Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Musically versatile: He is a “seasoned musician” who plays keyboard and guitar, and offers “piano lessons” via Skype.
- Humble: He poke fun at his own performances, joking about “howl out other people's songs” or “botch other people's music.”
- Appreciative: He frequently praises his crew and peers, giving “much appreciation” to tour mates and crediting his “merch dealer” for her photography.
- Family oriented: He shares sweet personal anecdotes about his “2 year old son” calling his guitar a 'tootar'.
- Resilient: Despite being “never informed” about new shows for his former band, he maintains a positive outlook for the fans.
Weaknesses:
- Poor communication: He admitted to being “never informed” about his own band's upcoming shows, suggesting a disconnect in professional management.
- Indecisive: He openly struggles with simple choices, describing himself as “torn between” various fantasy football players.
- Technologically dependent: He asks if he must “log in to fb and annoy everyone” just to transfer a mobile game between phones.
- Weather sensitive: He displays a low tolerance for certain climates, suggesting “those who prefer this cold and wet weather must not have dogs.”
- Competitive frustration: He posts a “sweaty angry self shot” after losing a basketball game, indicating he takes sports losses to heart.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Like Lisa, Bradley is a seasoned musician who deeply values the artistic integrity and history of his craft, evidenced when he reflects on how “we all gave birth to this monster” regarding a decade-old album. He shares Lisa's intellectual curiosity and discipline, whether he is offering “piano lessons and how to's” or noting that one is “never too old to learn.” Despite his talent, he maintains a humble, slightly self-deprecating perspective on his performances, joking about his “howl out other people's songs” or “botch other people's music.” Ultimately, his blend of musical passion, educational spirit, and devotion to family mirrors the core traits of The Simpsons’ resident saxophonist.
Your MBTI personality Type
ESFP
Bradley exhibits Extroversion through his constant engagement with crowds and sports, often inviting others to “Come watch me howl out other people's songs” or “school some Aussies today in hoop.” His Sensing trait is highlighted by a focus on immediate physical experiences, such as describing “mind blowing” tacos or noting the “Perfect weather here today in Lowell, Ma.” He shows a strong Feeling preference by prioritizing harmony and shared memories, notably when he “encourage[s] you to continue enjoying the music and memories we shared together” despite conflict. Finally, his Perceiving nature is evident in his spontaneous, go-with-the-flow attitude, such as when he admits “Sometimes you just need a new song” or asks followers for “stocks and crypto” resources on a whim.
Some pickup lines for you
- I’m no Matt or Derrick, but I definitely would have informed you that you’ve been playing on my mind all day.
- I promise my fantasy football skills are better than my Madden game—give me a chance and I’ll never make you resort to a flex play.
- I'm looking for a seasoned musician to give me some 'tootar' lessons... or we could just skip the Skype and grab a Chicken McGriddle together?
- Forget Chelsea, you’re the only ballerina I want to see on stage tonight.
- Are you the cold and wet Michigan weather? Because even though I have a dog, I think I’ve finally found a reason to prefer staying inside with you.
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Michigan-based musician and proud dad to a 'tootar' player. When I'm not on tour or teaching piano, I’m chasing stocks and losing at Madden to my bandmates.– @sirbradleybell
Your signature cocktail
The Key-tootar Martini
This cocktail is a 'seasoned musician' in a glass, capturing the spirit of a man who’s been everywhere from Singapore to Puerto Rico. The Michigan cherry bourbon honors his roots and his love for a “beautiful fall day in michigan,” while the espresso provides the high-energy jolt needed for life on the “#parksanddevastationtour.” A salted caramel swirl represents his 'sweet' side as a dad whose “2 year old son calls the guitar a 'tootar',” contrasting with the smoky garnish for the guy who loves “#metal.” It is strong and classic, much like the “music and memories” he shared with his longtime bandmates.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Bradley demonstrates the quintessential Hufflepuff traits of loyalty and community-mindedness, evidenced by his recent public solidarity with his former bandmates, stating that “Matt, Pat, Derrick, Jason, and I will not be playing the upcoming Chiodos shows” because they were excluded from the decision. His humility and kindness shine through when he invites fans to watch him “howl out other people's songs” or “botch other people's music,” showing a lack of the ego often found in other houses. He consistently prioritizes interpersonal connections, whether he is “Excited to hit the stage tonight” to see fans or expressing gratitude because he is “Blessed to have fans in other cultures!”. This deep-seated value for the collective experience and his inclusive nature make him a clear fit for the house of the loyal.
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Home - Edward Sharpe and The Magnetic Zeros
Bradley Bell's feed captures the life of a seasoned musician who finds joy in the balance between the road and his roots. While he shares many updates from global tours, such as being “stoked to be hitting Australia again” or noting that “Monterey was amazing tonight”, his heart remains tied to his family and his home state. He frequently expresses a deep appreciation for his personal life, like when his “2 year old son calls the guitar a 'tootar'” or when he's “cookin white chicken chili on this beautiful fall day in michigan”. Home perfectly reflects this sentiment, celebrating the idea that no matter how far one travels across “michigan. the world,” the truest happiness is found with the people you love.
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