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Moe Szyslak is a chronic alcoholic who constantly battles depression, selfâdestruction, and feelings of worthlessness, mirroring the userâs frequent mentions of substance use, selfâharm, and low selfâesteem. The user tweets "I have not been fully sober in the past 3 days lord help me" and "Iâm reverting back to my old ways walking around until after dark and smoking five hundred cigarettes," echoing Moeâs reliance on alcohol and cigarettes. The userâs expression of depressive feelings, for example "I think we got bigger fish to fry đđđ," aligns with Moeâs oftenâshown suicidal attempts. Both display a dark, selfâdestructive humor, such as "I present to you: the substance. it has been festering on my nightstand," and the userâs chaotic, rebellious behavior (shoplifting and weedâsmoking with friends) also mirrors Moeâs involvement in shady, desperate situations.

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Their tweets are dominated by personal, introspective reflections such as 'I present to you: the substanceâŠ' and 'I think we got bigger fish to fry đ', indicating an introverted focus (I). They often discuss abstract feelings and identity ('how do u guys transition', 'Iâm hyperfem'), showing a preference for intuition (N). Emotional language like 'FUCK MY STUPID FAT FUCKING BODY' and 'I wanna open up to my doctor about my bulimia but Iâm scared' reveals a feeling (F) decision style. Frequent impulsive actions ('spontaneously drove around n shoplifted a bunch of halloween stuff', 'reverting back to my old ways⊠smoking five hundred cigarettes') point to a perceiving (P) orientation.

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Industrial goth teen (he/they) who once dyed hair 5 colors in a night. Music, art & mental health advocate. Backup: @rotndassimilateâ @sknnypvppy

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The Neon Nightshade is a dark, smoky base of black vodka and smoked rosemary syrup representing the industrial goth vibe and the user's love for the night and cigarettes. The bright pink raspberry liqueur adds a splash of the pink aesthetic they adore, referencing their tweet 'I wanna get more into pinkpantheress sheâs so effin pretty and real asf'. The sour lemon juice mirrors the sharp, raw emotional bursts like 'FUCK MY STUPID FAT FUCKING BODY' and 'I HATE EDTWT'. A dash of absinthe brings the chaotic, psychedelic edge of 'I present to you: the substance'. This cocktail captures the mix of selfâdestructive tendencies and a yearning for something whimsical and colorful, just like their tweets about 'whimsical my room' and 'PINK!!!'.

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The user shows strong ambition and a willingness to bend or break rules, traits valued by Slytherin. For example, they describe a night of shoplifting: "I have these 2 friends that actually matched my freak, on like our 3rd hangout we spontaneously drove around n shoplifted a bunch of halloween stuff đđđ" and later boast about their appearance: "my fit is immaculate" and "I want to be a twiggy angular lanky boy". Their aggressive selfâpreservation is evident in harsh tweets like "go kill yourself nick nobody likes your stupid overpriced shitty polyester brainrot store anyway". They also focus on personal advancement, noting "I think I may have really bad undiagnosed OCD but I need to focus on my job right now". These statements illustrate a resourceful, selfâfocused mindset that aligns best with Slytherin.

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The raw pain and self-destructive confession in Nine Inch Nails' "Hurt" mirrors sknnypvppyâs frequent expressions of body hatred and self-harm, such as "FUCK MY STUPID FAT FUCKING BODY" and "I think we got bigger fish to fry đđđ". Their struggle with bulimia, OCD and substance use â for example "I havenât been fully sober in the past 3 days lord help me" and "I wanna open up to my doctor⊠I'm scared" â echoes the lyric "I hurt myself today to see if I still feel". Their industrial goth aesthetic and love of bands like MCR fit the songâs gritty, industrial sound, while the line "The needle tears a hole" resonates with mentions of smoking, vaping and feeling "Iâm literally shaking" during withdrawal. Overall, "Hurt" captures the mix of alienation, self-destruction and yearning for relief that dominates their timeline.

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