siobears
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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Observant: She notices small details and turns them into jokes or art, as when she tweets 'the quiet sadness of the costco food court' and measures strangers' 'aura level' on the train.
- Playful: Her feed is full of theatrical hyperbole and bits, like 'selling my kidney for miku expo tickets' and 'new bit is to rp as reddit snoo', showing a gleeful sense of play.
- Community-minded: She values intimate online spaces and shared fandoms, explicitly writing 'the dr pepper discord is the only safe space ive ever felt comfortable in', which highlights loyalty to small groups.
- Self-aware: She openly self-mockingly frames her insecurities as material — 'last night i drew myself as a wojak to deflate my inflating ego' — which shows reflective humor.
- Culturally literate: She references and enjoys a spectrum of media — anime, indie music, niche games — with tweets like 'houseki no kuni...' and 'when that adrianne lenker comes on while you’re walking home from the library at 8:48 pm >>>'.
Weaknesses:
- Self-deprecating: She often makes herself the butt of the joke — 'i was stupid and gay and that you should treat everyone nicely and then i went home' — which can undercut confidence.
- Impulsive: Her joking extremes like 'selling my kidney for miku expo tickets' and 'baja blast dinner #fuckit' suggest quick, unfiltered reactions that can go too far.
- Anxious: Physical descriptions of discomfort — 'when u can feel every speck of dust entering your pores' and worrying about spilled drinks — point to a tendency toward social anxiety or sensory overwhelm.
- Distractable: A wide scatter of interests from 'four swords' to 'dr pepper discord' to 'mood board' implies many projects and fandoms, which might dilute focus on any single long-term goal.
- Economically constrained: Frequent jokes about money like 'having $68.13 in my chequing account has never felt so good' and not affording remakes show practical financial pressure.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Lisa's earnest intelligence, love of music, and awkward-but-committed moral life map well to Siobhan. Both have an affinity for niche art and indie sensibility (Siobhan: 'when that adrianne lenker comes on...'), a tendency to intellectualize small moments (calculating 'aura level' on the train), and an inclination to speak with frankness and heart about what matters to them.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
Siobhan reads as ENFP: outgoing, imaginative, feeling-led, and spontaneous. Extraverted: she posts social micro-stories, mentions live streams and shared spaces ('new bit is to rp as reddit snoo', 'oomf liking my tweet while she sits next 2 me'). Intuitive: she gamifies aura levels and riffs on surreal comedy bits ('today i’m on the train calculating people’s aura level'), seeing patterns and making playful leaps. Feeling: her emphasis on safe spaces and warmth ('the dr pepper discord is the only safe space ive ever felt comfortable in', 'let’s learn to take up space with mama') shows people-centered decision-making. Perceiving: her scatter of projects, hyperbolic fandom jokes ('selling my kidney for miku expo tickets'), and spontaneous mood-boarding indicate a flexible, exploratory style.
Some pickup lines for you
- If you sold your kidney for Miku Expo tickets, I’d auction my hoodie to sit next to you in the front row.
- Are you a cardigan? Because I want to buy you and then immediately wear you everywhere — '*buys a cardigan and wears it*'.
- You must be a Dr Pepper spill, because my heart just slipped and did a theatrical faceplant like 'i just spilled dr pepper all over the sidewalk'.
- I framed a Wojak once to deflate my ego, but I’d hang your photo on my wall and call it the main exhibit — 'what would u do if you came into my room and saw this photo framed on my wall?'
- Call me a bus aura stat — I’d give you 999 AP/s just to watch you read on the train.
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Illustrator & tiny rotten-girl chronicler 🌻 | fan of weird anime, indie music, and bus aura math | zines, warm sandwiches, and low-budget cosplay | commissions & gentle chaos– @siobears
Your signature cocktail
Cardigan & Dr Pepper
This slightly weird, comforting cocktail reflects her cozy-but-offbeat taste: the Dr Pepper reduction nods to 'the dr pepper discord is the only safe space ive ever felt comfortable in' and the downhill-but-comforting sweetness of spilled-soda stories. The bourbon brings warmth for late-night library vibes ('ribs and tumeric beet salad night at the library'), lime cuts through the melancholy like her ironic humor ('i will be pretty when i die'), and rosemary provides a homey, crafty garnish that suits her cardigan-and-moodboard sensibility.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Siobhan best fits Hufflepuff for her loyalty, warmth, and community orientation. She writes that 'the dr pepper discord is the only safe space ive ever felt comfortable in' and tweets small acts of kindness and communal comfort like 'let’s learn to take up space with mama'. Her patience with niche friends and fandoms (celebrating friends discovering Zero Escape, sharing music from people close to her) matches the house's steady, inclusive values. She’s less about seeking glory and more about being a reliable, comforting presence to the people around her.
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Your song
Skinny Love - Bon Iver
The spare, melancholic intimacy of 'Skinny Love' mirrors Siobhan’s late-evening indie moments — she writes 'when that adrianne lenker comes on while you’re walking home from the library at 8:48 pm >>>', and that quiet, bittersweet walking-home mood is exactly the atmosphere of this song. The lyricism and vulnerable tone pair with her self-aware, wistful humor ('i will be pretty when i die').
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