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Much like Robert Terwilliger, @SinoIronGuard is a highly cultured, intellectual traditionalist who harbors a deep-seated, sophisticated disdain for modern liberal 'degeneracy' and the current geopolitical order. Both figures possess a flair for the dramatic and a rigid ideological framework, with the user calling for extreme measures such as how the “death penalty is the only suitable punishment” for those they deem immoral. While Bob is obsessed with high culture and revenge, this user combines a religious zealotry for the “Holy Catholic Church” with a militant, authoritarian political stance, even suggesting that “We need another Inquisition”. Ultimately, they both share a 'refined' but dangerous worldview that justifies harsh retribution against their perceived enemies.

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SinoIronGuard displays Introversion (I) through a focus on solitary intellectual synthesis and a defensive stance toward external institutions, even warning that “If anything happens to me, it was the CIA or Mossad.” They demonstrate Intuition (N) by constantly connecting disparate geopolitical events into a grand, abstract worldview, such as linking “the true face of Xinjiang separatism” to “Zionism.” Their Thinking (T) trait is evident in their blunt, often harsh logical frameworks for justice, callously stating that “the death penalty is the only suitable punishment for these people.” Finally, they exhibit Judging (J) through a highly structured, dogmatic vision for the world, proposing specific political re-orderings like “forming an autonomous state... under Polish sovereignty” to resolve historical conflicts.

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Catholic advocate for Pan-Asian unity and Tridemist values. When I’m not defending traditional family structures, I’m hunting for the perfect Dongfeng plushie.– @SinoIronGuard

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This cocktail is a potent, 'Confucian Fascist' blend designed to be as unshakeable as the user's worldview. The Maotai base honors his 'infinite KMT aura,' while the altar wine represents his stance that “The gates of Hell shall never prevail against the Holy Catholic Church.”. The drink is aggressively bitter, mirroring his stance as the “CEO of 'Israel' Disrespectors”, and packs a punch that matches his call to “Wake up, Asia”. Finally, it’s garnished with a missile skewer because he “WANT A DONGFENG PLUSHIE” and believes you “NEED” nuclear weapons.

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SinoIronGuard displays the classic Slytherin trait of valuing group-specific loyalty and hierarchy over universalism, evidenced by his “Confucian Fascist” bio and his vision for an “autonomous region where Catholicism is the state religion”. His leadership style is characterized by a desire for strongman-led order, praising a leader because “He mogs them all” and advocating for the “death penalty” as a tool of state power. He shows great resourcefulness in forming ideological alliances based on common enemies, noting it is “pragmatic” to give credit to rivals when their goals align with his Pan-Asian ambitions. Ultimately, his focus on blood-based kinship, stating “the Japanese people are still relates to us Chinese by blood”, mirrors the Slytherin emphasis on lineage and the preservation of one's own kind.

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This user combines militant traditionalist Catholicism with a hardline anti-Western, pro-Eurasianist stance, often utilizing the aesthetics of historical grand struggles. Their worldview is defined by a fierce opposition to liberal democracy and 'Zionism,' famously claiming that “the West has NEVER seen us Asians as human beings”. They advocate for a civilizational alliance against the United States, even going as far as to tweet “DEATH TO AMERICA” while supporting figures like Maduro and Putin. Given their 'Ex-Communist' background and current Confucian Fascist identity, a song that captures the spirit of revolutionary fervor, traditional duty, and the rise of the East—like a sweeping military anthem from the Red Army—best reflects their desire to “Wake up, Asia” and restore a lost imperial or spiritual order.

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