Skatingcuts
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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Creative: Uses custom tweet layouts, ASCII signatures and visual art (e.g., sorting gallery to do small tweet layouts again).
- Expressive: Openly shares emotions about family and mental health, such as describing mom's reaction to his disordered eating.
- Community-oriented: Promotes his strawpage and offers recovery help for others (e.g., "Pro recovery for everyone but myself").
- Honest: Candid about weight and struggles, stating things like "80 pounds, idk why, it feels nice."
- Humorous: Injects sarcasm and jokes into serious topics, e.g., "Summoning the spirit of ana herself to fast longer."
Weaknesses:
- Self-destructive: Plans and executes extreme fasting, e.g., "Going for a week long fast, let's see if I can pull this shit off."
- Disordered eating: Consistently restricts calories and cycles binge‑restriction, shown by "Uwg 80 lbs, Cw 117 lbs" and wanting to start cutting again.
- Brain fog: Reports concentration problems and mental cloudiness, such as "Brain fog is fading away finally in Math class."
- Impulsive: Makes sudden risky decisions, like bidding on cupcakes to avoid losing them and urging others to outbid him.
- Social isolation: Feels disconnected at school, noting "There is a total of 5 kids in class including me, none I know at all."
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
Bart Simpson is a rebellious, school‑hating teen who constantly pushes back against authority, just like @Skatingcuts who writes 'Why must school exist, why can’t it just canceled' and 'I hate that ed stereotypes...'. The user’s constant complaints about teachers and school, e.g., 'I about called the book Girl Interrupted "Starving Interrupted" in front of my english teacher' and 'My mom already made me break my fast kms', echo Bart’s typical defiance of adults. Their self‑destructive humor and sarcastic tone, as seen in 'I’m rocking this fast man, just gotta stay on track' and 'I hate that eds make you bloated so fast, like bro GET OUT WHATEVER YOU ARE', match Bart’s mischievous, self‑centred attitude. The focus on extreme personal challenges, like extreme fasting and weight obsession, mirrors Bart’s tendency to take dangerous risks for attention. Overall the combination of teenage angst, anti‑school sentiment, and reckless self‑inflicted challenges aligns best with Bart Simpson.
Your MBTI personality Type
ESFJ
Based on their frequent outward posts and desire for interaction (e.g., "Yall should message me, I'm so cool" and "I'm so bored in class but this brain fog is hitting me hard"), they appear extraverted. Their focus on concrete details such as weight, calories, and physical sensations (e.g., "Right now? 80 pounds, I don't know why tbh" and "DOES ANYONE HAVE A FUCKING CALORIE TRACKING APP..." ) indicates a sensing preference. The many emotional expressions and empathy (e.g., "My dad literally said I was too skinny... I started sobbing" and "I hate that eds make you bloated so fast") show a feeling decision style. They also repeatedly create schedules, diet plans, and organized layouts (e.g., "Making myself a Miya themed schedule and diet" and "I sorted my gallery so I can do these small tweet layouts again"), suggesting a judging orientation. Together these traits align best with the ESFJ personality type.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a skating board? Because my heart does an ollie every time I see your tweets!
- You must be a low-calorie snack because I can't resist trying to have you in my life, even on a fast!
- Are you a plot twist in Girl, Interrupted? Because you keep leaving me breathless and wanting more!
- Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I skate by and impress you again?
- If my heart was a math problem, you'd be the only variable that makes sense amid all this brain fog!
Your 5 Emojis
Your new Twitter bio
He/Him • 16‑yr‑old skate enthusiast & anime lover 🎧 • Aspiring digital artist & coder • Once tried to ollie a textbook – it didn’t land. #CreativeLife– @Skatingcuts
Your signature cocktail
Starving Kickflip
Starving Kickflip is a clear, low‑cal vodka‑based cocktail that mirrors Miya’s self‑described "80 pounds, I don't know why tbh" thinness and his "Pro recovery for everyone but myself" attitude. A splash of fresh lemon juice adds the sharp bite of his constant brain‑fog and frustration, echoing his tweet "STOMACH STFU IN CLASS CHALLENGE (IMPOSSIBLE !!)". Cucumber‑infused soda water gives a cool, skate‑park freshness, nodding to his love of skateboarding and the line "Me using skateboarding instead of walking to lose calories despite the fact I can barely do an ollie". A dash of activated charcoal represents the hidden darkness of his “Ana” struggles, as he wrote "My dad literally said I was too skinny after an argument and how I need to eat more… Ana is NAWT a joke". Finally, the light fizz of club soda captures his relentless fasting attempts, like the tweet "Going for a week long fast, let's see if I can pull this shit off" and the constant desire to stay “thin” like "My ultimate goal in life is to weigh as little as those weird twinks in yaoi who 'barely weigh anything'".
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
The user demonstrates strong personal ambition and self‑preservation, hallmark traits of Slytherin. They declare a goal to be as thin as possible: "My ultimate goal in life is to weigh as little as those weird twinks in yaoi who 'barely weigh anything'". They pursue risky, resourceful behavior, saying "Going for a week long fast, let's see if I can pull this shit off". Their desire to stay hidden and avoid judgment is clear in "Fasting makes me a bitch bc I'm hoping everyone just doesn't look or even acknowledge my existence". This combination of ambition, cunning, and self‑preservation aligns best with Slytherin.
Your movie
Your song
Creep - Radiohead
The user feels like an outsider and constantly judged, as seen in tweets like "I love when my mom doesn't bat an eye at me being disordered 'Oh my kid just loves those low cal snacks, at least he's healthy!'" and "I want to cry so hard I get sent home just so I don't gotta deal with this last week". They express a desire to be invisible, "Fasting makes me a bitch bc I'm hoping everyone just doesn't look or even acknowledge my existence". Their frustration with stereotypes, "One of the ed stereotypes I hate most is the ed starting bc of a guy turning down girl" and self‑sacrifice, "Pro recovery for everyone but myself", echo the lyric "I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo, what the hell am I doing here? I don't belong here." The chorus of Radiohead's "Creep" captures this sense of alienation and self‑perceived unworthiness. The song's raw honesty matches the user's candid, painful reflections throughout their timeline.
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