy or genuinely autistic. asking for a friend btw”. Their decision-making is strongly feeling (F) and values-based, with emotional language toward people and issues, e.g. wanting concentration camps for litterers as a moral reaction in “concentration camps for people who litter and don’t return shopping carts” and yearning for affection in “i want to be kissed and held. i’m horribly touch starved”. Finally, they appear perceiving (P): they repeatedly procrastinate and change plans around posting art (“POSTING TOMORROW. maybe”; “i got sidetracked,,,,, tomorrow for real this time okay”), struggle with sleep and routine like “i dunno why i kms drawing sometimes my art aint worth depriving myself of sleep but i do it anyway cuz im retarded”, and generally react to life in a scattered, in-the-moment way. Altogether the introspection, emotional intensity, fantasy focus, and loose lifestyle fit INFP better than nearby types like INTP or ISFP.

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Illustrator, 25. Specializing in Sonic fanart & niche Silver takes. Once overcooked a pizza and turned it into a life lesson about deadlines.– @silvkinesis

Your signature cocktail
The Silver tequila is non‑negotiable: it’s their namesake spirit, sharp and a bit unhinged, like wanting their New Year’s resolution to be “developing cirrhosis”. Blood orange liqueur brings a dramatic, slightly bitter sweetness that mirrors posts like “i wish the block button killed people” and all the casual death/missile/killyou threats peppered through their timeline. Cloudy apple juice nods to the 🍎 in their bio and adds a softer, fruitier core underneath the edge, like when they admit “i want to be kissed and held. i’m horribly touch starved”. Tonic water keeps it fizzy and a little bitter, matching their constant boredom and self‑dragging like “fuck my stupid fucking chungus life i can’t do anything right”. The dash of chili bitters is that sudden spicy, chaotic kick that captures takes like “#concentrationcampsfordigitalartists” and “trvth nvke sadly”, making the drink experimental, intense, and a little bit deranged in exactly their way.

Your Hogwarts House
Alex shows strong Slytherin traits: sharp self‑preservation, aggression toward perceived enemies, and a comfort with edgy, punitive fantasies. They repeatedly frame blocking and social curation in almost militaristic terms, e.g. wishing the block button had lethal power “i wish the block button killed people” and hoping blocking someone “sends a heat seeking missile to your house” “i hate seeing who has me blocked but it gives me the opportunity to block them back like i dunno who you are but fuck you too i hope this block sends a heat seeking missile to your house”, which fits Slytherin’s darker, combative edge more than any other house. Their humor leans into authoritarian, punitive fantasies like “concentration camps for people who litter and don’t return shopping carts” and “#concentrationcampsfordigitalartists”, again suggesting a Slytherin-esque fascination with power and control rather than Gryffindor idealism or Hufflepuff kindness. They’re also highly self-focused and image-aware, closely tracking follower behavior and engagement, as in “my follower count has been going up and down since forever, i need you people to make up your minds already do you fw me or not” and “37 likes and 2 rts on my recent post fukc im so washed”, which points to ambition and social positioning. While they have some loyalty to a small circle (“i love all 3.5 of my oomfs i regularly talk to. i’m not gonna say who and i’m gonna gatekeep them but i love them”), it’s intensely selective and gatekept rather than broadly nurturing, fitting Slytherin’s in-group loyalty. Overall, their combination of caustic wit, desire for control, and careful curation of social boundaries aligns most strongly with Slytherin over the other houses.

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A song that best suits @silvkinesis is “Creep” by Radiohead, because it captures that mix of intense self-deprecation, isolation, and wanting to be seen. They constantly frame themselves harshly and dramatically, like when they say “i am going to draw something today” but elsewhere call their work “poop” or say things like “i am retarded and i hate myself”. There’s also a recurring loneliness and touch-starvation that mirrors the song’s longing, for example “i want to be kissed and held. i’m horribly touch starved” and joking about having “no one to hang out with” in “no halloween costume bc i have no one to hang out with”. At the same time, they crave attention and reassurance, shown in posts like “where are all my oomfs ! you dont have to reply but i really appreciate likes and stuff” and complaints about feeling “washed” when engagement drops in “my follower count has been going up and down… do you fw me or not”. This combination of self-loathing, ironic humor, and yearning to be noticed captures the core emotional tone of Creep almost perfectly.

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