Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally-expressive: Openly shares feelings from joy to frustration, like being thrilled about studying her dream major in “estou tão feliz c tudo q esta acontecendo na minha vida…” and venting about bad days in “af queria morrer congelada hj”.
- Humorous: Uses self-deprecating and situational humor, e.g. joking about math in “NAO sei logaritmo e nunca vou saber 💕” and her nephew’s obsession in “meu afilhado ta viciado em crazy frog KKKKK”.
- Passionate-fan: Shows intense enthusiasm for media and games, like Genshin pulls in “perdi o 50/50 da ineffa inferno” and fixation on Shauna in “tenho uma obsessão c a shauna q ngm entenderia”.
- Socially-engaged: Frequently interacts with quotes and friends, such as referencing ‘migas’ in “aqla miga q vai fazer moda na belas artes” and sharing group plans in “vou fazer um grupo 600 skol beats”.
- Principled-lesbian: Affirms lesbian identity and defends community boundaries, like in “me incomoda mt qnd alguém ACHA q eu gosto de homem queria q estivesse escrito LÉSBICA bem grande na minha testa” and calling out a man in “‘sou homem’ KKKK… não é se metendo na comunidade lésbica burrão”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-critical: Uses harsh language toward herself, as in “burra do caralho” and “dumb asf bitch you dumb asf 💕”.
- Pessimistic-flair: Often phrases discomfort dramatically, like “af queria morrer congelada hj” and “to no inferno” over small frustrations.
- Conflict-ruminating: Returns mentally to negative interpersonal situations, as in “pqq essa menina n esquece q eu existo falando mal d mim p outros eu em” and feeling targeted in “q sensacao horrivel estao me mandando energias negativas”.
- Impulsive-venting: Vents strongly in the moment, e.g. about family in “pqp nossa minha mae e insuportavel” and about the game in “q inferno joguei no banner d arma veio a da ineffa girl stop”.
- Alcohol-reliant-vibes: Frequently frames fun or coping around alcohol, like “jantando 2 margaritas i love life”, “fui no bar c meu pai falar mal do trump e beber”, and “quero descer na piscina tomar uma ice”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They read as a very emotionally intense, self-aware lesbian girl who thinks a lot about identity and justice, which lines up with Lisa much more than the other family members. Like Lisa’s principled rants, they call out politics and ethics directly, e.g. criticizing Kanye fandom in Brazil in “nao suporto quem acha legal cool gostar do kanye west nossaaaa simm vc e tao diferente por gostar de nazista no brasil pqp cria senso” and wishing people understood lesbian identity better in “me incomoda mt qnd alguém ACHA q eu gosto de homem queria q estivesse escrito LÉSBICA bem grande na minha testa”. They also have Lisa’s mix of melodrama and earnestness, swinging between “eu amo viver” and darker humor like “af queria morrer congelada hj”. Their obsessive fandom brain and nerdy fixations (Genshin pulls, film/TV lesbians, music like good luck, babe) mirror how Lisa hyper-fixates on causes and niche interests, as in “acho q se a sophie nelisse realmente for gay nesse novo filme eu vou entrar em surto d vdd”. Even their academic arc—being thrilled about college in “se me falassem a um ano atras q eu estaria fazendo a faculdade d meus sonhos eu n iria acreditar”—feels very Lisa: ambitious, sensitive, and constantly negotiating being ‘too much’ for the people around them.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They show strong Extraverted tendencies: they often talk about going out, drinking and socializing (e.g. “fui no bar c meu pai falar mal do trump e beber”, “ja to ansiosa p chapa c as girls </3”) and openly express feelings to their followers (“eu amo viver”, “estou tão feliz c tudo q esta acontecendo na minha vida”). Their tweets lean heavily toward Intuition: they obsess over characters and media in a symbolic or emotional way (“tenho uma obsessão c a shauna q ngm entenderia”, “af ngm nunca entra na minha brisa religiosa”) and speak in metaphors and vibes rather than concrete step‑by‑step detail (“to na brisa da cafeina c estomago vazio… acho q to entrando no plano espiritual”). They are clearly Feeling-oriented: they center identity, relationships and values (“me incomoda mt qnd alguém ACHA q eu gosto de homem queria q estivesse escrito LÉSBICA bem grande na minha testa”, “a maior parte da comunidade lesbica nao tem IDEIA doq e butchfemme e ainda sim fala mal and it shows”) and respond to others in an emotionally charged, value‑driven way (“não suporto quem acha legal cool gostar do kanye west… cria senso”). Finally, they read as Perceiving rather than structured Judging: they are impulsive and go with the flow (“jantando 2 margaritas i love life”, “vou fazer um grupo 600 skol beats”) and complain about chaotic gaming or studying rather than planned discipline (“NAO sei logaritmo e nunca vou saber 💕”, “q inferno farmar essas plantas da columbina”). Together, this emotional, high‑energy, media‑obsessed, spontaneous social presence matches ENFP best.
Some pickup lines for you
- So… if you’re stuck farming Columbina’s plants, losing 50/50s for Ineffa and missing one last Lunoculus, can I at least be the guaranteed drop who actually shows up for you?
- You went to the bar with your dad to talk trash about Trump and drink, you pray for Corinthians, and you’re a lesbian Genshin player obsessed with Shauna and Sophie Nélisse — are you accepting applications for ‘honeymoon’ as a permanent address, or do I have to win you on a limited banner?
- You said most of the lesbian community doesn’t even know what butch/femme is and still talks trash… don’t worry, I fully support your butch, your femme, and especially the lesbian whose forehead you want to tattoo ‘LÉSBICA’ on — can I volunteer to be the one who already knows?
- You’re out here craving dry martinis, margarita dinners and that strawberry cheesecake milkshake… if we go out, I promise to be the one thing on the menu that’s cheaper than 60 reais and still leaves you saying ‘i love life’.
- From crying alone to ‘good luck babe’ to ‘I love living’ and finally getting into your dream college — genuinely, I’m so proud of you; now can I be the girl who buys you a new monitor and listens to you talk about Shauna, Sana, and Zhongli-allergic-to-hetero energy all night?
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Lesbian, Genshin enjoyer & film girlie. Studying my dream major, arguing about Zhongli’s sexuality, and still craving that one perfect dry martini.– @sirgnals
Your signature cocktail
Good Luck Babe Martini (Lesbian Edition)
This cocktail starts with a very dry gin or vodka base, because they’re forever craving a dry martini and literally say “ate hj desejando um dry martini” and complain about paying “60 reais um dry martini aq pqp to no inferno”. Café‑infused vermouth channels their jittery, spiritual caffeine trips like when they’re “na brisa da cafeina c estomago vazio ouvindo ag cook… “acho q to entrando no plano espiritual”. A splash of lime juice with salt adds bitterness and bite for the constant mini-infernos of life and games, from “perdi o 50/50 da ineffa inferno” to “q inferno farmar essas plantas da columbina”. Cherry liqueur drizzled on top is the sapphic sweetness in their timeline, nodding to “can a gay girl get an amen?” and their unapologetic “LÉSBICA” energy in “queria q estivesse escrito LÉSBICA bem grande na minha testa”. Finally, edible silver glitter captures their dramatic, cinematic vibe, like wanting to drink wine in a cloudy, movie-like mood in “queria tomar um vinho nesse tempo nublado me sentir em um filme melancólico olhando pela janela” and being so happy about living their dream college life they feel they might wake up from a dream in “estou tão feliz c tudo q esta acontecendo na minha vida q parece q eu vou acordar d um sonho jaja”.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
Wonyoung shows a strong tendency to speak out boldly and confront people, which is very Gryffindor. For instance, in response to a man inserting himself into lesbian spaces, she snaps back with clear moral conviction: “'sou homem' KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK então se coloque no seu lugar, q não é se metendo na comunidade lésbica burrão”, which is a very direct, confrontational defense of her community. She is also outspoken about politics, casually describing going to a bar with her father specifically “to talk bad about Trump and drink” in “fui no bar c meu pai falar mal do trump e beber”, showing she’s unafraid to take sides and voice it. Her dramatic, impulsive reactions such as “vou bater a cabeça na parede” and “MDS SANDRONE NAO EU TO QUEBRANDO TUDO AQ” fit Gryffindor’s flair for intensity and emotional boldness more than cool Slytherin calculation or quiet Hufflepuff patience. Finally, the way she fiercely asserts her lesbian identity when misread — “me incomoda mt qnd alguém ACHA q eu gosto de homem queria q estivesse escrito LÉSBICA bem grande na minha testa” — reflects the kind of proud, defiant self-assertion typical of Gryffindors.
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Your song
good luck, babe! - Chappell Roan
The song that best suits @sirgnals is good luck, babe! because it’s literally part of their daily soundtrack and emotional history. They mention how it’s always playing around them: “ta tocando good luck babe no shopping td lugar q eu vou toca tipo girl we know”, and they even share it with family: “colocando good luck babe p meu pai ouvir queen”. More importantly, they connect it to their own growth and healing, saying they’re happy now remembering when they used to cry alone to that song: “hj em dia eu fico mt feliz ouvindo good luck babe lembrando dos tempos q eu chorava sozinha no meu quarto ouvindo essa”. The song’s theme of queer longing, self-realization, and bittersweet empowerment also fits their openly lesbian identity and frustration when people misread them, as in: “me incomoda mt qnd alguém ACHA q eu gosto de homem queria q estivesse escrito LÉSBICA bem grande na minha testa”. All of this makes good luck, babe! feel less like just a favorite track and more like a personal anthem that mirrors their emotional arc and queer experience.
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