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The user’s obsessive focus on fan‑fiction, lore, and the quality of writing mirrors Comic Book Guy’s nerdy, know‑it‑all persona. They brag about being in a flow state writing janka yaoi and even lament a broken laptop, showing the same dedication to their hobby as Comic Book Guy’s endless comic‑reading and reviewing ("im not kidding i was in this flow state writing janka yaoi…"). Their pedantic tweet about the quality of free fan‑fiction ("yapping abt 'they wouldnt say that'… complaining abt the quality of the writing when fics are made for free and for fun is stinky and discouraging") echoes Comic Book Guy’s infamous "Worst. Episode. Ever." commentary. They constantly seek deeper lore ("I NEED JABBER BACKSTORY NOWWW", "most my kzscr fics were written before all scr’s lore was out…") which aligns with Comic Book Guy’s encyclopedic knowledge of pop‑culture. Their self‑aware, sarcastic humor and love for em‑dashes ("ai can never replicate my excessive use of em dashes") further reinforce the match.

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The user shows strong extraversion by constantly seeking interaction, posting questions like "is there a janka discord server" and offering giveaways such as "who wants 1 dollar draw me a blue jellyfish". Their intuition is evident in abstract story analysis, for example they discuss "the concept of zanka remembering his defeats… creating this homoerotic obsession to study everything abt jabber" and "the boredom jabber immediately has when he realizes zanka cld no longer fight". They make decisions based on feelings and values, as seen in the emotional rant "yapping abt 'they wouldnt say that'… complaining abt the quality of the writing… is stinky and discouraging" and the dramatic comment "my beautiful queen died for that freak twink this is unbelievable". Finally, their lifestyle is perceiving and spontaneous, illustrated by posts like "ditching my beta reader to post fic #idgaf" and "next time someone says 'you decide' 'im okay with anything' ill pick the worst most difficult option".

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Fanfiction writer & anime aficionado, graduating soon. My laptop once exploded mid‑yaoi—still crafting stories. #Janka #Gachiakuta– @sirihanns

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The Janka Jolt is a vibrant, layered cocktail that mirrors hans' relentless fanfic energy and love for bright, chaotic storytelling. It mixes Midori for the 🌱 in their bio and the “glazing stsg janka” vibe, a shot of coffee liqueur to power those midnight writing marathons (as they declared, "im not kidding i was in this flow state writing janka yaoi i was locked in like never before bro and my laptop exploded on me and its battery broke and now i literally cannot write janka yaoi"), while gin provides a botanical backbone, and smoked bitters add the depth of their endless quest for lore, echoing the desperate plea "I NEED JABBER BACKSTORY NOWWW". Served over a clear ice sphere, it nods to the tweet about "the sphere is kinda giving an aot vibe where the ruling class/kings hide info about the gods and the world's creation from the citizens to keep them uneducated and maintain themselves as the worshipped" and a splash of soda water captures the fizz of their creative buzz. The drink’s sweet‑bitter‑spicy balance reflects the “intelligent unpredictable characters” they write about, making each sip feel like a new plot twist.

Your Hogwarts House
The user repeatedly emphasizes learning, research, and deep knowledge of complex lore, which are core Ravenclaw traits. For example, they say "GENSHIN LORE IS SO HARD TO WRITE FIC ABT BC U GOTTA PULL UP 10999 tabs to keep track w canon lore" and "i think instead of not studying what wld make jabber more annoying is if all he needs to do is glaze over the content ONCE and then hes good to go. mastered it. Ez asfk. while zanka spends all nighters digesting whatever math physics engineering students gotta digest". They also reference academic life with "my prof explaining snowballing when reading research articles as if i haven't been on ao3". Their focus on detailed analysis, such as "the concept of zanka remembering his defeats... to study everything abt jabber and his fighting style for their next match", shows a love for intellectual pursuits. While they are ambitious, the dominant theme is a thirst for knowledge, fitting Ravenclaw best.

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The high‑energy, unstoppable vibe of Queen's 'Don't Stop Me Now' matches @sirihanns' manic creative bursts, like when they wrote 'im not kidding i was in this flow state writing janka yaoi i was locked in like never before bro and my laptop exploded on me' and celebrated 'graduating tomorrow ig.. and that means more FIC WRITING TIME 🔥'. The lyric 'I'm a shooting star leaping through the sky' reflects their feeling of being in a peak, unstoppable flow. Their repeated calls for more content—'I NEED JABBER BACKSTORY NOWWW' and 'i need follo and zanka to interact bro'—show a relentless drive that mirrors the song's refrain 'Don't stop me, I'm having a good time'. Even when obstacles strike—'my laptop exploded on me and its battery broke'—they keep pushing, just like the song's defiant optimism. Overall, the track captures the writer's blend of excitement, perseverance, and a refusal to be slowed down.

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