Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Self-aware: Shows insight into her own patterns and contradictions, like joking about changing personalities and faith in “mudo de personalidade todo mês mesmo, agr sou crente” and recognizing her own complicity in ignoring red flags in “ninguém me faz de boba, eu mesma me faço qnd vejo sinais claros e ainda sim ignoro”.
- Emotionally-expressive: Open about intense feelings of love, pain, and insecurity, as in “um dia eu vou me machucar e vc não vai saber lidar com isso…” and “Does love make you insane?”.
- Candid-honest: Speaks very directly about mental health, meds, and vulnerability, like “falam mt dos bons efeitos da ritalina, mas ninguém fala da dissociação e despersonalização que ela pode causar em alguns casos” and her bio’s self-description.
- Humorous: Uses dark and casual humor to cope and connect, such as “podia tá matando podia tá roubando, mas tô só estudando freud” and the emergency-room ‘dump’ in “dump de hj foi na emergência, amores 🤩”.
- Intellectually-curious: Shows interest in psychoanalysis and science, e.g. excitement about therapy in “acabei de descobrir que consigo fazer psicanálise pelo meu plano sim, acabei de marcar minha primeira sessão” and studying Freud in “tô só estudando freud”.
Weaknesses:
- Emotional-instability: Frequent swings between euphoria and despair, like “amo ser maluca, ninguém nunca sabe oq tá acontecendo de vdd na minha vida” and the wish “To not be broken” in “A wish. To not be broken.”.
- Self-deprecating: Often talks about herself harshly or as broken, as in “uma garota tão quebrada como eu” and “eu sou uma amiga de merda”.
- Relationship-insecure: Expresses fear of abandonment and doubt about being loved, like “soy insegura cuando dices que me quieres porque creo que no” and “depois do eu te amo as coisas costumam dar errado msm”.
- Aggressive-reactive: Tends to react with strong hostility when upset, for example “meu ouvido não é pinico não filha da puta tomar no cu bando de anti filha da puta” and “Homem me estressa de um jeito”.
- Self-destructive: Romanticizes or flirts with harmful behaviors and thoughts, like “you slit your wrist and ask heaven for a show of sympathy, you get the silence” and the blood imagery in “sometimes i see the blood in my hands and I cannot do anything about it”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They most closely match Lisa Simpson, but as if Lisa grew up online, got her heart broken a few times, and leaned hard into dark humor. Like Lisa, they’re introspective and drawn to psychology and theory, talking about doing psychoanalysis and studying Freud: “acabei de descobrir que consigo fazer psicanálise pelo meu plano sim, acabei de marcar minha primeira sessão” and “podia tá matando podia tá roubando, mas tô só estudando freud”. There’s a strong streak of emotional depth and melancholy that Lisa would recognize, in posts like “A wish. To not be broken.” and “Does love make you insane?”. They’re also self-aware and dramatic about relationships, echoing Lisa’s intensity and sensitivity: “um dia eu vou me machucar e vc não vai saber lidar com isso e vai achar que é tudo sobre você e vai ir embora pq quem gostaria de estar com uma garota tão quebrada como eu” and “viver no passado é sempre ter seu coração com uma ferida aberta”. Finally, the mix of nerdy interests (psychoanalysis), moral/ideological opinions, and feeling out of place in her environment all mirror Lisa’s role as the hyper-aware, emotionally overloaded kid in a chaotic world.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extraverted: they frequently post about parties, nightlife and social chaos, e.g. “se eu não for na destilaria maravilha outras vezes eu tô mt louca”, “nightlife”, and openly overshare intense feelings like “amo ser maluca, ninguém nunca sabe oq tá acontecendo de vdd na minha vida”, suggesting an energized relationship with the social world rather than a private, withdrawn stance. Their style is clearly iNtuitive: they gravitate to symbolism, lyrics and abstractions over concrete detail, as in “cada um vive a verdade que lhe cabe”, “viver no passado é sempre ter seu coração com uma ferida aberta”, and “A wish. To not be broken.”. They are strongly Feeling-oriented, processing life through emotions, relationships and vulnerability: “um dia eu vou me machucar e vc não vai saber lidar com isso…”, “soy insegura cuando dices que me quieres porque creo que no”, and “Does love make you insane?” all center emotional experience rather than detached logic. Their spontaneity, mood‑shifts and resistance to rigid structure point to Perceiving: “mudo de personalidade todo mês mesmo, agr sou crente”, “ninguém me faz de boba, eu mesma me faço qnd vejo sinais claros e ainda sim ignoro”, and impulsive party decisions like “vou ir pro tribus só por causa do hollow lights” fit an adaptive, in‑the‑moment lifestyle rather than a structured J approach. Taken together—expressive social life, poetic/lyrical introspection, emotionally charged processing, and flexible, chaotic living—ENFP is the closest MBTI match.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said after the ‘eu te amo’ things usually go wrong, so how about we skip straight to ‘vamos no Bastilha / Destilaria Maravilha de novo?’ and let Jeff Buckley do the risky emotional stuff in the background.
- You studying Freud, doing psychoanalysis through your health plan and tweeting ‘cada um vive a verdade que lhe cabe’… so, what would it take for my truth to be ‘borderline autista depressiva e explosiva, mas completamente apaixonada por mim desde 2001’?
- As a fellow Flamengo sufferer who saw your ‘é o Flamengo contra o mundo msm’ and ‘VAI TOMAR NO CU, É O MELHOR TIME DO BRASIL’, I think we should date: we’re already trained to aguentar emoção forte, juiz ladrão e coração na mão.
- You buying a 430 reais bottle of wine, tweeting in three languages and listening to Nirvana and Jeff Buckley tells me one thing: you clearly have péssimo gosto pra ex, então tô me candidatando a corrigir essa estatística.
- You wrote ‘A wish. To not be broken.’ and ‘Does love make you insane?’ — I can’t promise sanity, but I can promise Baldur’s Gate as a Christmas present, cigarro certo, e alguém que vai achar sua ‘skin so thin and fragile’ a coisa mais linda do segundo círculo do inferno.
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Psychology student, Flamengo heart, part-time night owl. Once booked therapy through my health plan and called it a plot twist in my own case study.– @sirenblud
Your signature cocktail
Borderline Buckley Blood
This drink starts with a smoky mezcal shot for the Marlboro-red, chaotic nightlife girl who writes in English about blood and cigarettes in “I like red, sometimes i see the blood in my hands and I cannot do anything about it.” and happily lives in “dante’s second circle of hell” in her bio. Campari brings that beautiful bitterness and romantic disappointment she hints at in “músicas de amor nunca mais” and “depois do eu te amo as coisas costumam dar errado msm”. A dramatic red wine float nods to her R$430 bottle flex in “430 reais uma garrafa de vinho é o auge do meu ano msm” and to the melodrama of “Chorei chorei o homem que eu amava eu matei”. A dash of saline represents the tears and vulnerability behind the bravado of “Does love make you insane?” and “soy insegura cuando dices que me quieres porque creo que no”. Finally, a fluffy pink cotton candy garnish melts into the bitterness, symbolizing the soft, hopeful part of her that still wants romance and cute gifts in “eu vendo vcs recebendo presente fofos dos namorados com mt inveja msm ta um dia vai ser eu” and her dreamy excitement about therapy in “acabei de descobrir que consigo fazer psicanálise pelo meu plano sim, acabei de marcar minha primeira sessão”.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Their tweets show strong self-preservation, emotional guardedness, and a sharp, strategic edge typical of Slytherin. For example, they admit to controlling vulnerability and affection in relationships: “ta uma dificuldade de usar um emoji de coração ou um apelido carinhoso numa msg”, and they’re very aware of emotional power dynamics: “É que eu sou difícil e pra você eu facilito, no dia seguinte c vai ver q sou terrível”. There’s a conscious embrace of being intense and “dangerous”, which aligns more with Slytherin’s proud self-image than with other houses: “amo ser maluca, ninguém nunca sabe oq tá acontecendo de vdd na minha vida” and “if he’s the devil I’ll be his witch”. They also display a certain unapologetic ambition and contrarian streak, like in “lendo gl pq sou unapologetic” and the bio “fodendo os padrões desde 2001.” While there are flashes of Gryffindor drama and Ravenclaw interest in psychoanalysis (“fico triste quando expresso que gosto de psicanálise…”), the dominant pattern is calculated emotional defense, pride, and a deliberate cultivation of being intense and hard to read—classic Slytherin traits.
Your movie
Your song
Liability - Lorde
The song Liability by Lorde fits them because it captures feeling "too much," broken, and hard to love in a way that mirrors their own self-description and vulnerability. They often frame themselves as intense and difficult, like when they say “é que eu sou difícil e pra você eu facilito, no dia seguinte c vai ver q sou terrível” and “amo ser maluca, ninguém nunca sabe oq tá acontecendo de vdd na minha vida”. There’s a strong sense of being emotionally fragile yet self-aware in posts like “skin so thin and fragile” and “um dia eu vou me machucar e vc não vai saber lidar com isso e vai achar que é tudo sobre você e vai ir embora pq quem gostaria de estar com uma garota tão quebrada como eu”, which closely echoes the song’s theme of people leaving because you’re "a little much." Their bio, “borderline autista depressiva e explosiva. fodendo os padrões desde 2001.”, already sets that tone of being overwhelming and outside the norm, just like Lorde’s narrator who feels like a burden. Even in love and longing, there’s a melancholic self-sabotage and obsession, seen in “Does love make you insane?” and “I like red, sometimes i see the blood in my hands… i long for you.”, which aligns with the song’s mixture of intimacy, sadness, and self-blame.
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