Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate fan: Shows strong enthusiasm for music and football, e.g. gratitude to Dillom and pride in Real Madrid and River Plate in tweets like “gracias por existir dillom.” and “hala madrid y nada más, abstenerse wachines tiktok🤣🤣🤣”.
- Emotionally expressive: Openly shares feelings of love, jealousy, depression, and nostalgia in posts like “amo solo a mi mujer”, “ok lo admito soy celoso”, and “los domingos y los martes m dan depresion”.
- Culturally engaged: Refers to films, series, and music (e.g. Requiem for a Dream, Gilmore Girls, Fito Páez, Wos, Dillom) in tweets like “estas totalmente loco para hacer yna rwferencia a requiem for a dream” and “gilmore girls”.
- Humorous voice: Uses exaggeration and irony for jokes, such as “ir a platea es la cosa mas gay que se puede hacer.” and the mock-dramatic “m pase todo el recital sin lompa literal”.
- Loyal supporter: Shows strong loyalty to favorite artists and teams, e.g. “fui contemporaneo a wos y dillom juntos.” and persistent defense/critique around River Plate in tweets like “que tanto te cuesta una 4 5 1 demichelis la concha de tu madre”.
Weaknesses:
- Hostile language: Frequently uses insults and vulgarities toward people and groups, as seen in “demichelis cornudo de mierda como no lo vas a meter a echeverri” and “q marronaza de mierda”.
- Aggressive humor: Some jokes rely on violence or offensive stereotypes, e.g. “si t agarro con otro t mato, t pego una paliza y despues m escapo” and “ir a platea es la cosa mas gay que se puede hacer.”.
- Self-destructive tone: Uses language about suicide and despair, such as “en el proceso del suicidio” and “morirme en diciembre 2024 y despertarme en noviembre 2025🙏🙏🙏”.
- Negativity focus: Returns often to frustration, anger, and wishing harm, for example “que llueva todo el año y que se mueran todos gracias” and “yq me canse de todo”.
- Impulsive posting: Tweets show raw, unfiltered reactions in real time (sports rage, political slogans, personal crises) like “el dia qu3 muera morira milei, el dia que muera morira milei” and rapid-fire emotional posts around “Fin.”.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
The overall vibe is most like Bart Simpson: chaotic, irreverent, emotional, but also secretly sensitive. The user constantly mixes dark humor and drama, like posting “en el proceso del suicidio” right next to jokes such as “el rayo maquin cuchau”, which feels very Bart-style edgy exaggeration. Their trolling attitude toward football rivals in tweets like “no les da ni para ganarle a velezzz y le querian ganar a atletico mineiro🤣🤣🤣” mirrors Bart’s love of taunting and provoking. At the same time, there’s attachment and romantic jealousy in posts like “ok lo admito soy celoso” and dramatic love declarations such as “amo solo a mi mujer”, showing that under the mischief there’s someone who cares deeply, just like Bart with his family and friends. The mix of pop culture obsession, music fandom (Wos, Dillom, Fito Páez) and juvenile slang also aligns more with Bart’s adolescent, rebellious energy than with any of the more stable adult characters.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extraverted: they constantly share experiences, concerts, football rants and jokes, and openly perform emotions for an audience, e.g. “m pase todo el recital sin lompa literal” and “llegur de la barberia, bonito y bello, nuevecito de paquete.”, which suggests someone energized by social life and being seen. Their style is strongly iNtuitive: they like metaphors and big-picture, poetic lines over concrete detail, like “con que mentira vendés tu verdad” and the repeated dramatic, almost surreal references such as “me paso toda la noche caminando en zig zaggg”. They appear more Feeling than Thinking: the account is driven by passion, love, jealousy and aesthetic reactions rather than rational argument, e.g. “m tiene tan enamorado la jija d bu”, “los domingos y los martes m dan depresion”, and intense fandom like “gracias por existir dillom.”. Finally, they read as Perceiving: their timeline is impulsive, chaotic and spontaneous—sudden mood swings like “Fin.” followed right after by more posts, and last‑minute reactions to games and shows such as “que bronca m da ser stalker😭😭” and “la puta madre me iba a dormir temprano”—all fit someone who goes with the flow rather than carefully planning or structuring life. Taken together, their energetic social expression, abstract/poetic language, emotional intensity and spontaneity fit ENFP best.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said you spent the whole Dillom recital ‘sin lompa’… if that’s your energy at concerts, imagine what we’d be like seeing Wos together on the 23rd 👀.
- You, a River fan begging Demichelis for a 4-5-1… me, just begging the universe for a 1-1-1: you, me, and a playlist with Fito Páez, Charly and ‘Nacer por cesárea’ on repeat.
- You tweeted ‘amo solo a mi mujer’ but then confessed you’re jealous and a stalker… good news: I’m extremely adoptable and very willing to become ‘mi mujer’ material for your next post.
- You: ‘con que mentira vendés tu verdad’. Me: I’ll skip the lies—truth is I’m only here because your timeline made me fall harder than Tan Biónica tickets and broken headphones combined.
- You survived private school, River heartbreaks, missing Travis Scott and still say ‘me enamoré de agosto’… if you can love a month that much, I’d love to see what you’d do with a whole year with me.
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Your new Twitter bio
Argentinian kid who lost his pants at a Dillom show, still argues about River’s lineup and Fito’s greatness. Music, football, rain and mild chaos.– @simonruchini
Your signature cocktail
Crepa en Zig Zag
The Crepa en Zig Zag is a loud, messy, very Argentinian mix — like tweeting “but i am crepa🫦🫦🫦” right after declaring “amo solo a mi mujer”. Fernet with cola is the base, a classic River-plateo energy for someone who screams about Demichelis in threads like “que tanto te cuesta una 4 5 1 demichelis la concha de tu madre”. The red wine reduction nods to the fútbol-tribune drama and nights of “traigan vinos que copas sobran” vs. “traigan copas que vinos sobrsn”, strong but still a bit romantic. Grapefruit juice brings bitterness and brightness for the emotional whiplash of “los domingos y los martes m dan depresion” and “me enamore d agosto mas meses como agosto!!!!!!”. A spicy chili tincture hits like the unfiltered takes in “fito paez es mas rockstar q media escena d trap arg”, while the black salt rim is the dark humor of posting “en el proceso del suicidio” and still showing up to shout, stalk, love, and live in pure zig zag.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
The defining traits here are impulsiveness, intensity of feeling, and a tendency to charge straight at whatever he cares about, which are very Gryffindor. His football rants show a hot‑blooded, confrontational style, like calling the coach a “cornudo” and demanding tactical changes in tweets such as “que tanto te cuesta una 4 5 1 demichelis la concha de tu madre” and “demichelis cornudo de mierda como no lo vas a meter a echeverri”. He’s also unabashedly passionate about the artists he loves, declaring things like “gracias por existir dillom.” and “la concha puta de la lora que buen album dios mio”, which shows that he wears his heart on his sleeve. Even his darker or dramatic posts, such as “en el proceso del suicidio”, are shared bluntly and without self‑protection, reflecting Gryffindor’s reckless openness rather than Slytherin self‑preservation. All of this paints a picture of someone driven more by raw courage and emotion than by calculation or detached analysis, aligning him most strongly with Gryffindor.
Your movie
Your song
Okupas (Interludio) - WOS
A well-suited song is Okupas (Interludio) by WOS, which captures a mix of melancholy, romantic obsession, and existential wandering that shows up constantly in their timeline. They’re intensely into WOS and the Argentine scene, as seen in posts like “si dios quiere el 23 t veo devuelta wos🙏🙏🙏🙏” and “fui contemporaneo a wos y dillom juntos.”, so choosing a WOS track fits their musical identity. The song’s introspective mood and lines about walking aimlessly and feeling out of place match tweets such as “me pase todo el recital sin lompa literal” and “me paso toda la noche caminando en zig zaggg”, where chaos and vulnerability coexist. Their darker, self-destructive humor and flirtation with suicidal imagery in “en el proceso del suicidio” resonate with the song’s undercurrent of emotional exhaustion and drifting. At the same time, their obsessive love and jealousy, like “amo solo a mi mujer” and “ok lo admito soy celoso”, align with the interludio’s fixation on someone who centers your universe while everything else feels off-balance.
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