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Your Simpsons character
Their energy is pure Bart: chaotic, irreverent, and constantly clowning on everything from school to politics, like when they say “IM GOING TO GET MY ASS BEAT MY GPA IS LIKE 2.3😭 I'M FAILING HALF MY CLASSES DUDE. AND PARENT TEACHER CONFERENCES ARE SOON WHAT THE FUCK.”. The user has a bratty but funny edge, casually dropping lines like “fucking execute that kid” and “sometimes when my brother does a butt head impression I beat the shit out of him because I hate Beavis and Butt head.”, which mirrors Bart’s over-the-top, jokingly violent dramatics. Their timeline is full of juvenile humor—“fatty farty fart fart” and “fart”—and pranklike rage, just like Bart’s love of immature jokes. At the same time, they’re very online and pop-culture obsessed, fixating on games and bands like in “MY CURRENT FIXATION IS BEGINNING TO APPEAR ON MY TL.ELON GET OUT OF MY FUCKING SKIN”, which fits Bart’s hyperactive, media-soaked personality. The user’s mix of rebelliousness, school frustration, crude humor, and occasional unexpectedly sharp commentary makes them most like a modern, extremely terminally-online Bart Simpson.

Your MBTI personality Type
They show clear Extraverted tendencies: they overshare about school, family, and daily life, e.g. panicking publicly about grades in “IM GOING TO GET MY ASS BEAT MY GPA IS LIKE 2.3😭 I'M FAILING HALF MY CLASSES DUDE. AND PARENT TEACHER CONFERENCES ARE SOON WHAT THE FUCK.” and live‑tweeting game downloads in “20 mbps istgggg. 31% now,, what ever”, which suggests they recharge through interaction and audience engagement. Their humor and interests are highly Intuitive and conceptual rather than grounded in practical details: they riff on odd hypotheticals like “what if you rolled a joint with a fortune cookie paper thing” and curate a symbolic shame-board of various bands and characters in “just to remind myself what I don't want to be when I grow up”. Emotion and values dominate their reactions, pointing to Feeling over Thinking: they react viscerally to injustice in “Children were sex trafficked and babies were eaten and this is what y'all are doing. ok.” and express intense attachment to characters in “I have been sobbing hysterically over cheese sandwich fucking look at him oh my god”. Finally, their timeline is chaotic, impulsive, and unstructured—jumping from ragebait to memes to sudden fixations, as in “in a very ragebaited mood today.” and the stream-of-consciousness Date Everything install saga from “HURRY UP NOW” to “my laptop has froze. what the FUCK. #fuckdateeverything”, which is typical of a Perceiving type rather than an organized, planful J. Taken together—highly social posting style, abstract and surreal humor, emotion-driven reactions, and spontaneous behavior—ENFP is the best fit.

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Teen in Bikini Bottom chronically online, chronically losing Wi‑Fi. Once cried over a cheese sandwich and a video game install screen at the same time.– @SkibidiRivCuom

Your signature cocktail
This drink is basically what happens if you put their entire timeline in a blender: hyper, loud, and slightly concerning, like declaring “only mildly, I will be drinking soda all night” and then absolutely meaning it. The electric blue raspberry soda is for their chaotic, candy-colored energy and fixation spirals, like screaming about games not installing in “date everything is not installing.”. A sharp espresso shot captures the sleep-deprived, overcaffeinated meltdown vibe of “IM GOING TO GET MY ASS BEAT MY GPA IS LIKE 2.3😭 I'M FAILING HALF MY CLASSES DUDE.”. Lime juice adds a sour bite for the way they roast everything and everyone, from “fucking execute that kid” to “bro think she weird al😭✌”. The pop rocks rim is pure shitpost crackle, matching unhinged gems like “fatty farty fart fart” and the recurring cursed “aple” posts. Finally, the maraschino cherry on top is their unapologetic queerness and self-awareness, proudly tagged in “hashtag I am gay. hashtag who cheered” and their many '#awakening' confessions.

Your Hogwarts House
They show classic Gryffindor impulsiveness and willingness to charge into conflict without much self‑preservation. For example, their rage at platforms and tech is loud and confrontational, like “EVERY TIME I LIKE SOMETHING STUPID FUCKING GROK IS ON MY FUCKING SCREEN FUCK YOU ELON YOU GODDAMN KID FUCKER” and “MY PARENTS ARE TRYING TO GET ME TO WATCH THE FUCKING HALFTIME SHOW OVER MY DEAD FUCKING BODY”, which reads as defiant and fearless about calling people out. They also show a strong moral streak and outrage at perceived injustice, like “Children were sex trafficked and babies were eaten and this is what y'all are doing. ok.” and their disgust about discussing grooming in class in “I'm in homeroom rn and we're talking about fuckin pedophilia & grooming. god take everyone in this class but me.”. Even their jokes can be extreme and confrontational, like “fucking execute that kid” and physically lashing out at their brother in “sometimes when my brother does a butt head impression I beat the shit out of him because I hate Beavis and Butt head.”, which fits Gryffindor’s hot‑headed, act‑first nature. While they have humor and creativity, their dominant traits are fiery emotion, boldness, and a tendency to loudly stand up for what they feel in the moment—very Gryffindor.

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The best-fitting song for them is “Buddy Holly” by Weezer, because their whole online vibe is chaotic, nerdy, and self-aware in almost exactly the way that song embodies. They explicitly connect their identity to Weezer and Rivers Cuomo, saying their “#transgender awakening was #weezer” and “#gay awakening was #Riverscuomo” in “my #transgender awakening was #weezer”. Like the song’s mix of dorky sincerity and loud confidence, they swing between self-deprecating humor and over-the-top emotional outbursts, such as “IM GOING TO GET MY ASS BEAT MY GPA IS LIKE 2.3😭 I'M FAILING HALF MY CLASSES DUDE.”. Their timeline is full of hyperactive, offbeat posts—“fatty farty fart fart”, “sometimes when my brother does a butt head impression I beat the shit out of him because I hate Beavis and Butt head.”—which fits the song’s playful, slightly awkward energy. And like the chorus’s defiant “I don’t care what they say about us anyway,” they display the same attitude in posts like “fucking WAH WAH WAH I'M GODDAMN USING IT I DON'T CARE WHAT THE FUCK YOUR YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT HUH ITS THE FUCKING INTERNET I DON'T FUCKING CARE”.

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