Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Playful humor: Uses absurd jokes like “putting forks in the microwave is sound you're all being lied to” and “instant sausage” to entertain.
- Self-awareness: Makes fun of their own habits with posts like “not smoked weed for 1 day feel so fresh and clean #selfcare” and “ive been nominated for the not smoking drugs every day challenge”.
- Relatable realism: Tweets about everyday experiences like “03:57am im eating an iceland choclate gateau with a spoon” and annoying neighbours in “i love it when my upstairs neighbour gets up at 6am to cough really loud and stomp everywhere”.
- Creative absurdity: Invents odd scenarios like “downloading subway surfers on the zebra handheld barcode scanner” and “gonna start an account dedicated to putting things in the microwave”.
- Cultural awareness: References music tech and media with jokes like “logic is just garage band for people who dont fuck”, “protools was the industry standard in 1999”, and “every episode of have i got news for you unemployment final boss”.
Weaknesses:
- Reckless messaging: Jokes about dangerous behavior like “putting forks in the microwave is sound you're all being lied to”, which could be misread as serious.
- Crude expression: Uses explicit phrasing such as “beautiful big titty naked women don't just fall out the sky you know” and “i got bigger tits than ur bitch”.
- Dismissive tone: Shows harshness toward others’ opinions with posts like “no one cares shut up”.
- Drug fixation: Frequent references to weed and drugs in “weed man only doing 3.5s and above what a load of woke nonsense” and “not smoked weed for 1 day feel so fresh and clean #selfcare”.
- Provocative references: Invokes controversial or violent imagery like “in my raoul moat era”, which can come across as insensitive.
Your Simpsons character
Homer Simpson
This account matches Homer Simpson best: chaotic, impulsive, proudly daft, and driven by basic pleasures like food, laziness, and mild delinquency. The user treats obviously bad ideas as bold experiments, just like Homer, with posts such as “putting forks in the microwave is sound you're all being lied to” and “gonna start an account dedicated to putting things in the microwave and seeing if its sound”. Their hedonism and late‑night goblin energy echo Homer’s eternal man-child vibe, shown in “03:57am im eating an iceland choclate gateau with a spoon” and “instant sausage”. Like Homer pretending to be wise while being clueless, they mock their own lack of seriousness with posts like “does anyone know what bodmas is?” and “mad how much shite they made us learn in school like wtf is bodmas”. Their relationship with weed and self-improvement, in “not smoked weed for 1 day feel so fresh and clean #selfcare” and “ive been nominated for the not smoking drugs every day challenge”, feels very Homer trying and failing to be responsible. The mix of crude jokes, half-baked schemes, and oddly sincere little wins (like “found £20 in a jacket pocket god is great”) strongly fits Homer’s lovable, idiotic energy rather than any other main Simpsons character.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENTP
They lean Extrovert (E): they perform for an audience with deliberately provocative bits like starting “an account dedicated to putting things in the microwave and seeing if its sound” “gonna start an account dedicated to putting things in the microwave and seeing if its sound”, and confidently address others with dismissive jokes like “no one cares shut up”. Their humor shows Intuition (N) through absurd, conceptual takes rather than grounded detail, e.g. calling unemployment the “final boss” in “downloading 137gb torrent of every episode of have i got news for you unemployment final boss” and riffing about installing games on a barcode scanner in “downloading subway surfers on the zebra handheld barcode scanner”. The tone is strongly Thinking (T): they’re blunt, irreverent, and argument-oriented, mocking software hierarchies with lines like “logic is just garage band for people who dont fuck” and critiquing Pro Tools as outdated in “protools was the industry standard in 1999”, rather than being tactful or feelings-focused. Finally, they appear Perceiving (P): their life comes across as spontaneous, chaotic and unstructured—e.g. eating dessert at 3:57am in “03:57am im eating an iceland choclate gateau with a spoon” and joking about on–off habits like “not smoked weed for 1 day feel so fresh and clean #selfcare”. Overall, the mix of extroverted, contrarian humor, abstract/absurd riffs, blunt logic-heavy jabs, and go-with-the-flow lifestyle fits ENTP best.
Some pickup lines for you
- If putting forks in the microwave is sound, how about we test the real danger: you, me, and that ‘instant sausage’ energy in the same kitchen?
- You’re out here downloading a 137GB ‘Have I Got News For You’ torrent like it’s the unemployment final boss – I’m just trying to download your attention in 1080p, no buffering.
- You said you’ve been nominated for the ‘not smoking drugs every day’ challenge — I respectfully nominate myself for the ‘thinking about you every day’ challenge instead.
- You’re up at 03:57 eating Iceland chocolate gateau with a spoon, I’m up at 03:57 thinking, ‘beautiful big titty naked women don’t fall out the sky, but somehow this skengfrog account did.’
- You clown BODMAS every few months, but I’ve done the maths: Bed + Dog + ‘like a dog in a bed’ tweet + us = the only equation I actually want to solve.
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Microwave myth‑buster & unemployed optimist. Once ate an Iceland chocolate gateau at 3:57am and called it meal prep.– @skengfrog
Your signature cocktail
The Microwave Bodmas Mule
The Microwave Bodmas Mule is a chaotic, overclocked highball for someone who thinks “putting forks in the microwave is sound you're all being lied to” and is definitely downloading “subway surfers on the zebra handheld barcode scanner” while it chills. The overproof spiced rum brings that unfiltered, late‑night, mildly feral energy of “03:57am im eating an iceland choclate gateau with a spoon”. A sticky cola reduction nods to their half‑ironic, half‑sincere plea of “when they gonna make coke illegal”, making the drink sweet, trashy, and weirdly comforting. A light mist of celery bitters riffs on the earnest curiosity of “i bet eating celery is bare nice”, adding a bitter, grown‑up edge they’re pretending not to have. Finally, the chocolate gateau cream foam crowns it with stoner‑afters indulgence for someone proudly in their “not smoked weed for 1 day feel so fresh and clean #selfcare” era, while the fork‑shaped metal stirrer is a tongue‑in‑cheek tribute to their proposed career in “putting things in the microwave and seeing if its sound”.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
This user consistently shows Slytherin-style chaos energy, self-preservation, and a taste for transgressive humor rather than bravery, studiousness, or kindness. Their willingness to defy basic safety norms for the bit in “putting forks in the microwave is sound you're all being lied to” and plans to escalate it with “gonna start an account dedicated to putting things in the microwave and seeing if its sound” suggests a calculated courting of risk and attention, not noble courage. There’s also a streak of self-serving pragmatism and hedonism in posts like “03:57am im eating an iceland choclate gateau with a spoon” and “ive been nominated for the not smoking drugs every day challenge”, which reads as indulgent rather than diligent or idealistic. Their dismissive, sharp tone in “no one cares shut up” and mocking ambition toward petty schemes like “downloading subway surfers on the zebra handheld barcode scanner” fits Slytherin’s irreverent, opportunistic side. While they’re witty, it’s weaponized more for sarcasm and edge than for Ravenclaw-style curiosity, and there is little evidence of Hufflepuff loyalty or Gryffindor heroism in their timeline.
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Your song
Mr. Brightside - The Killers
Mr. Brightside fits them as a chaotic, slightly feral anthem for someone stumbling through life with humour, impulsiveness and mild self‑destruction. Their whole vibe is impulsive gremlin energy, like “gonna start an account dedicated to putting things in the microwave and seeing if its sound” and “putting forks in the microwave is sound you're all being lied to”, which mirrors the song’s reckless, head‑first attitude. The self‑deprecating slacker humour of “downloading 137gb torrent of every episode of have i got news for you unemployment final boss” and “not smoked weed for 1 day feel so fresh and clean #selfcare” matches the song’s frantic “I’m a mess but I’m still going” energy. Their timeline swings between petty annoyance and shrugging nihilism, like “i love it when my upstairs neighbour gets up at 6am to cough really loud and stomp everywhere” and “no one cares shut up”, which fits the song’s mixture of desperation and bravado. Even their ironic optimism in “2017 is gonna be my year” feels like the same delusional, melodramatic hope powering the chorus of Mr. Brightside.
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