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Your Simpsons character
Lisa is the best match: an outsider who loves niche culture and feels deeply, often frustrated by peers and misunderstood by friends. Like Sal, Lisa is thoughtful, artistic, and emotionally intense — both can feel isolated while being passionately into music, theatre, and ideas. Lisa's mix of intelligence, idealism and melancholy maps onto Sal's film and music obsessions, political tenderness, and frequent lonely reflections.

Your MBTI personality Type
INFP fits Sal because he is introspective, values-driven, and emotionally intense. Introversion shows in 'i'm in perpetual solitude' and repeatedly preferring small online moots to large social scenes. The Intuitive/Feeling side appears in his imaginative media tastes — 'vocaloid/utau', 'tv glow', 'Wicked' — and his deep internal meaning-making about relationships ('i just want to know what i did wrong'). Perceiving is visible in his spontaneous, sometimes chaotic posts and ambivalence about plans ('resetting my pc 🥳' and impulsive confessions about relapses). Overall, he communicates emotionally and poetically, not with cold logic, matching INFP tendencies.

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sal ୨୧ — he/him • 19 • transmasc & asexual • film student-ish, vocaloid nerd, eternal 'tv glow' stan • recovery & messy honesty | I rant, reset PCs, and collect K‑pop feels. Be kind.– @situationspo

Your signature cocktail
The 'TV Glow Sour' mixes Korean soju nodding to his love of tteokbokki ('bought tteokbokki yesterday') with lychee sweetness for his fandom softness, a dash of blue to evoke 'tv glow', and edible glitter to mirror glittery photocard surprises ('WHY IS MY GOWON PHOTOCARD IN THERE!!!!'). It's wistful and a touch melancholy — sweet, a little bitter, and pretty to look at, just like many of his tweets.

Your Hogwarts House
Sal reads as Hufflepuff: compassionate, loyal to feelings and friendships, and resilient in the face of hardship. He repeatedly shows care and anguish over friends and social bonds — 'my friends made a gc without me WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING!!!!!!!!' — which suggests he values connection even when it hurts. His persistence in recovery ('i’m a year clean now') and everyday kindness to fandom communities points to the patient, grounding nature of Hufflepuff. He may not seek the spotlight, but he endures and cares deeply.

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The somber, reflective tone of 'Mad World' suits Sal's frequent melancholic reflections and the repeated sense of being out of step with others ('it feels so fucking lame to be depressed as an adult' and 'i’m in perpetual solitude'). The song's gentle sadness pairs with his soft fandom love and contemplative nights spent rewatching films or listening to old songs ('js heard this song after hearing it in a subliminal like 7 years ago').

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