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Your Simpsons character
The user most closely matches Lisa Simpson, especially a darker AU version of her. Lisa is intensely self-reflective and often struggles with feeling like she’s too much in her own head, similar to the user’s bio and looping posts like “thoughts thoughts thoughts thoughts thoughts thoughts…”. There is strong self-loathing and depressive thinking in tweets such as “i feel so horrible”, “lollifeelike imworthless asssssshitttttttt”, and explicit suicidality like “im gonna kill myself”, echoing Lisa’s canon struggles with depression and feeling unwanted. At the same time, there is a strong, almost obsessive attachment to a partner and idealism about being understood, seen in posts like “i really love how my partner accept me whoever i am.... like he respect my pronouns, and i love it” and “I LOVE MY BF SOMUCH😭😭😭…”, which mirrors Lisa’s craving for emotional validation and deep connection. The user’s anger at injustice and abuse (e.g. “FUCK RAPISYR” and criticism of proship attitudes in “i feel like fiction affects reality ( targeted to proshippets btw )”) also fits Lisa’s moral intensity and tendency to emotionally overheat when confronting things she sees as wrong.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert (I): most tweets are inner monologue and emotional venting rather than social broadcasting or event-sharing, e.g. “thoughts thoughts thoughts thoughts thoughts…” and “lollifeelike imworthless asssssshitttttttt”, and their follower count is low for how unfiltered and personal the content is, suggesting they’re not chasing broad attention. Their focus is more Intuition (N) than Sensing: they spiral on feelings, identity, and meaning (e.g. “am i even that real” and “i feel like fiction affects reality ( targeted to proshippets btw )”) rather than describing concrete external details. They are clearly Feeling (F)-dominated: decisions and opinions center on emotional hurt, self-worth, and relationships, like “i hope that im worth enough to be his partner” and repeated intense love for their partner (“i LOVE MY BF SOMUCH😭😭😭…”), even when they’re harsh or self-loathing. Their life appears Perceiving (P) rather than structured: moods flip rapidly (“ok its now gone lets relapesd”), self-destructive impulses appear impulsively (“i LOST MY BLADES AGAIN BRUH WHAT”), and they rarely talk about plans or order beyond chaotic studying (“Pack it up, time to studyband fucking the chemistry”). Altogether, the highly emotional, identity-focused introspection, heavy value placed on being accepted (e.g. “i really love how my partner accept me whoever i am.... like he respect my pronouns”), and disorganized, reactive behavior best fit INFP.

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Band kid with too many thoughts, loud opinions, and a soft spot for my partner. Once lost my blades and my patience on the same day.– @SIXSEVENTEN6710

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Overproof dark rum reflects how intense and self-destructive they can feel, like when they say "Im pretty sure that im gonna kill myself" and "im gonna kill myself". Black coffee concentrate mirrors the sleepless, overthinking spiral of "thoughts thoughts thoughts thoughts thoughts thoughts..." and the dizzy episodes like "shit my brain is getting fucked im having a headache". Lychee liqueur brings a sudden sweetness for the genuine affection in "i love my partner so much" and "I LOVE MY BF SOMUCH😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🥺🥺😭🥺🥺😭🥺🥺😭🥺😭😭😭😭😭😭". Tamarind syrup adds a sour, complicated tang for their messy relationships and self-loathing in tweets like "he lowk treated me like a shit tho:/" and "yo shithead im an awful person". The soda water with a popping-candy rim represents their chaotic, explosive mood swings from "FUCK MYSLEF FUCK YOU FUCK MYSELF I HATE EVERYONE" to hyper-goofy bits like "my brain is SHRINKING" and the unhinged edge of "sometimes, i do really want to get rap". Altogether it’s a strong, bitter-sweet, experimental cocktail that hits way harder than it looks—just like their timeline.

Your Hogwarts House
They show intense, almost clingy loyalty and emotional devotion to the people they care about, which is very characteristic of Hufflepuff. Their repeated focus on their partner stands out: they say “i love my partner so much”, “I LOVE MY BF SOMUCH😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🥺🥺😭🥺🥺😭🥺🥺😭🥺😭😭😭😭😭😭”, and “i miss hanging out with my partner”, showing that relationships and attachment are central to their identity. They also deeply appreciate being accepted and respected, writing “i really love how my partner accept me whoever i am.... like he respect my pronouns, and i love it. Its like he do really care about me”, which reflects a Hufflepuff-like valuing of kindness, inclusivity, and mutual care. Even when they feel guilty or conflicted, they focus on wanting to treat others better, as in “ill treat em better i swear”. While their self-loathing, impulsivity, and anger could suggest other houses, the most consistent through-line is devotion, emotional attachment, and a desire to be a good partner and friend, all strongly aligned with Hufflepuff.

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A fitting song for them is “Bury a Friend” by Billie Eilish, which captures intrusive thoughts, self-hatred, and a blurred line between fear and desire. They frequently express self-destructive ideation, like “Im pretty sure that im gonna kill myself” and “im gonna kill myself”, echoing the song’s haunting fixation on death and self-erasure. The chaotic, disjointed tone of the song mirrors their rapid mood swings from “I LOVE MY BF SOMUCH😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🥺🥺😭🥺🥺😭🥺🥺😭🥺😭😭😭😭😭😭” to “FUCK MYSLEF FUCK YOU FUCK MYSELF I HATE EVERYONE”. The song’s themes of feeling like a monster or a problem align with their self-loathing statements such as “yo shithead im an awful person” and “Imma retarded as shit”. Like the song’s whispered confessions and nightmarish imagery, their timeline reads like an internal monologue of intrusive thoughts, as seen in their bio and posts like “thoughts thoughts thoughts thoughts thoughts...”. Overall, Bury a Friend reflects their intense mix of self-harm urges, emotional volatility, and feeling haunted by their own mind.

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