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The user's bio and many tweets reveal a rebellious, anti‑establishment attitude, similar to Bart’s constant defiance of authority, as seen in "Why attack a pacifist like they're Putin themself" and "Woke will rebound so hard that America will become the first true communist country ☝️". Their chaotic meme‑filled posting style, jumping from car talk ("my V8s are reaaaally seized n full of old oil") to random pop‑culture references ("Half life 3 announcement timer"), mirrors Bart’s love of pranks and meme‑like antics. The user’s teenage‑ish identity struggles and outspoken political commentary ("growing up gay in a rural conservative area deprived me of so much") echo Bart’s role as a misunderstood youth pushing boundaries. While Bart isn’t a car enthusiast, his penchant for loud, impulsive statements such as "I drive a 1996 4runner, I wish gas was as cheap as MAGA claims it is" captures the same brash, unfiltered voice. Overall, the combination of anti‑authority rhetoric, meme‑driven chaos, and a youthful, rebellious tone aligns best with Bart Simpson.

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The user’s posts are heavily centered on personal feelings and internal concerns, as seen in "My mom has lost a good job due to tariffs ... Fuck you Fiendstra." indicating introversion. They frequently speculate about future political shifts, for example "Woke will rebound so hard that America will become the first true communist country ☝️," reflecting an intuitive (N) orientation. Their language is driven by strong values and moral outrage, such as "My mom has lost a good job..." and "Transphobic furries should be put in labs and dissected for science," showing a feeling (F) decision style. The stream of random, spontaneous statements like "I got bored" and meme‑based jokes reveal a perceiving (P) lifestyle rather than structured planning. Overall these traits align best with the INFP personality type.

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Midwest car aficionado & leftist commentator. Survived a 1996 4Runner crash, now chasing V8s, memes, and progressive politics. #Iowa– @SimplyCrashed

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The V8 Anarchist cocktail captures the chaotic energy of @SimplyCrashed, mixing bold flavors that mirror their love of cars and leftist fire. A base of bourbon represents their Midwestern roots ('Iowan | Car guy'), while chili‑infused mezcal adds the smoky heat of their political rants like 'Woke will rebound so hard that America will become the first true communist country ☝️'. Fresh lemon juice gives a sour bite echoing their angry tweet about tariffs and their mom’s job loss: 'My mom has lost a good job due to tariffs and is getting paid half what she used to be paid at a GOP defunded school.' Maple syrup adds a sweet, earthy note nodding to Iowa’s farms, and a splash of cola acts as the "fuel" for the V8, recalling 'my V8s are reaaaally seized n full of old oil btwww,, >w<'. The drink’s fizz and spice embody the user’s meme‑filled, unpredictable timeline, making it a perfect tribute.

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The user repeatedly expresses a desire for radical change and personal influence over political outcomes, reflecting Slytherin's ambition, as seen in the tweet "I am a titoist. I will take out hundreds of thousands in loans cause american capitalism will collapse sometime within the next year." They also show a willingness to manipulate information, posting "Posting leaks but saying they aren't real to throw people off" to mislead others. Their confidence that "Woke will rebound so hard that America will become the first true communist country" illustrates a drive for power. Additionally, they confront authority directly, stating "The surpeme court is going to destroy the libertarian dream of gay guys defending their weed with guns in 3 months," which aligns with Slytherin's bold, strategic nature.

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The song 'Born This Way' resonates with @SimplyCrashed's embrace of their identity and their advocacy for acceptance, especially reflected in tweets like "growing up gay in a rural conservative area deprived me of so much. Its basically already over" and "Transphobes are incompatible with a civilized society and should be removed from it if we ever wish to move forward." These themes of self-acceptance and resilience against societal pressures parallel the empowering message of the song. Additionally, their engagement with topics of community and advocacy aligns with the uplifting nature of 'Born This Way', making it a fitting anthem for their expression of individuality and activism.

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