Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally honest: Openly shares feelings about friends, family, and mental health, like missing an ex‑bff and feeling hurt when friends don’t reply in tweets such as “oh sighs bruh oh bruhhh my bff hates me why does he hate me talk to me please.💔💔”.
- Affectionate partner: Speaks warmly about their boyfriend, e.g. “Hi my bf is really cool ok guys bye thanks gor watching” and stressing wanting to see him at the farmers market in “should i invite my bf to the farmers market witb me next friday…”.
- Humorous self‑expression: Uses dramatic, playful wording to talk about daily life, like “IM SO TIRED I REGRET STAYING UP JUST TO TALK TO MY NEW FRIEND I HOPE HE DJES” and joking about games in “I HATE WORDLE”.
- Loyal friend: Cares deeply about friendships, feeling devastated when ties are cut, as in “uujgghhn i js ended my friendship with my bff…💔💔💔💔” and crying over conflicts in “my friends hate me they wont respond to my texts…💔💔”.
- Enthusiastic fan: Shows strong, positive enthusiasm for media and interests, like praising bands in “hi guys i reslly like this band i like their music wow very good…” and characters in “naoya so cool so handsome i love him…”.
Weaknesses:
- Self‑harm behavior: Repeatedly describes cutting and wanting more scars, for example “oh god i just cut myself anf ohhh it feels so good i busted a nut” and “uughgnjj i want to cut myselr ogghhhh…..i need more scars…i need more…..🤤🤤”.
- Suicidal ideation: Frequently mentions wanting to die or kill themself, such as “IM KILLING MYSELF🤣🤣🤣😅😅😅😭😭😭😭😂😂😂🙏🙏🙏🙏”, “i think im going yo kill myselg”, and “im sick should i kill myself”.
- Harsh self‑talk: Insults themself and links minor issues to death or worthlessness, like “should i js die bruh”, “should i js die”, and calling themself “retarded” in “why am i retarded”.
- Volatile relationships: Describes frequent conflicts and blocks with friends and exes, e.g. “uujgghhn i js ended my friendship with my bff…i blocked him last noght…” and frustration with ex friends in “ok this stupid retard blocked me cuz i reacted to his message with a thumbs up…”.
- Family strain: Shows deep tension with their mother, including wishing she’d died instead of their dad in “sometimes i wish that it was my mom who died instead of my dad ok” and describing disturbing messages in “my mom got really mad and like she sent me this vm…‘im gonna cut myself all over just like how you cut yourself’”.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
The user most closely matches Bart Simpson: impulsive, chaotic, and darkly comedic but clearly craving connection. Their over-the-top self‑destructive humor, like “IM KILLING MYSELF🤣🤣🤣😅😅😅😭😭😭😭😂😂😂🙏🙏🙏🙏” and “i think im going yo kill myselg”, strongly echoes Bart’s tendency to turn real distress into outrageous jokes. They show a bratty, provocative side in posts such as “i hope coco fucking dies that stupid dumb bitch kept pushing me off of this little tower obby shit i am not in the wrong its all coco’s fault.” and “IM SO TIRED I REGRET STAYING UP JUST TO TALK TO MY NEW FRIEND I HOPE HE DJES”. At the same time, like Bart’s hidden sensitivity, they reveal deep hurt and messy family dynamics in tweets such as “sometimes i wish that it was my mom who died instead of my dad ok” and “last week my mom got mad at me cuz i yelled at her to get out of the bathroom while i was showering…she was…talking abt how i was slicing my arm up in the shower like um no?”. Despite the chaos, there’s affection and enthusiasm—gushing about their boyfriend and friends in “Hi my bf is really cool ok guys bye thanks gor watching” and “i am full of love💙 i will be unblocking everyone that i have blocked💙”—which matches Bart’s underlying loyalty and big feelings beneath his delinquent exterior.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They seem more introverted (I) than extroverted: many tweets are about being alone, online, or feeling disconnected from others rather than seeking big social scenes, like “my friends hate me they wont respond to my texts…💔💔” and “hi i stayed up all night now i have to get ready for school sighhsss i hate this why did i stay up to read yaoi and then decided to cal with my friend why am i retarded”. They lean intuition (N) over sensing, frequently focusing on feelings, relationships, identity and drama rather than concrete details, like “why r fellas acting all surprised cuz they dont know who i really am after meeting me online!” and their long emotional reflections about ex-friends and exes. Their decision-making is clearly feeling (F) based: they’re driven by emotions, attachment and hurt, e.g. “oh sighs bruh oh bruhhh my bff hates me why does he hate me talk to me please.💔💔” and “im actually twaring up rn cuz my irls r so retarded.”, with little attempt at detached logic. They show strong perceiving (P) traits: impulsive, messy, and unstructured, often posting in the moment about urges and mood swings, such as “uughgnjj i want to cut myselr ogghhhh…..i need more scars…i need more…..🤤🤤” and “i wanna change my user so bad…should i js die”. Taken together, the intense emotional introspection, fixation on relationships and identity, and chaotic, spontaneous lifestyle fit INFP best: an inward-focused, feeling-driven, idealistic type who often struggles with mood, self-image, and interpersonal conflict.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said you’re ‘barely active ok,’ but the way you stay up all night for yaoi, pjsk/enstars, and late calls makes it seem like the only thing inactive is my chances—mind if I change that on Feb 14?
- You keep saying you ‘need new blades’ and ‘more scars,’ but honestly the only cut I’m interested in is a clean cut from your old ex-bff drama to a fresh co-op run in enstars with me.
- You called yourself the ‘skinniest man alive’ and said you look like Shinji—lucky for you, I’ve always had a thing for sad little guys in Sonic PJ pants and Weezer shirts who secretly have the biggest hearts.
- You’re over there crying about Till not being dead, screaming about Hannibal and Naoya, and I’m just here like: if fictional men can get that much of your love, imagine what I could do if I showed up to the farmers market at the same time as you on purpose.
- You joke about killing yourself when you’re sick, sleep on the floor for fun, and rage-quit pjsk to become a ‘professional enstars player’—I don’t want to fix you, I just want to be the guy you @ when you post ‘IM FEELING SO JOYOUS’ next time.
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Part-time yaoi scholar, full-time overthinker. Once stayed up all night to talk to a new friend and regretted everything by first period.– @skib1Dit0ilet_
Your signature cocktail
Yaoi World Birthday Meltdown
Blue raspberry vodka represents their hair and vibe, inspired by “my hair smells like blue raspberry candy right now i dont know why but i am loving it”, giving the drink a loud, artificial, scene-kid energy. Sour cherry liqueur captures all the heartbreak, ex-friend drama, and bff mourning, like “oh sighs bruh oh bruhhh my bff hates me why does he hate me talk to me please.💔💔” and “i just want my bff bacm…😕💔💔”. Midori adds a neon, slightly unhinged sweetness for their yaoi/otaku chaos and self-aware weirdness, echoing “i havebt been on tje yaoi grind lately..this is so disappointing im so sad why why…why….” and “LIKE OKGGG OMGGG IM MOT SOME NICE PERFECT GUY!! IM WEIRD!!”. Lychee soda or lemonade lightens it up into something drinkable and playful, matching their bursts of joy like “IM FEELING SO JOYOUS I AM FULL OF JOY WHY AM I SO HAPPY I DONT KNOW” and their tendency to bounce back with jokes. The dash of edible glitter is for the theatrical, meme-y drama of lines like “IM KILLING MYSELF🤣🤣🤣😅😅😅😭😭😭😭😂😂😂🙏🙏🙏🙏” and the performative countdown energy of “ok bye coming back feb 14 #mybday” and “my birthday is in 5 days if any of you guys care lol”. Overall, it’s strong, sour-sweet, and neon as hell—dramatic, messy, and weirdly endearing, just like them.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
They show intense attachment and loyalty in relationships, even when things are painful. For instance, they dwell on losing their best friend and clearly still care a lot, writing “i just want my bff bacm…😕💔💔” and explaining the whole blocking situation in detail in “uujgghhn i js ended my friendship with my bff uuggjhj uggjhn well not reallly but i blocked him last noght…”. They are also deeply affected by how their friends treat each other, showing a strong sense of fairness and moral frustration when their IRL friends behave badly in relationships: “im actually twaring up rn cuz my irls r so retarded. one of them confessed to someone online person while dating someone and now my other one is dating someone after breaking up with her ex 4 days ago IM SO DONE”. Even during emotional swings, they come back to wanting peace and connection, as in “i am full of love💙 i will be unblocking everyone that i have blocked💙 i will not be bothered by their presence💙 i shall simply acknowledge💙 spread peace and kind💙 i have no enemies💙”. While they can be dramatic and impulsive, there is little evidence of ambition (Slytherin) or a strong drive for knowledge (Ravenclaw); instead, their core pattern is emotional loyalty, desire for reconciliation, and a focus on relationships, which fits Hufflepuff best.
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Your song
Teenagers - My Chemical Romance
The song Teenagers by My Chemical Romance fits them because it captures messy, chaotic adolescent emotions, dark humor, and feeling misunderstood. They oscillate between joy and despair, like when they say “IM FEELING SO JOYOUS I AM FULL OF JOY WHY AM I SO HAPPY I DONT KNOW” but also tweet things like “im sick should i kill myself” and “i think im going yo kill myselg”. Their relationship with parents is strained and intense, reflected in tweets such as “sometimes i wish that it was my mom who died instead of my dad ok” and “last week my mom got mad at me cuz i yelled at her…she was on call w/ her bf and was talking abt how i prolly didnt want her to go in there cuz i was slicing my arm up”. The self-harm and morbid jokes, like “oh god i just cut myself anf ohhh it feels so good i busted a nut” and “uughgnjj i want to cut myselr ogghhhh…..i need more scars…i need more…..🤤🤤”, mirror the song’s dark, rebellious tone. At the same time, their fixation on fandoms and identity — for example “i like sonic big amount” and “what do you guys think…i look like shinji i know cuz im him irl hahhaahah!” — parallels the song’s theme of teens trying to define themselves in a world that doesn’t really get them.
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