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The user most closely matches Bart Simpson, with a mix of snark, irreverence, and a tendency to roast everything around them. They mock things they think are lame or low-effort, like when they say “modern vocaloid songs suck ass they always saying some shit like ‘i i ate ate some some chicken chicken and also candy candy yum yum’”, which mirrors Bart’s habit of clowning on trends and authority. Their bio — “cool ass 🚨 MINOR 🚨 with sentience” — and lines like “i havent played this game since last year you greedy fucks” show a rebellious, boundary-pushing attitude similar to Bart’s constant rule-breaking and complaints about unfairness. They also mix edgy humor with sharp criticism of media and fandoms, as in “im tired of people sexualizing any and all feminine entities” and “people who indulge in like 3 genres and only enjoy nintendo and sega debating this list is rlly funny u guys dont know shit”, which fits Bart’s pattern of loudly calling things out while still being very online and pop-culture obsessed. Overall, the combination of juvenile edge, sarcasm, and unexpectedly pointed commentary makes Bart the closest match.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert (I): there’s no mention of parties, friends, or social life, and most posts are commentary on media or online communities from a detached distance, like criticizing Vocaloid trends in “modern vocaloid songs suck ass...” and Roblox dev styles in “always the non asymms that understand how to make a roblox game look like a roblox game”. They lean Intuition (N) because they often discuss patterns and concepts rather than concrete details, such as questioning design philosophy in Sonic fangames in “why a game based on sonic... still relies on outside media for its emote and cosmetic choices” and commenting on fandom culture in “om players moving to fractured genesis as if they arent planning to doxx the devs...”. Their tone is strongly Thinking (T): they’re blunt, analytical, and often critical, using harsh language without cushioning feelings, as seen in “you people have 3 unfinished shows” and “i havent played this game since last year you greedy fucks”, though they do show values (e.g., anti-sexualization) in “im tired of people sexualizing any and all feminine entities” expressed in a logical-complaint style. They appear Perceiving (P) rather than structured and planned; their tweets are spontaneous reactions, memes, and off-the-cuff critiques, such as the impulsive jab at meme accounts in “this is basically just a money farm memeposting account...” and playful speculation about game challenges in “if its a falling challenge we might have to say bye to balloon”. Overall, a sarcastic, analytical, media-critical style with abstract pattern-spotting and low emphasis on social sharing points most strongly to INTP.

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He/him · minor · opinions on games, cartoons & internet weirdness. Once opened a ‘suspicious link’ just to screenshot it for the group chat.– @sir_stickYT

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This drink runs on chaotic media brainrot and sharp opinions, so the base is spiced dark rum for that slightly jaded, older-than-their-age energy you feel when they say “modern vocaloid songs suck ass… i wanna hear teto scream about how much she wants to die not whatever this is”. Sour cherry juice brings the tangy, mildly bitter vibe of calling out fandoms and dev communities, like when they complain about players ready to doxx devs in “om players moving to fractured genesis as if they arent planning to doxx the devs the millisecond an update gets delayed”. The tonic water is that dry, internet-poisoned humor that powers lines such as “its so strange how this is basically just a money farm memeposting account but the dude gives like zero context or credit…”. A dash of chili bitters represents their willingness to go for the throat when annoyed, as in “i havent played this game since last year you greedy fucks”. Finally, cotton candy-flavored syrup adds a deceptively playful sweetness that nods to their teen, memey, Vocaloid/Roblox/anime aesthetic and the way they’ll critique sexualization with an oddly wholesome core, like “im tired of people sexualizing any and all feminine entities”.

Your Hogwarts House
Their tweets show a strong focus on media criticism and thoughtful analysis, which aligns with Ravenclaw’s valuing of wit and reflection. For example, they critique trends in Vocaloid with a specific standard in mind, wanting emotional depth instead of shallow lyrics: “modern vocaloid songs suck ass... i wanna hear teto scream about how much she wants to die not whatever this is”. They also analyze game design choices and aesthetics, praising developers who understand platform-specific style: “always the non asymms that understand how to make a roblox game look like a roblox game”. Their curiosity about design decisions in a Sonic-based game shows them thinking about thematic coherence and reference usage: “i genuinely wonder why a game based on sonic... still relies on outside media for its emote and cosmetic choices”. Even when criticizing people’s taste in games, they do so from a perspective of breadth and knowledge, mocking narrow exposure to media: “people who indulge in like 3 genres and only enjoy nintendo and sega debating this list is rlly funny u guys dont know shit”. This pattern of critical thinking, media literacy, and dry, somewhat cutting wit is most consistent with a Ravenclaw temperament rather than the more emotion-driven boldness of Gryffindor or the overt ambition of Slytherin.

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A fitting song for them is Teenagers by My Chemical Romance, which channels frustrated, sarcastic teen energy with a mix of humor and genuine discontent. Their bio highlights being a minor and having a sharp, blocking-first attitude: “cool ass 🚨 MINOR 🚨 with sentience basic dni im not a whiny loser so ill just block whoever i dont like anyway”, which matches the song’s defiant stance toward the world around them. Their taste for darker, emotionally intense media shows when they complain about modern Vocaloid, saying they prefer when “i wanna hear teto scream about how much she wants to die not whatever this is”, echoing the song’s more morbid, dramatic teen angst. They’re also openly critical and jaded about fandoms and games, like calling out doxx-happy players in “om players moving to fractured genesis as if they arent planning to doxx the devs the millisecond an update gets delayed” and mocking media consumption habits in “you people have 3 unfinished shows”, all of which fits the song’s theme of being distrustful and fed up with the surrounding culture. Overall, Teenagers captures their mix of edgy humor, dissatisfaction, and teen rebellion.

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