skaterlightfaps
green: confident, yellow: guess, red: uncertain
Inactive followers? Check yours!
Fake/Bot followers? Check yours!
sponsored by Circleboom

Strengths and Weaknesses

Your Simpsons character
Milhouse is a sensitive, lovestruck, sometimes hapless kid who is endlessly devoted to his crushes and easily overwhelmed—this mirrors 'guy' who clings, panics, and swoons over characters ('everything lampert does is so cute to me', 'i’m so paranoid about losing him'). Both are earnest, a bit awkward, and wear their feelings loudly (all-caps screams and public meltdowns), making Milhouse the best Simpsons mirror for his emotional, hopeful fan energy.

Your MBTI personality Type
INFP fits due to his inner-driven, emotive, creative and idealistic style: introversion shows in 'I only come on here to consume content i have curated specifically for me', preferring curated inputs rather than broad socializing; intuition and feeling surface in dreamy, value-driven fandom and poetry—'i wrote this one thing' and 'i keep writing sad poems about roblox'; perceiving shows in impulsive, flexible behavior like late-night panics and bids—'thousands of stats from different points last night because i was panicking' and 'i’m so paranoid about losing him i keep going back to bid'; overall he expresses deep personal values, romanticizing characters and merch, which is classic INFP.

Some pickup lines for you

Your 5 Emojis
Your new Twitter bio
19 • he/him • obsessive fan, chaotic poet, & soft merch hoarder. I commission, cry at auctions, and sleep with pins. Creator of awkward picrews and sad Roblox poems — 'man this is some bullshit' (but also: heart on sleeve).– @skaterlightfaps

Your signature cocktail
The 'Pin & Plush Fizz' is sugary, soft and slightly chaotic—the cotton-candy vodka and marshmallow mimic the childish comfort of sleeping with merch ('i keep sleeping with that pin'), lychee adds an oddly tender floral note like his crush feelings ('everything lampert does is so cute to me'), and edible glitter captures the all-caps sparkle of his meltdowns ('AWEAWE AWEEE ...'). It's sweet, excessive, and comforting—exactly his vibe.

Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff fits him because he radiates loyalty, warmth and a devotion to community and things he loves: repeatedly he returns to the same characters and merch—'i miss kasper' and 'cant stop thinking about lampert'—which reads as steadfast affection. He also supports artists through commissions ('THE COMMISSION WAS FINISHED') and comforts himself with tangible objects ('that infected plush better come soon bcz i keep sleeping with that pin'), traits aligned with Hufflepuff's grounding, patient care. He lacks the ruthless ambition of Slytherin and the calculated curiosity of Ravenclaw; instead his fandom-driven kindness, even when anxious, is pure Hufflepuff heart.

Your movie

Your song
The song captures awkward teenage obsession, romantic longing and outsider cringe—tones that resonate with a 19‑year‑old who proclaims 'ME. I AM MY OWN BIGGEST HATER.' and constantly pines over characters ('i miss kasper', 'cant stop thinking about lampert'). The simultaneously earnest and embarrassed vibe of 'Teenage Dirtbag' pairs well with his mix of theatrical devotion and self-aware cringe.

Your time travel destination

Your video game

Your spirit animal

Your (un)funny joke

Your superpower

Your fictional best friend

Your dream vacation

Your alternate career path

Your celebrity match

Did you enjoy your Horoscope?
Your horoscope is 107 days old! Generate a better one from your latest tweets, unlock more insights and use a smarter pro AI!