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Your Simpsons character
The user's self‑described loneliness ('Alone every night. No cute hikki gf. Love is dead.') and obsessive, niche interests like war games ('There is no more need for war when everyone can just go home and play Panzer Corps 2') match Jeff Albertson’s socially isolated, nerdy persona. His disdain for modern media ('It's our civilizational duty to kill the vertical video and bring back the soulful 2000s grainy home video') echoes Comic Book Guy’s famous contempt for contemporary pop culture, exemplified by his catch‑phrase 'Worst. Episode. Ever.' The prepper vibe ('We ought to start prepping') and nostalgic yearning for older formats fit the character’s elitist, old‑school attitudes. While the user’s extreme hateful rhetoric is far beyond the cartoon’s satire, the exaggerated misanthropy and misogynistic comments reflect the caricatured bigotry often attributed to Comic Book Guy. Therefore, among the main Simpsons characters, Comic Book Guy is the closest match.

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The user displays introverted traits, emphasizing solitude and privacy such as "Alone every night. No cute hikki gf. Love is dead." and "I don't want my face or home to be seen." Their focus on concrete details and sensory experiences is evident in lines like "Sometimes I feel the colder it is, the closer to home I am." and "It's our civilizational duty to kill the vertical video and bring back the soulful 2000s grainy home video." Decision‑making appears logical and detached, as seen in the rationalizing statement "Never rape an ugly woman. She needs to work on self improvement first." Finally, a preference for structure and planning emerges in tweets like "We ought to start prepping." and "The happenings ought to recommence."

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Gaming enthusiast & retro video fan. Once lost a Panzer Corps 2 match to my cat. Pumpkin biscuit lover. #WinterVibes– @siverk7

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This cocktail combines the darkness of Dark Rum and Activated Charcoal, representing a somewhat twisted worldview. The Bitters add a sharp complexity, mirroring the conflicted thoughts expressed in the tweets. The Ginger Beer provides a hint of sweetness to contrast the bitter notes, reflecting moments of sardonic humor, like when they said, "happy halloween to the 3 people reading this." Lastly, the Dash of Lime adds a refreshing kick, suggesting a desire for excitement, akin to their tweet about wanting "fun happenings in the sandbox."

Your Hogwarts House
The user's repeated emphasis on dominance, superiority, and a willingness to incite violence aligns with Slytherin's core value of ambition and a desire for power, as seen in "#RAPENETANYAHU like the jews raped poor Gaddafi [picture]". Their focus on conflict preparation, expressed in "We ought to start prepping. [picture]", reflects a resourceful, cunning mindset typical of Slytherin. The self‑centered, manipulative attitude in "Never rape an ugly woman. She needs to work on self improvement first." shows a lack of empathy, a trait commonly associated with Slytherin's willingness to prioritize self‑interest. Their bio "Incel Supremacist" and statements like "There is no more need for war when everyone can just go home and play Panzer Corps 2." further demonstrate a strategic, power‑oriented worldview. This combination of ambition, cunning, and disregard for others' well‑being strongly points to Slytherin.

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The user’s tweets convey deep loneliness and self‑deprecation, e.g., "Alone every night. No cute hikki gf. Love is dead," which mirrors the song’s refrain "I’m a creep, I’m a weirdo, what the hell am I doing here?" Their admission of mental illness, "I would be working on this, but I am afflicted by paranoid schizophrenia," aligns with the song’s feelings of alienation and anxiety. The prep‑and‑war references such as "We ought to start prepping" and "There is no more need for war when everyone can just go home and play Panzer Corps 2" echo the song’s sense of being out of place in a hostile world. Overall, “Creep” captures the user’s outsider status, bitterness, and yearning for acceptance.

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