
Strengths and Weaknesses

Your Simpsons character
Zoe mirrors Lisa Simpson's blend of high-level intellectualism and deep existential angst. Like Lisa, she is frequently critical of media and authority, as seen when she discusses the “necessity of an avoid list” or critiques authors for their “mediocrity”. She possesses a literary flair, describing herself as “depressed but not illiterate” while analyzing Moby Dick and Metamorphosis. Despite her sophisticated tastes, she struggles with the mundane realities of life and employment, once joking that she brings a “‘that’s actually literature’ vibe to conversations about pornography” which aligns perfectly with Lisa's often misunderstood, precocious nature.

Your MBTI personality Type
Zoe displays Introversion through her preference for solitary creative pursuits like drawing and reading, notably “reading aggressively until the writing comes naturally again.” Her Intuition is evident in her deep, abstract analysis of Bungo Stray Dogs characters, such as her critique of Dazai’s “failure to commit suicide as a crazy off chance caused by clumsy execution.” As a Feeling type, she prioritizes emotional resonance and personal values, arguing that “scaling is stored in the heart” and expressing strong empathy for fictional struggles. Finally, her Perceiving trait is highlighted by a spontaneous and occasionally disorganized lifestyle, frequently tweeting about “fuck around and figure it out along the way” and the struggle of getting “impatient” with her own creative pacing.

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Digital artist and writer exploring the nuances of classic literature and BSD. Once mistook a Santa costume for a family crisis; now I just analyze Dazai.– @simplydazai_

Your signature cocktail
This drink captures Zoe’s energy as a “depressed but not illiterate” writer, mixing the high-brow bitterness of literary analysis with a “chronic dr pepper addiction.” The dark espresso base reflects her “highly sophisticated nonsensical ramblings,” while a sharp garnish of silver leaf honors her “boy em dash” and her love for punctuation. The absinthe float adds a chaotic, experimental edge for someone who brings a “‘that’s actually literature’ vibe to conversations about pornography.” It’s a complex, high-effort beverage designed for a “person who has job now” but still finds life “flips from super awesome to miserable every like five minutes.”

Your Hogwarts House
Zoe displays a distinct Ravenclaw analytical nature, often deconstructing literary themes and the creative process, such as when she critiques how BSD Dazai’s failure to commit suicide is written. She prioritizes intellectual stimulation, noting her strategy to “read aggressively until the writing comes naturally again” and identifying as “depressed but not illiterate.” Her wit and appreciation for complexity are evident in her defense of challenging texts, arguing against the idea of “Moby Dick and Metamorphosis being simple straightforward texts.” Ultimately, her bio’s focus on “highly sophisticated nonsensical ramblings” and her habit of bringing a “‘that’s actually literature’ vibe” to unconventional topics cement her place in the house of the wise and curious.

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This song perfectly captures the duality of Zoe’s highly sophisticated nonsensical ramblings and the emotional exhaustion of her self-perception. She often reflects on her own isolation and the difficulty of social performance, noting that “when you think of yourself lowly it also makes other people mad.” The lyrics mirror her tendency to analyze her flaws through a literary lens, such as when she describes herself as a “depressed but not illiterate” individual who finds connection through fictional characters like Dazai. Her tweets oscillate between self-deprecating humor and deep melancholy, admitting it “flips from super awesome to miserable every like five minutes.” Ultimately, the song suits someone who embraces being a 'wild card' while navigating the struggles of job hunting and the “clumsy execution” of existing in a judgmental world.

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