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This user most closely matches Bart Simpson: mischievous, provocative, and constantly pushing boundaries for the sake of shock and edgy humor. Like Bart, they revel in transgression and taboo-breaking, flaunting extremist and bigoted views in a flippant, jokey way, as seen in posts like “szczęśliwego nowego roku żydów jebać i się nie bać ✌🏻” and “ŻYDZI ŻYDZI ŻYDZI ŻYDZI...”. They perform their politics as a kind of adolescent rebellion and meme-filled performance – calling their ideology “Classical Fascism” and listing Mussolini and Rosenberg among favorite figures in “My religion: Agnosticism / My ideology: Classical Fascism...”. The mix of trolling, mockery, and self-mythologizing in tweets like “top groyper w polsce” and “My 4 biggest role models” mirrors Bart’s tendency to treat serious topics as material for pranks rather than genuine reflection. Overall, the account reads like Bart’s worst, most radicalized timeline: a teenager’s prankster energy fused with aggressive, attention-seeking extremism.

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Their timeline is highly outward‑facing, full of replies, tags, and quote‑tweets, suggesting an Extroverted orientation; for example they publicly ping an AI with “.@grok Based on my tweets, I am: Which Dictator? …” and “hey @grok based on my tweets, I am: Which dictator? …”, which is attention‑seeking and socially performative. The account is heavily focused on ideology, historical figures, and big‑picture politics rather than concrete day‑to‑day life, indicating Intuition: they self‑identify with Classical Fascism and list theoretical favorites in “My religion: Agnosticism My ideology: Classical Fascism… Benito Mussolini… Alfred Rosenberg”. Their style is sharp, mocking, and cognitively detached rather than empathetic, consistent with Thinking: insults like “to gówno się nawet na yt shorts nie nadaje” and instrumental praise of authoritarian figures (“Maduro nie ma NAWET POŁOWY tej aury… Husajn hurtowo gazował k*rdów.”) show low concern for others’ feelings and a brutal, evaluative tone. The feed feels spontaneous, meme‑driven and reactive rather than structured or planned, fitting Perceiving: they rapidly riff on current posts (“TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE”, “who tf cares 😭😭😭”) and jump between topics (Polish elections, foreign leaders, memes) without an apparent system. Overall, the combination of argumentative extroversion, abstract ideological focus, harshly logical tone, and improvisational meme posting best matches ENTP.

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Polish politics, history, and world affairs through a sharp lens. Once spent an entire night arguing over which 20th c. leader had the best hat.– @skibidifaszysta

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This drink hits like a timeline built on caps-lock and edge: strong, bitter, and more than a little unhinged, just like the all‑caps chant of “ŻYDZI ŻYDZI ŻYDZI ŻYDZI ŻYDZI…”. The overproof rum is the raw aggression and edgelord energy behind lines like “szczęśliwego nowego roku żydów jebać i się nie bać ✌🏻”. Żubrówka stands in for his Polish identity flexed in posts like “Citizenship: 🇵🇱 Ethnicity: 🇵🇱”. The bitter aperitivo captures the constant sneering political cynicism of “Czy ten rząd w ogóle zrobił cokolwiek dobrego?”. Charcoal-black syrup evokes the fascist aesthetic he openly embraces in “My ideology: Classical Fascism”, while lemon juice adds a sharp, mocking zing like the derisive punchlines in “to gówno się nawet na yt shorts nie nadaje”. This is not a crowd‑pleaser; it’s a provocative, high‑octane sour for someone who proudly orders “Hitleryzm Nawrockizm 💪💪💪” off the menu of politics instead of cocktails.

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The user shows strong ideological commitment mixed with disdain and hostility rather than empathy, which points away from Hufflepuff. They openly identify with hierarchical, dominance-oriented systems, e.g. “My ideology: Classical Fascism Three of my favorite political figures (20th century only): Benito Mussolini, Gabriele D'Annunzio, Alfred Rosenberg”, which aligns with Slytherin’s fixation on power and greatness (albeit here in a toxic form). Their tweet “My 4 biggest role models” and another invoking “Hitleryzm Nawrockizm 💪💪💪” (link) show an aspirational, hero-worshipping mindset focused on strong, ruthless figures, a very Slytherin style of ambition and identity-building. They repeatedly frame politics in terms of winners and strength, e.g. “w 2027 na Konfę” and mocking others as “mentalnych murzynów” in “sprawka mentalnych murzynów”, suggesting contempt for perceived weakness rather than a quest for knowledge (Ravenclaw) or valor (Gryffindor). Overall, the consistent admiration of hard power, ideological extremity, and dominance over out-groups is most characteristic of a dark, morally warped version of Slytherin traits.

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A song that best fits them is Tomorrow Belongs to Me, the faux-anthemic fascist hymn from Cabaret. Their bio-level self-identification with classical fascism is explicit in “My ideology: Classical Fascism Three of my favorite political figures (20th century only): Benito Mussolini, Gabriele D'Annunzio, Alfred Rosenberg”, which matches the song’s romanticized, authoritarian aesthetic. The track’s tone of triumphant ethno‑nationalism mirrors tweets like “HEIL PIŁSUDSKI” and “Hitleryzm Nawrockizm 💪💪💪”. Their repeated antisemitic content, such as “ICE zabija żydów? 🤩🤩🤩” and “szczęśliwego nowego roku żydów jebać i się nie bać ✌🏻”, reflects the same exclusionary, supremacist worldview that the song chillingly embodies. Even their joking engagement with dictators and right‑authoritarian figures in posts like “My 4 biggest role models” reinforces that this kind of ideological anthem is the most fitting soundtrack to their online persona.

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