Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Dark humorist: Uses bleak feelings as fuel for creativity, e.g. framing suicidal ideation as a catalyst for art in “i feel like ending my life, which means i’m about to make the greatest art piece ever. finally.”.
- Politically engaged: Expresses clear stances on social issues like abortion, trans rights, immigration, and theft from corporations in “i love illegal drugs, abortions, women’s rights, people of color, HRT, video games, immigration, stealing from walmart, and getting high”.
- Self-aware: Reflects critically on past behavior and growth, as in “if yall saw the shit i was saying when i was 11 13 you would NOT believe i am the person i am today, i genuinely was a despicable mf😭”.
- Community-oriented: Frequently references and interacts with mutuals/oomfs, e.g. “me and oomf have kissed before.” and involves friends in jokes and calls for help like “come pick me up @Joz1ahh”.
- Passionate gamer: Shows consistent enthusiasm and persistence in games (especially Pokémon), such as hunting shinies in “i just got two shiny iron hands and the stress it put me under was not worth it. i’m exhausted.” and reflecting on favorite titles in “four years ago my favorite pokemon game of all time came out. i bought it on release day and i do not regret it in the slightest”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-destructive: Expresses suicidal ideation and extreme hopelessness, e.g. “i feel like ending my life” and relying on spite against the hotline in “i like to think that the suicide hotline is so fucking horrible that people just start living out of spite”.
- Hostile tone: Uses aggressive language and slurs toward others, such as “if you think like this i think you’re a bitchmade pussy” and “fuck wrong with this nigga lol”.
- Impulsive posting: Acknowledges needing to limit main account use to avoid suspension in “i haven’t been using my main for more than ten minutes at a time bc if i did, i would get suspended”, suggesting difficulty with self-censorship or restraint online.
- Neglectful self-care: Jokes about physical strain and poor habits (e.g. heavy Dr Pepper intake in “my kidneys are going to fail by 30.” and eating excessively during their period in “i just ate like 12 oatmeal cookies”).
- Escapist coping: Frames doing nothing but games and sleep as ‘a win’ while asking to be ‘kill me’ in “i have done nothing productive but somewhat play video games. i consider it a win… kill me” and repeatedly uses games as the primary outlet when overwhelmed.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
They most closely match Bart Simpson: chaotic, irreverent, funny, and low‑key soft-hearted under the noise. Like Bart, they’re openly rebellious and proudly transgressive, joking about loving “illegal drugs, abortions, women’s rights, people of color, HRT, video games, immigration, stealing from walmart, and getting high” “i love illegal drugs, abortions, women’s rights, people of color, HRT, video games, immigration, stealing from walmart, and getting high” and calling shoplifting a form of piracy to be encouraged “when you think about it stealing from walmart is like piracy… we should pirate from walmart more often”. Their sense of humor is bratty and confrontational in a Bart way, e.g. saying “if you think like this i think you’re a bitchmade pussy” “if you think like this i think you’re a bitchmade pussy” and threatening to stir drama just because they’re bored “i haven’t gotten a straw page gimmick in a week… time to start stirring the pot”. At the same time, the self-deprecating jokes about mental health and art, like “i feel like ending my life, which means i’m about to make the greatest art piece ever” “i feel like ending my life, which means i’m about to make the greatest art piece ever. finally.”, mirror Bart’s hidden vulnerability and tendency to cope with pain through humor. Their ADHD/impulsive vibe—bouncing between Pokémon obsessions, edibles, and ranting after updates ruin their phone “i’m so serious when i tell you this is the worst update to ever exist on my cellular device… tim cook i’ll fuck your wife. i hate you.”—also fits Bart’s restless, easily-distracted energy. Overall, they read like an online, extremely Gen Z, queer version of Bart Simpson with more politics and more Pokémon.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extraverted: they constantly interact with others, reference friends and mutuals, and dramatize their life online, e.g. joking about blocking people just to provoke reactions in “mdtwt gets so upset when people block them… i should start blocking people more often just to piss em off…” and loudly declaring values in “i love illegal drugs, abortions, women’s rights, people of color, HRT, video games, immigration, stealing from walmart, and getting high”. Their humor is imaginative and idea‑driven rather than grounded in concrete details, suggesting Intuition: they riff on absurd hypotheticals like “do you think there’s pokemon world has pro choice/ pro life discussions over whether it’s ethical to cook the eggs or not” and conceptual takes such as “i think powerscaling terrorism is bad actually”. They clearly prioritize values and emotional reactions over detached logic, indicating Feeling: they rail against TERFs in “if hating terfs is misogyny im MISS OGYNY😭😭😭😭”, talk candidly about mental health and art in “i feel like ending my life, which means i’m about to make the greatest art piece ever.”, and get viscerally angry at injustice or stupidity in “everybody on this app is so stupid it makes me so angry😭 but i’m the one getting extra time on my tests… okay bruh”. Their lifestyle and posting style are highly spontaneous and chaotic, not structured or planned, pointing to Perceiving: they bounce between games and obsessions (“i have done nothing productive but somewhat play video games. i consider it a win…”), impulsively dye their hair in “i bleached my roots and dye out a couple days ago…”, and treat life as an ongoing stream of reactions rather than a schedule. This combination of outwardly expressive, imaginative, values‑driven, and spontaneous behavior best fits ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said you love illegal drugs, abortions, women’s rights, people of color, HRT, video games, immigration, stealing from Walmart, and getting high — I’m not all that, but I am pro-you and willing to shoplift snacks for our Pokémon marathon.
- If you’re ‘like Power from Chainsaw Man with a drug problem,’ does that make me Denji? Because I am fully prepared to risk my life, my sanity, and my last edible just to hear you rant like on your strawpage.
- You judging people by how they draw N is crazy because I’m over here judging my entire love life by whether you’ll let me see that Woobat you’ve been transferring from White 2 to Sword and Shield.
- You said every time that question gets asked an angel gets shot — so instead of asking anything dumb, I’ll just say this: on a scale from ‘I hate this fucking game bro’ to ‘we won,’ going out with you would be a full-on ‘BOOM SHAKALAKA YES GOD.’
- You talking about eating like Shaggy and Scoob when your period starts, grinding shinies, and getting cooked by Pokemon battles just tells me one thing: we’re both tired, slightly unhinged, and chronically online — we might as well be tired and unhinged in call together while you play Pokémon Café Remix and I gas you up.
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Your new Twitter bio
19 • he/they • shiny hunter, X‑Men casual, IOS 26 hater. Once ate 12 oatmeal cookies on day one of my period and called it training arc.– @SIXMARBLES_
Your signature cocktail
Pink Era Overdose (Dawnoya Special)
This cocktail starts with watermelon vodka for their 🍉 vibe and chaotic sweetness, matching lines like “i love illegal drugs, abortions, women’s rights, people of color, HRT, video games, immigration, stealing from walmart, and getting high”. A Dr Pepper reduction syrup nods to “i’m just drinking a dr pepper. my kidneys are going to fail by 30.”, turning their daily chaos fuel into something rich and sticky. The electric pink energy drink channels their former hair and manic grind, inspired by “pink era is (temporarily) over” and the general ‘i haven’t slept but i’ve caught 12 shinies’ aura of “suffering from success rn i have too many shiny pokemon”. Sour lime juice cuts through with bite, like when they say “if you think like this i think you’re a bitchmade pussy”, keeping the drink sharp instead of saccharine. Finally, an edible glitter & pop rocks rim captures their explosive, shitposty timeline energy from posts like “we marble the flame” and the fact that even at rock bottom they say “i feel like ending my life, which means i’m about to make the greatest art piece ever. finally.”—turning self-destructive humor into something that literally crackles in your mouth.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
Dawn reads as intensely bold, confrontational, and values-driven, which aligns strongly with Gryffindor. They openly proclaim radical positions without hedging, e.g. “i love illegal drugs, abortions, women’s rights, people of color, HRT, video games, immigration, stealing from walmart, and getting high”, and double down on that kind of rebellious morality with lines like “when you think about it stealing from walmart is like piracy… we should pirate from walmart more often”. They frequently call people out very bluntly, such as “if you think like this i think you’re a bitchmade pussy” and “i think powerscaling terrorism is bad actually”, showing a tendency to wade directly into conflict when they think something is wrong. Even while struggling mentally, they frame it in terms of dramatic, almost martyr-like resolve: “i feel like ending my life, which means i’m about to make the greatest art piece ever. finally.”. There’s wit and creativity and definitely some Slytherin-adjacent edge, but the throughline is loud courage, impulsive honesty, and a readiness to fight for their beliefs, which are quintessentially Gryffindor traits.
Your movie
Your song
Teenagers - My Chemical Romance
A song that best fits them is Teenagers by My Chemical Romance, with its mix of dark humor, angst, and rebellion. They openly joke about self‑destruction and turning pain into art, saying “i feel like ending my life, which means i’m about to make the greatest art piece ever. finally.”, which lines up with the song’s theme of struggling but defiantly pushing through. Their politics and chaotic energy also fit the ‘us vs. them’ attitude of the song: they proudly tweet “i love illegal drugs, abortions, women’s rights, people of color, HRT, video games, immigration, stealing from walmart, and getting high” and compare shoplifting to piracy in “when you think about it stealing from walmart is like piracy… we should pirate from walmart more often”. The sarcastic, confrontational way they talk about people online — like “everybody on this app is so stupid it makes me so angry😭 but i’m the one getting extra time on my tests… okay bruh” — echoes the song’s bitter view of how society treats youth. Overall, their combination of emo humor, frustration with the world, and refusal to tone themselves down makes Teenagers a strong thematic match.
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