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Your Simpsons character
The user most closely resembles Bart Simpson, with their chaotic energy, dark humor, and tendency to push boundaries. Like Bart, they mix mischief with real emotional turmoil, openly talking about cutting in an almost performative, rebellious way, for example when they say βBOOOOOOOπ π π π π π π EVERY FELLOW CUTTER OF MINE IZ VALIDπ π π π π π π π π π π π π π π SHAMING CUTTERZ INπ THE π BIG π 26π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π BOOOOOOOOOOOπ π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π β. Bartβs love of risky behavior and rule-breaking lines up with tweets like βI lowkirkenuinely might do it again tonigjt should iβοΈβοΈβοΈβ and βhi guyz do kitchen knives work better than razorbladez and if so what kinda knivez sohuld i use ok bye #shtwtβ, which show both impulsiveness and disregard for safety. Their edgy jokes and fixation on shock value mirror Bartβs immature but attention-seeking style, seen in posts like β'ew emo.. i bet he cuts himself' they say till i decide to actually roll up the sleeve and yell 'SLASH FLASH' before scurrying away to rethink my life decizionzβ. At the same time, underlying distress and insecurity peek through in tweets about their ED and desperation, such as βI literally have an ed and will admit that my high metabolizm factorz into my body type/shape A LOT...β and βMy dreamz are juzt dreammmmmzzzz I need a better blade so i flowkirkuenly might endup stealing my boyfriendz pocket knife or something for a while I am so dezperate #shtwtβ, echoing the vulnerability Bart sometimes hides beneath his clowning.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert (I): most tweets describe intensely personal inner experiences (self-harm urges, ED, private fantasies) rather than shared social life, e.g. βI lowkirkenuinely might do it again tonigjt should iβοΈβοΈβοΈβ and βThiz is genuinely making me crijge so hard that I wanna cut myzelf over itβ, suggesting a focus on their own internal world over external engagement. They fit iNtuition (N) more than Sensing: even when discussing concrete things (blades, weight), they jump quickly into imaginative scenarios or symbolism, like βif my boyfriend got az mentally ill az I am id literally have datez with him where we just cut ourzelvez and each other (would that be called a cutting date...,, I think it would..,,)β, showing abstract, fantasy-oriented thinking rather than practical detail. Their priorities and tone are strongly Feeling (F): they validate othersβ emotions (βEVERY FELLOW CUTTER OF MINE IZ VALIDβ) and react to situations with emotional intensity rather than logical analysis, and even their humor is affective and dramatic, as in βOHMYGOFD TETO IJGHHHHHHDSJKHHAAHAHAHAHHHWHAWHAWHAWHDFRLRJJHHHEHEEHEHEHHEEEEEEEEEERLLLLLLLLLLLLLLASSAFGRHS.................β. They come across as Perceiving (P) rather than Judging: they act on impulse and shifting moods (e.g. βI lowkirkenuinely might do it again tonigjt should iβοΈβοΈβοΈβ) instead of showing structured plans or consistent routines, and they experiment and improvise with things like blades and weight gain (βguyz how do i gain weight with high metabolizm sen d helpβ, βWhy do yall use pencil sharpener bladez to cut theyre so dullβ). Overall, the combination of private, fantasy-heavy, emotionally intense, and spontaneous expression best aligns with INFP.

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Professional overthinker with a high metabolism and too many opinions. Once tried to debate knife brands like they were PokΓ©mon types.β @SkipTheTulips

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This cocktail is loud, messy, and theatrical, just like the all-caps chaos of βBOOOOOOOπ π π π π π π EVERY FELLOW CUTTER OF MINE IZ VALIDπ π π π π π π π π π π π π π π β, so it hits hard with high-proof cherry liqueur and a sharp ginger beer kick. The blood-orange splash nods to their obsession with blades and blood in posts like βhi guyz do kitchen knives work better than razorbladezβ¦β and βSo just found out it infact WAZ blood this is so cool dudeβ. A thin cucumber ribbon represents the vulnerable, almost tender side of wanting βcutting datezβ with their boyfriend in βif my boyfriend got az mentally ill az I am id literally have datez with him where we just cut ourzelvez and each otherβ. The black sugar rim keeps it sweet-but-dark, echoing their playful morbidity in βI llovr cutting hiz name into my legs constsntlyβ and the dramatic flair of βI lowkirkenuinely might do it again tonigjt should iβοΈβοΈβοΈβ. Overall itβs strong, bitter-sweet, and experimentalβfizzy chaos with a glossy, goth sheen, just like their timeline.

Your Hogwarts House
They show a distinctly Slytherin blend of edge, boundary-pushing, and a kind of pride in taboo behavior. Their active participation in shed-twt and cheering on self-harm as "valid" in βBOOOOOOOπ π π π π π π EVERY FELLOW CUTTER OF MINE IZ VALIDπ π π π π π π π π π π π π π π SHAMING CUTTERZ INπ THE π BIG π 26π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π BOOOOOOOOOOOπ π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π β shows a defiant us-vs-them mentality and comfort with being part of a stigmatized in-group. They are resourceful and somewhat calculating about tools and methods, seen in questions like βhi guyz do kitchen knives work better than razorbladez and if so what kinda knivez sohuld i use ok bye #shtwtβ and criticism like βWhy do yall use pencil sharpener bladez to cut theyre so dull i could sharpen a pencil better with my teeth than a sharpener bladeβ, which suggests a focus on efficiency and results. Their willingness to bypass boundaries (e.g., βhow i feel after reading shedtwt dni before copying the link to the pozt and switching to a diff account and interacting anywayz (theyll never know)β) highlights a rule-bending, cunning streak characteristic of Slytherin. Even their darkly romantic fantasizing about shared self-destruction with a partner, as in βif my boyfriend got az mentally ill az I am id literally have datez with him where we just cut ourzelvez and each other (would that be called a cutting date...,, I think it would..,,) #shtwtβ, points to intense, possessive loyalty and an attraction to extreme, dramatic bondsβa very Slytherin flavor of devotion. Overall, while there are hints of impulsivity and emotional intensity, the consistent themes of defiance, rule-breaking, efficiency, and in-group loyalty align them most strongly with Slytherin.

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A well-suited song is Cut My Lip by Twenty One Pilots, which centers on being hurt, self-destructive coping, and still stubbornly carrying on. They openly celebrate self-harm and validate others who do it, like in βBOOOOOOOπ π π π π π π EVERY FELLOW CUTTER OF MINE IZ VALIDπ π π π π π π π π π π π π π π SHAMING CUTTERZ INπ THE π BIG π 26π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π BOOOOOOOOOOOπ π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π β, which echoes the songβs mix of pain and defiant pride. Their fixation on blades and methods, such as βhi guyz do kitchen knives work better than razorbladez and if so what kinda knivez sohuld i use ok bye #shtwtβ and βWhy do yall use pencil sharpener bladez to cut theyre so dull i could sharpen a pencil better with my teeth than a sharpener bladeβ, reflects the songβs imagery of physical damage as a coping mechanism. The romanticization of self-harm and relationships, like βI llovr cutting hiz name into my legs constsntlyβ and βif my boyfriend got az mentally ill az I am id literally have datez with him where we just cut ourzelvez and each otherβ, fits the way the song ties emotional bonds to pain and endurance. Even when they admit deeper issues such as βI literally have an ed and will admit that my high metabolizm factorz into my body type/shape A LOTβ, their tone stays flippant and half-joking, just like the trackβs mix of upbeat sound with dark subject matter.

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