Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally honest: Openly shares distress and complicated feelings, like jealousy and self-hate, instead of hiding them, e.g. “Me looking at sh posts and seeing tendons…” and “I really wanna cxt but I also don't have the energy too…”.
- Community‑oriented: Frequently engages with and appreciates moots, celebrates follower milestones, and wants to add friends to favorites, e.g. “I CANT ADD MORE OF MY OOMFS TO MY FAV OOMFS?? WAHHHH I LOVE YALL” and “50 FOLLOWERS!!! CREAMING RN!!!”.
- Creative artist: Makes TikToks, moodboards, OCs, and ship art ideas, e.g. “My OC Icarus mood board! 🔪” and talks about drawing gory scenes in “I would draw ship art of me and Nikolai…”.
- Caring grandson: Shows concern and emotional sensitivity about grandma, feels heartbroken when she cries and worries about leaving her alone, e.g. “my grandma came into the room and was crying… so heartbreaking.” and “I can't leave my grandma alone or not deal with my IRL shit”.
- Self‑aware humor: Uses humor and self-deprecation to cope and connect, like “In a bath robe while clothes are washing and I feel like a cunty rich guy” and nostalgic jokes in “This is so 2017 core (I was 11 back then :p)”.
Weaknesses:
- Self‑harm fixation: Talks about cutting as a central focus, anticipates new razors, and frames it as content, e.g. “MY RAZORS CAME”, “My very short sesh 🧵 (With pictures…)”, and “I should cxt tmr and do a little cute edit!!”.
- Suicidal hopelessness: Expresses strong desire to die and belief that they should not exist, e.g. “Why can't I just d13 already… Just let me go” and “My family keeps saying wanting to kms is stupid… Ok I just wanna km$ more now”.
- Body hatred: Describes themself as disgusting and fixates on BMI and weight in a harsh way, e.g. “DUDE MY BMI IS 47… I WOULD HAVE TO LOSE 135 POUNDS” and “Actually vomits everywhere… I look SO disgusting”.
- Pain‑seeking envy: Feels jealous of others’ severe injuries and wants worse scars, e.g. “seeing tendons… I'm so nauseous and jealous… Why do I want to get worse” and “Just saw some crazy cxts… Yet envious… I want scars so badly”.
- External validation‑dependent: Ties mood and actions to online interaction and community status, e.g. “What should I do if I hit 100 followers guys??”, excitement about notifications in “Me when I had over 20 notifications…”, and pride that people “see my cxts” in “I think it's so awesome sauce you guys see my cxts 💪”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They most closely resemble Lisa Simpson, who is highly self-critical, sensitive, and intellectual but struggles with feeling misunderstood and isolated. Like Lisa, this user has strong emotional depth and introspection, seen when they say things like “I really wanna cxt but I also don't have the energy too God what's wrong with me Why can't I just d13 already” and “My family keeps saying wanting to kms is stupid. That I'm only 20 and have so much to go… Ok I just wanna km$ more now”, echoing Lisa’s feeling that no one truly gets her pain. They show a creative, fandom-oriented side with OCs and art, like “My OC Icarus mood board! 🔪 #art #moodboard #aesthetic” and “I would draw ship art of me and Nikolai but he's so flipping hard to draw Specifically g0r3 art of me and him”, similar to Lisa’s use of music, writing, and activism as outlets. Their compassion for others and conflict with their own body image, such as “As a fattie, seeing all the hate on fat people is crazy lols We didn't do nothing to you skinny people 😞” and “I'm so tired of being fat that I'm gonna start walking everyday next week”, mirror Lisa’s mix of social awareness and intense self-criticism. Even their bond with their grandma, shown in “I feel so bad because my grandma came into the room and was crying… She never cries. We found it but it was so heartbreaking.”, reflects the deep empathy and family concern Lisa often carries despite feeling emotionally distant from others.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert (I) more than Extrovert: while they enjoy moots and interaction, most posts are introspective, focused on their inner world and distress, e.g. “I really wanna cxt but I also don't have the energy too God what's wrong with me Why can't I just d13 already” and “I think to myself is it really this worth it if I hesitate… I want to scar myself. The process is just scary. I hate pain”. They fit Intuition (N) over Sensing because they frequently move from concrete events to meaning and symbolism, like turning a mood board and OC into a larger emotional aesthetic “My OC Icarus mood board! 🔪 #art #moodboard #aesthetic” and fantasizing in vivid, metaphorical ways “him r1pping out my guts and telling me that I'm doing so good while the life from my eyes fades away”. They clearly favor Feeling (F), centering emotions, validation, and hurt over logical analysis: they worry about disappointing their grandma “my grandma came into the room and was crying… She never cries. We found it but it was so heartbreaking.” and react strongly to perceived fatphobia and self-worth issues “As a fattie, seeing all the hate on fat people is crazy lols”. Their lifestyle and tweeting style are more Perceiving (P) than Judging: plans are impulsive and changeable—“Yeah. I'm gonna cxt tonight.” vs later hesitation “I might cxt tonight I'm not sure”—and they oscillate between ideas (walking every day, meal changes, edits) without clear structured follow-through “I'm so tired of being fat that I'm gonna start walking everyday next week.”. Taken together—deep emotional intensity, fantasy-oriented aesthetics, values-centered reactions, and a somewhat unstructured, reactive approach to life—this profile best matches INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said Pinterest called you a ‘sad fatty,’ but honestly it must be broken, because all I see is ‘20-year-old pro-recovery artist with an S-tier grandma and main-character vibes.’ Can I apply to be on your mood board next to Icarus?
- You: ‘Is y’all remember VenturianTale, y’all know ball and I will make out with you.’ Me: *remembers VenturianTale, quotes Terrifier, and owns an Undertale necklace.* So uh… when do I cash in that make-out coupon?
- You keep calling yourself disgusting after eating and stressing about BMI, but then you’re out here cooking fries and chicken, living for yogurt, and planning walks. Lowkey, that mix of honesty and effort is way hotter than any number on a scale.
- You made a ‘2017 core’ TikTok about your childhood trauma and still managed to make it funny. If you can romanticize that and survive the Psych ER, imagine the edit we could make out of us getting Taco Bell after a rough day.
- You want Nikolai to rip your guts out and tell you you’re ‘doing so good’ while your life fades away, but hear me out: what if instead I hold your hand, hype up your art, and tell you you’re doing so good while you realize you actually kinda want to stay?
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Your new Twitter bio
20 | he/him | art, OCs & recovery journey from the middle of nowhere Manitoba. Once went to the psych ER and still only wanted Taco Bell.– @sirbleedzalot
Your signature cocktail
Bleedzalot Brain Slush
Blackberry vodka gives it a dark, heady punch for their chaotic, hyper-online energy and love of edgy aesthetics, like “I would draw ship art of me and Nikolai but he's so flipping hard to draw Specifically g0r3 art of me and him. ^_^// like him r1pping out my guts and telling me that I'm doing so good while the life from my eyes fades away”. Cherry Kool-Aid syrup nods to the neon, 2010s-core nostalgia of “Tiktok video I made This is so 2017 core (I was 11 back then :p and my god the traumas LMFAO) #childhood #memories” and their playful tone even when things are dark. A vanilla yogurt foam on top represents the small, soft self-care wins like “The beginning of a new era :) Making my own fries and chicken and a yogurt (Ts was actually so much better than what I was eating before omfg)”, showing sweetness trying to float above everything else. The sea salt & lime rim brings a sharp, bitter edge for the self-deprecating humor and body image pain in “As a fattie, seeing all the hate on fat people is crazy lols We didn't do nothing to you skinny people 😞”. Finally, crushed ice with a drizzle of grenadine mirrors the fractured, stop‑start harm and recovery cycle in posts like “I really wanna cxt but I also don't have the energy too God what's wrong with me Why can't I just d13 already” and “The beginning of a new era :)”, making the whole drink look like a messy but mesmerizing slush of contradictions.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Their defining traits are attachment, care for others, and a desire for connection even while they are struggling. They interrupt self-harm sessions to answer friends, writing that when friends text them mid-episode they "always put the blade down to answer them" and then hesitate to continue, because that connection matters to them despite believing they "deserve this" (“Texting friends while mid sesh or them asking during it is so heartbreaking to me because I always put the blade down to answer them Then hesitate after to keep going But I deserve this I deserve to be hurt and bleed . #suicidaltwt”). They also show strong loyalty and affection for their online circle, celebrating their followers with things like “50 FOLLOWERS!!! CREAMING RN!!!” and worrying when "slitside" disappears while immediately asking for another community to join (“Slitside has deactivated 💔 Any other sh communities I can join? #shtwt #shedtwt #edtwt #suicidaltwt”). Their deep concern for their grandmother, such as feeling heartbroken when she is in tears over a lost wedding ring and focusing on her emotions rather than their own (“She never cries. We found it but it was so heartbreaking.”), and going to the Psych ER partly because they "can't leave my grandma alone or not deal with my IRL shit" (“It's sad bc I do lowkey wanna km$ and die but I can't leave my grandma alone or not deal with my IRL shit :p”), underlines a core of loyalty and responsibility to others. Even their self-deprecating humor towards themselves and identification as "a fattie" in the face of societal hate (“As a fattie, seeing all the hate on fat people is crazy lols We didn't do nothing to you skinny people 😞 #shtwt #shedtwt #edtwt #suicidaltwt”) shows a fairness-focused, gentle stance rather than a cunning or glory-seeking one. Taken together, these patterns of loyalty, care, and valuing relationships over their own impulses are most consistent with Hufflepuff.
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Your song
Bury a Friend - Billie Eilish
Bury a Friend fits them because it captures a mix of morbid fascination, self‑destruction, and dark aesthetics that runs through their tweets. In the song, Billie sings from the perspective of a monster under the bed, mirroring how they talk about themselves as someone who ‘deserves’ pain, like when they say “But I deserve this I deserve to be hurt and bleed .” They’re both openly suicidal and exhausted, writing things like “God what's wrong with me Why can't I just d13 already I hurt so many people Now it's my time Please If there is a god Let me pass away”, which parallels the song’s obsession with death and disappearance. At the same time, they aestheticize their pain and gore, as in “I would draw ship art of me and Nikolai but he's so flipping hard to draw Specifically g0r3 art of me and him. ^_^// like him r1pping out my guts”, echoing the eerie, horror‑movie tone and body‑focused imagery of Bury a Friend. Their mix of gallows humor and vulnerability, like “I think it's so awesome sauce you guys see my cxts 💪 like thank you guys for liking them so much”, also fits the song’s unsettling blend of detached coolness and genuine anguish.
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